# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/41 "2007-12-10T01:14:24Z")
In the Pit: **Somedays I really dislike my sister Attack of the Crazy Woman** \*\* Enough with the horrible, disgusting hags in MILF porn! I Need To Hired A Better Class of Employee \*\* Actually, those all follow each other as four in a row… but if I link them all up as one sequence, I fear that my brain might explode! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/42 "2007-12-10T13:06:52Z")
\*\*Rape/almost-rape scenes where you kindasorta sympathize with the rapist (spoilers) …but it’s so much easier to discuss Holiday Commercials We Hate! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/43 "2007-12-10T15:57:07Z")
\*\*Cleverest Movie Titles Revenge Wears a Michigan Helmet (UDel vs. Appalachian State) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/44 "2007-12-10T17:06:40Z")
\*\*Ask the guy who just lost his virginity Ask the woman who nursed a 4 year old \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/45 "2007-12-10T17:14:48Z")
**Let’s have a dicksize contest and save the world at the same time! I hate my tonsils.** ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/46 "2007-12-10T18:46:04Z")
\*\*Most grotesque tasks Geek Housing Needs \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/47 "2007-12-10T21:00:47Z")
\*\*When the heck is the next on-board Mafia game? Ever Meet a Psychopath? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/48 "2007-12-10T21:21:44Z")
\*\* SDMB Atheists…point me in the direction of the most convincing arguments for Atheism Do we have the same God? Do Cheap, Mediocre Products Drive out Good Products? \*\* Yeah – that’s the argument. The cheap, mediocre Demiurge drove out the judeo-Christian God, and the atheists don’t accept him. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/49 "2007-12-10T21:21:51Z")
From the abbreviated titles on the main page comes: \*\*Please don’t squeeze (Dick… Most grotesque tasks \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/50 "2007-12-10T21:52:16Z")
\*\*In court for a misdemeanor - what to expect? Cilantro, soap, and phenylthiocarbamide \*\* and the comfy chair! ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2007, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/51 "2007-12-10T22:04:01Z")
\*\*Let’s list some famous fictional prostitutes Firefly the Series: What age is it appropriate viewing for? ( 1 2 3 ) \*\* Oddly enough, the Companion hasn’t been mentioned yet. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/52 "2007-12-11T00:00:34Z")
\*\*Can my boss force me to sit in painful chair? Ways you rationalize staying in bed… \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/53 "2007-12-11T01:07:31Z")
**Somedays I really dislike my sister Enough with the horrible, disgusting hags in MILF porn!** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/54 "2007-12-11T16:07:04Z")
\*\*Theists: I am still alive: Valteron Do we have the same God? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/55 "2007-12-11T16:35:21Z")
\*\*what do you want for christmas? Chelsea Clinton \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/56 "2007-12-11T19:06:06Z")
And for my first sequential thread posting I present… \*\*Solutions for the pain of breathing through only one nostril I stuck my wedding ring up my nose\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2007, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/57 "2007-12-11T20:11:08Z")
And I just couldn’t pass up… \*\*I Need To Hired A Better Class of Employee Enough with the horrible, disgusting hags in MILF porn!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/58 "2007-12-12T17:55:18Z")
\*\* I watched two people die this morning and then my dog peed on the memorial Do You Talk to Your Dog? \*\* Yes? Then tell him not to pee on the memorial. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/59 "2007-12-12T18:46:07Z")
\*\*Male orgasms and the lack of moaning. Dino mummies! Aaaaa-a-a-aaah! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/60 "2007-12-12T22:24:37Z")
Go to first new post What makes your community great? I watched two people die this morning and then my dog peed on the memorial :dubious: 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687.md?page=4)