# The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373 "2006-07-06T15:36:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/21 "2006-07-08T06:10:18Z")
Currently From MPSIMS: \*\*Perfect breasts have no wrinkles…and just a touch of starch. Things You’d Rather Not Think About Funniest sentence you’ve overheard lately There’s an ant in my keyboard. I want one! Damn, that was tasty! Who’da thunk it?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Klaatu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Klaatu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Klaatu)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/22 "2006-07-08T06:21:27Z")
And a funny one from Great Debates of all places: **Those Iraqi WMDs Again Historical myths?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/23 "2006-07-08T12:48:59Z")
\*\*Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots Worst. Slogan . Ever. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/24 "2006-07-08T12:49:32Z")
**Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots** **Worst. Slogan . Ever.** ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/25 "2006-07-08T12:50:02Z")
Curse you, **Annie-Xmas**! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/26 "2006-07-08T12:53:17Z")
> [@MEBuckner](#): > > Curse you, **Annie-Xmas**! /Ralph Wiggim voice/ I beat the Moderator! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/27 "2006-07-08T13:01:14Z")
Two more: \*\*Funniest sentence you’ve heard today. Perfect breasts have no wrinkles…and just a touch of starch Based on this, I admit I really like Cuba. “The average American eats 60 hot dogs a year…” \*\* The second one is really funny when you know the first one is about Cuba’s laws towards gays. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/28 "2006-07-08T16:04:35Z")
**Any interest in a D.C.-area Dopefest? Wow. A little blatant racial discrimination to start your day? Kansas City Dopefest IV - Creepin’ Up** “Yeah, people in DC _do_ say ‘niggardly’ a bit too often. Why don’t we go to Kansas City instead?” ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/29 "2006-07-08T21:34:19Z")
**Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - You gotta see this** **How to entertain your cats on a hot day** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/30 "2006-07-09T02:44:02Z")
From MPSIMS: Silly things parents worry about How to entertain your cats on a hot day. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/31 "2006-07-09T05:28:25Z")
**You hate the police. What’s your remedy? Use of the word 'Martyrdom’** “This martyrdom goes on generation after generation…” ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/32 "2006-07-09T13:36:16Z")
From MPSIMS **whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done? The Celebrity Death Pool 2006** I shot a celebrity in Reno, just to win the Death Pool. **And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to… Raiden wins. Flawless victory.** From CS \*\*Being John Malkovich–still relevant 6 years later? who is the actor being portrayed? \*\* Could it be, oh I don’t know, John Malkovich? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/33 "2006-07-09T13:43:55Z")
MPSIMS: **Who wants to be a cool kid? Ask the guy in Eyeliner!** ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/34 "2006-07-09T13:50:52Z")
**How to amuse your cats on a hot day** **Dog born without front legs- walks like a human!** ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/35 "2006-07-09T15:31:34Z")
IMHO: **Threads that are sure to end in meltdowns Are you a cheap tipper?** ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/36 "2006-07-10T00:53:53Z")
**My life is being made miserable by the Cat From Hell.** **I killed a kitten today.** :eek: :eek: :eek: Sorry, Silenus, I guess that kitten wants revenge! :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/37 "2006-07-10T01:12:43Z")
> [@Lord Il Palazzo](#): > > From MPSIMS > **whats the meanest thing you’ve ever done? > The Celebrity Death Pool 2006** > I shot a celebrity in Reno, just to win the Death Pool. Damn. I hope you’re planning to stick around permanently. This is funny shit.\* \*Cryptic crossword fans – you can give that a “!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/38 "2006-07-10T12:12:09Z")
\*\*Ask the guy in Eyeliner! Has your spider sense ever tingled? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/39 "2006-07-10T12:53:38Z")
In Cafe Society: \*\* What happened after the end of Pet Sematary? The Australian Big Brother Sexual Assault Scandal \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/40 "2006-07-10T13:09:37Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Damn. I hope you’re planning to stick around permanently. This is funny shit. Thank you, I’m here all week (and, if current plans dont’ change, at least a year after that.) From MPSIMS: **Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - You gotta see this. ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?** From IMHO: **Can you like a job if you hate the training? Can You Suck Air Into Your Rectum / Vagina?** :eek: I do _NOT_ want to know what job you’re training for. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373.md?page=3)