# The sequential threads; give me some, uh, pointers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373 "2006-07-06T15:36:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/61 "2006-07-11T14:17:52Z")
**What finally made you pay for SDMB? Duct Tape Occlusion Therapy** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/62 "2006-07-11T16:00:05Z")
\*\* Is it inappropiate for a 16yo daughter to sit on her Daddy’s lap? Your eccentric endowment \*\* :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/63 "2006-07-11T17:09:05Z")
**MPSIMS** Kids today Invest in a UFO! ever laugh at something you shouldn’t? Please Let This Work…pics. Spam! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/64 "2006-07-11T17:14:53Z")
\*\*Based on this, I admit I really like Cuba. I’ve joined the evil empire . . . \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/65 "2006-07-11T17:27:44Z")
**I killed a kitten today.** **I caved and bought some kibble.** Perhaps you should have bought the kibble sooner? OR As much as your dog may enjoy the occasional kitten, a high quality kibble is much better for him nutritionally. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/66 "2006-07-11T17:42:43Z")
Seen just now, in MPSIMS: \*\*Best. Obituary. Ever! She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) \*\* Actually, it’s a triple-header: b]Best. Obituary. Ever! She’s Gone (And I’m Sober) ever laugh at something you shouldn’t? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/67 "2006-07-11T18:22:52Z")
\*\*Fake boobs Your eccentric endowment \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/68 "2006-07-11T19:02:38Z")
\*\*Help me plan games for a birthday party–age 6 Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI) How come men can’t have chest hair any more? Fake boobs.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/69 "2006-07-11T19:28:50Z")
\*\* I need a high-quality, cool, elegant wine opener Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI) \*\* Hearing Eltom John: And I guess that’s why they call it a cork_screw_ ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/70 "2006-07-11T19:37:07Z")
**Fake boobs. In which you tell your fellow Dopers five things they’d never have guessed about you.** Well, did you think that, if you hadn’t told me, I would’ve believed they were real? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/71 "2006-07-11T20:36:55Z")
**Zidane head butt thread They all look the same to me** Then expect one of your conversations with him to be more meaningful than the other. ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/72 "2006-07-11T21:05:18Z")
MPSIMS Please Let This Work…pics. Fake boobs ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/73 "2006-07-11T21:55:15Z")
on IMHO now… \*\* Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI) Can You Suck Air Into Your Rectum / Vagina? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstera\_deliciosa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monstera_deliciosa/32/109_2.png) [@Monstera\_deliciosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstera_deliciosa)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/74 "2006-07-12T02:17:54Z")
In MPSIMS: **And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to… Fake boobs**. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/75 "2006-07-12T11:51:34Z")
\*\* Are there sexual practices which automatically imply mental illness? (Possible TMI) Weird rules in your family or circle of friends \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/76 "2006-07-12T11:54:20Z")
\*\*And the award for most likely to kill a thread goes to… Beep beep beep…beep beep beep… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/77 "2006-07-12T12:51:47Z")
I just saw a Bigfoot in the woods; to whom should I report it? ( 1 2 ) Some questions about Chewbacca ( 1 2 3 ) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/78 "2006-07-12T13:46:57Z")
IMHO: **Help me plan games for a birthday party–age 6 Is it rude to make a party an “adults only” affair?** I guess a stripper is right out, then? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/79 "2006-07-12T14:30:22Z")
From MPSIMS: \*\*Fake boobs. Things you never knew about your parents \*\* :eek: Not a line of though I like :eek: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-give-me-some-uh-pointers/363373/80 "2006-07-13T00:58:19Z")
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