# The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373 "2006-07-06T15:36:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/41 "2006-07-10T13:40:09Z")
\*\* Ken Lay’s Death is BOGUS Funeral Processions: a quaint idea whose times has passed? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/42 "2006-07-10T15:36:18Z")
\*\*ever laugh at something you shouldn’t? Building blows up? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/43 "2006-07-10T17:11:57Z")
MPSIMS: \*\*Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - You gotta see this. Ann Coulter gets pwned! Coulter haters check it out! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/44 "2006-07-10T17:33:45Z")
From MPSIMS: **The Bone Marrow Transplant (July 11th) ever laugh at something you shouldn’t?** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/45 "2006-07-10T20:49:45Z")
'Bout choked on this’n earlier in IMHO… \*\*How often do you masturbate? At what point should one consider anger management? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/46 "2006-07-10T22:34:10Z")
In MPSIMS: \*\*What to do with a bottle of whisky. Hi, I’ve Got a Drinking Problem.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/47 "2006-07-10T22:45:24Z")
Holy Christ on a Cracker - I have to go swimsuit shopping. 2006 Weight Loss Club - July ---
**Author:** ![Carlyjay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Carlyjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carlyjay)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/48 "2006-07-10T23:21:47Z")
**Holy Christ on a Cracker! - I have to go Swimsuit Shopping. More Neighbor Problems** ---
**Author:** ![Carlyjay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Carlyjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carlyjay)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2006, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/49 "2006-07-10T23:25:33Z")
\*\*I have the Greatest Cat in the Universe! Piss on us! Kids Today Hi, I’ve Got a Drinking Problem Worst. Slogan. Ever. Greetings from Cameroon Dog born without front legs, walks like a human - you gotta see this. I’ve never seen a dog that likes to be a cone head so much Help me find a jacket! I killed a kitten today\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/50 "2006-07-11T03:14:15Z")
**I Miss Beavis and Butt-Head** **Zidane head butt thread** ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/51 "2006-07-11T03:38:58Z")
From _New Posts_: **Declining a Bachelor Party? Let’s all say FUCK YOU! to assholes who beat up their loved ones!** It should be an interesting reception. and … **Metal hammer vs rubber mallet What finally made you pay for SDMB?** In my day all the moderators had were jackboots! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/52 "2006-07-11T08:15:14Z")
**What finally made you pay for SDMB? Threads that are sure to end in meltdowns** It’s true. Deep philosophy’s all very well, and so are kitten pics, but it’s the nuclear flaming trainwrecks that really get the punters in. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/53 "2006-07-11T08:40:27Z")
**Are people really this ignorant of science?** \*\*Pregnant and new parent Doper redux #2 \*\* I wasn’t looking for 'em, but this made me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/54 "2006-07-11T11:49:02Z")
\*\*Easy ways to make money? Can you suck air into your Rectum/Vagina?\*\* Hey, it worked for _le Pujol_! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/55 "2006-07-11T12:33:20Z")
A MPSIMS threefer: \*\*What to do with a bottle of whisky. I’ve joined the evil empire . . . I killed a kitten today. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/56 "2006-07-11T12:34:41Z")
\*\* More Neighbor Problems Building blows up? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/57 "2006-07-11T12:46:05Z")
Better yet… \*\*More Neighbor Problems Building blows up? She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/58 "2006-07-11T12:49:30Z")
From MPSIMS: **My first emergency repair in the new house; a handy MMP Building blows up?** Emergency repairs may be an understatement. **I’ve joined the evil empire . . . I killed a kitten today.** It sounds like you’ll fit right in. Welcome to the family. From IMHO: **Trip Activity Advice: Paris, Rome, Venice, Florence How often do you masturbate?** “Tired of masturbating? Masturbate in Rome.” Worst tourism slogan ever. From CS: **"Recipes" requiring live animals? I can’t believe they got away with that!** They didn’t get away with it yet. PETA is mobilizing its paramilitary division as we speak (type?) **What would the first Terminator done if it had killed Sarah Conner? Goodbye, Lenin** A little late for that, don’t you think. **PSP: “White Is Coming”? Technology Star Fleet should have jumped on with both feet** Starfleet with PSPs. I’d rather not imagine it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/59 "2006-07-11T12:57:00Z")
\*\*Easy ways to make money? What do you do? How much do you make? So, what do you do for a living? \*\* A threefer! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/60 "2006-07-11T13:30:01Z")
\*\*Hi, I’ve Got a Drinking Problem She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) \*\* Well, _that_ problem is easily remedied, at least. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373.md?page=4)