# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/1 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")
\*\*I busted my ass today Ask the guy who just lost his virginity \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/2 "2007-12-03T20:59:19Z")
Right here in MPSIMS: **Rock candy nipples** **That would be a good porn name** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/3 "2007-12-03T21:14:50Z")
**Fuck Car Buying (Long) That would be a good porn name** Hm, I’m seeing a trend here . . . ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/4 "2007-12-03T21:31:07Z")
…and if you do it in New Posts: **Flatulent Kitten That would be a good porn name** ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/5 "2007-12-03T22:57:07Z")
OK, howzabout this one in New Posts (OP usernames included): **The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free!** Tikki **Tikki Tikki Tembo: real folktale? From where?** Interrobang!? At first I thought the segue from **Tikki** to **Tikki** was kinda cool, but then I noticed who the OP of THIS thread was. . . . OK, that’s the kind of stupid thing that helped get me branded as a dork in junior high. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2007, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/6 "2007-12-03T23:27:19Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who just lost his virginity Ask the very sore girl who just had lipo, breast lift, and breast implants \*\* Y’all sound like a fun couple… ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/7 "2007-12-04T17:33:04Z")
**I think my calorie consumption has gone drastically down Rock candy nipples** Finally, a diet plan I want to try. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/8 "2007-12-04T21:25:15Z")
\*\*My parent’s generation are beginning to drop like flies Another one bites the dust. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/9 "2007-12-04T22:03:18Z")
**Ask the guy who just lost his virginity Hmph! First puncture!** ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/10 "2007-12-04T22:10:44Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] **Ask the guy who just lost his virginity Hmph! First puncture!** [/QUOTE] ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/11 "2007-12-05T14:03:35Z")
[QUOTE=Otto] **Ask the guy who just lost his virginity Hmph! First puncture!** [/QUOTE] It’s so much funnier coming from you. \*\*My parent’s generation are beginning to drop like flies Apparently there’s a storm \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/12 "2007-12-05T15:29:50Z")
\*\*Ever recognised someone you know in porn? So I bought a poster that I don’t think I can ever display or have framed. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/13 "2007-12-05T17:27:40Z")
Here’s a good one from the pit: \*\* I Need To Hired A Better Class of Employee What a shitty boss \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/14 "2007-12-05T17:49:32Z")
\*\*The Best Present You Ever Received The Divorce Etiquette Thread \*\* Ah, the gift that keeps on taking. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/15 "2007-12-05T19:17:18Z")
\*\*Soldiers and passports Neat hole by bullet through window pane? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/16 "2007-12-05T19:55:54Z")
**Things that make me irrationally mad Psuedo College "Students"** Heh. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/17 "2007-12-05T22:25:07Z")
\*\* How to Attract (and keep) men Ever know someone who ended up in a skin mag? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/18 "2007-12-06T13:18:13Z")
**Help the dishwasher newbie, please. Do you wash your hands after using an autoflush urinal?** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/19 "2007-12-06T13:38:42Z")
\*\*Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women “Jap” Offensive/inoffensive Term. \*\* Good thing Santa doesn’t say “Jap, Jap, Jap” ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/20 "2007-12-06T14:00:00Z")
**Doper Flake-fest Describe it in three words** Um … Doperrific, flaky, festive? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687.md?page=2)