# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/21 "2007-12-06T14:38:36Z")

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\*\*Another much misused word:  
Happy Sinterklaas Day! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/22 "2007-12-06T15:17:33Z")

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From MPSIMS  
**My parent’s generation are beginning to drop like flies**  
**I had no idea eggnog was so unhealthy.**  
**Let’s blame the Spice Girls for everything!**

From IMHO  
\*\*How to Attract (and keep) men \*\*  
**Smoking pipes**

or  
**How young is too young to transition? (Trangendered child)**  
**The assimilation is complete.**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/23 "2007-12-06T15:28:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Slypork]  
From MPSIMS  
**My parent’s generation are beginning to drop like flies**  
**I had no idea eggnog was so unhealthy.**  
**Let’s blame the Spice Girls for everything!**

[/QUOTE]

😃

So – bottom line, you think it’s the nutmeg?

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**Author:** ![Slypork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc29f/32.png) [@Slypork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slypork)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/24 "2007-12-06T16:34:10Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
😃

So – bottom line, you think it’s the nutmeg?  
[/QUOTE]  
Hmm…Scary Spice?

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/25 "2007-12-06T18:20:10Z")

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\*\*Taking a break from the dating scene…

Your dream personal ad \*\*

Good, you don’t want to be doing this either. Wanna go see a movie?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/26 "2007-12-06T18:34:15Z")

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\*\*The Great Vampire Round-up  
My tolerance for gore is waning \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/27 "2007-12-06T18:36:23Z")

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\*\* How to Attract (and keep) men

Let’s talk about WD-40  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/28 "2007-12-06T18:50:52Z")

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\*\*What should I do with this wine?

How to Attract (and keep) men  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/29 "2007-12-06T18:58:37Z")

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\*\*Do you wash your hands after using an autoflush urinal?

Help the dishwasher newbie, please  
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YOU should definitely wash.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/30 "2007-12-06T19:06:14Z")

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\*\* Let’s blame the Spice Girls for everything!

What the hell happened to my cat?  
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Spice Girls!!

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/31 "2007-12-06T19:07:42Z")

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New Posts:

**Large Hadron Collider, Curiosity Killed the Cat?  
What the hell happened to my cat?**

Uh, I’d say curiosity killed it.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/32 "2007-12-06T19:08:43Z")

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\*\*I got my boyfriend’s Christmas present today!

I finally got a Friggin’ car! \*\*

Holy shit, was it a Lexus?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/33 "2007-12-06T19:16:18Z")

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\*\*Describe it in three words

Santa’s “Ho Ho Ho” called insulting to women  
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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/34 "2007-12-07T00:36:08Z")

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\*\*Doper Flake-fest!  
Self referencing joke \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/35 "2007-12-07T00:53:28Z")

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**Gosh…Jim Morrison is alive after all  
…But it’s so much easier to talk about commercials we hate!**

Yeah, I don’t know what it means either.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/36 "2007-12-07T14:18:00Z")

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\*\*Movies killed by their titles  
Wag the Dog: What a waste of time. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/37 "2007-12-07T17:22:50Z")

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**Amateur Story Time?  
I think my dad’s writing a book about Dracula**

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/38 "2007-12-07T22:24:05Z")

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\*\* Going bald–what to do?  
Let’s talk about WD-40 \*\*

Well hey, I use it for everything.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2007, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/39 "2007-12-08T17:45:04Z")

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\*\*Our dog’s kidneys are failing  
I have mono. \*\*

That’s the start of a hit country song (with apologizes to the OP’s)

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2007, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/40 "2007-12-09T23:16:25Z")

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**advice on cat eating problem  
Do You Talk to Your Dog?**

Say, Rex, the cats have been disappearing lately. Know anything about that?

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