# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/61 "2007-12-13T14:13:27Z")

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\*\* Why does Christmas have to be inclusive?

Christmas should be a uniter, not a divider  
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I guess that’s reason enough.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/62 "2007-12-13T16:22:56Z")

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\*\* Male orgasms and the lack of moaning.

Why does Google think I’m a robot?

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It’s the Lack of Moaning

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/63 "2007-12-13T20:07:11Z")

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\*\* Your Gender, Height, & Shoe Size?  
Um, that doesn’t mean what you think it does… \*\*

I’m so easily confused sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/64 "2007-12-13T21:27:56Z")

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\*\* Stop being so weird about sex (tmi)  
Why don’t hotel housekeepers acknowledge “Do Not Disturb” signs?

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/65 "2007-12-13T21:39:42Z")

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\*\*Anyone know of a good low-flow shower head?

What drove home that you are an adult? \*\*

For me it was the day I bought and installed my own toilet.

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**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/66 "2007-12-14T01:06:12Z")

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\*\*I got slightly bombed the other day…

Uninstalling Internet Explorer 7\*\*

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/67 "2007-12-14T02:25:52Z")

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\*\*Why are all the methods of capital punishment so…weird?

Uninstalling Internet Explorer 7 \*\*

Yeah, that’ll kill you, and it’ll be weird.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/68 "2007-12-14T05:59:47Z")

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\*\*Stop being so weird about sex (tmi)  
Stop laughing at my phone!

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It’s not the size, it’s the range.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/69 "2007-12-14T13:36:18Z")

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\*\*My wife is exhibiting symptoms of mental illness (long, depressing)  
Stop being so weird about sex (tmi) \*\*

Straight to hell for that one.

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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/70 "2007-12-14T14:55:00Z")

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**I must be crazy for doing this  
My husband is getting a Lump of Coal this year.  
Ladies, what’s the “hot” gift this year?**

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**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/71 "2007-12-15T05:44:18Z")

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From New Posts:

**Ladies, what’s the “hot” gift this year?"  
Soldiers and Passports**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/72 "2007-12-15T14:27:56Z")

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From the “makes perfect sense” department of the Pit:

**Should “Liar” Be Permissible In GD?  
I need a ruling on Insults Outside the Pit**

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2007, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/73 "2007-12-15T21:55:57Z")

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\*\*Gifts you’ve given to someone … and youself  
Pigtigers and glowing cats! \*\*

Ahh, the perennial favorites!

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/74 "2007-12-17T05:18:25Z")

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\*\*MPSIMS: Live Messenger/MSN, a surprise about an old email account, Live Journal, and  
Am I making the right decision? \*\*

Personally, I would stick to one subject per thread but hey, if this is what you want, knock yourself out.

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/75 "2007-12-17T06:26:21Z")

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**Tell me about learning from scratch on an electric keyboard!  
Locking up a child**

…Without the keyboard, mind you. _Without the keyboard!_

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/76 "2007-12-17T06:43:46Z")

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OK, last one for today, I promise.

\*\*Maybe this is an unfeminist thing…  
I’m 22, getting married and you can suck it \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/77 "2007-12-17T13:35:10Z")

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\*\*Catholic sex-haver seeks an ear  
What do you use your spare hand for? \*\*  
:eek:

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/78 "2007-12-17T13:35:11Z")

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**Catholic sex-haver seeks an ear  
What do you use your spare hand for?**

For a bit of variety…

Dammit! simul-post denial!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/79 "2007-12-17T16:11:33Z")

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\*\* Maybe this is an unfeminist thing…  
Rape victim gets 200 lashes - (RO)  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/80 "2007-12-17T17:11:38Z")

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\*\*Tell me about Iowa  
Don’t go there to dine/if you can’t do the swine/don’t do it… \*\*

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