# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/81 "2007-12-17T18:59:57Z")

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\*\*What do you use your spare hand for?  
Some people just can’t be pleased…  
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/82 "2007-12-17T19:27:07Z")

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\*\*How do I setup my home theatre system?  
Infinite grid of ideal one-ohm resistors…?

How can I find somebody to write an applet for me?  
Legacy language  
\*\*  
Yeah! CGI in FORTRAN all the way baby!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2007, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/83 "2007-12-17T20:26:26Z")

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\*\*Things achieved by fewest people  
I’m over the Mariana(s) Trench and want to throw some objects overboard. \*\*

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**Author:** ![bathsheba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@bathsheba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bathsheba)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/84 "2007-12-18T11:10:25Z")

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\*\*Fuck you for abandoning her  
First remove that log in your eye… \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/85 "2007-12-18T13:44:05Z")

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\*\*Public restroom graffiti, or lack of…  
Just feeling down in the dumps \*\*

and taking one

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/86 "2007-12-18T13:58:04Z")

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\*\* Wait a second, smear the queer…  
Does it bug you when people live down to negative stereotypes?  
Please don’t make me sing! \*\*

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/87 "2007-12-18T15:57:35Z")

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\*\* What do you use your spare hand for?

Goddamn designer candy canes  
\*\*

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/88 "2007-12-18T17:52:46Z")

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**Wait a second, smear the queer…  
Calling All Cosmetics Junkies**

Look, just because we’re gay doesn’t mean we’re all drag queens!

\*\*What jolly Xmas character would you like to see in Hell?  
Joe Lieberman will you please go away! \*\*

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/89 "2007-12-18T19:38:28Z")

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**Screw policy, I’m carding EVERYBODY!  
I’m 22, getting married and you can suck it**

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2007, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/90 "2007-12-18T21:58:33Z")

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\*\*White House seeks control of promotions for military lawyers  
Serious question - where do we draw the line with acceptance of mental weirdness?  
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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/91 "2007-12-19T03:30:22Z")

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\*\* Thinking about buying a Mini-Cooper  
Post-vasectomy question  
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No offense, i mean, my brother talked about buying one after he got married.

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**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/92 "2007-12-19T04:10:01Z")

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\*\*Raw beef, onions, and rye bread  
I made sugar-free, fat-free cookies \*\*  
If that’s what it takes…

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**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/93 "2007-12-19T06:41:29Z")

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From new posts:  
**Unexpected things that mezmerize you…  
International Breakfast Foods**

Mmmm, sausage…

\*\*One year, one month, two days, twelve hours and eight minutes from now…  
I made sugar-free, fat-free cookies \*\*

:smack: Make! I mean make!

\*\*Your Favorite Holiday Song  
Another Spears kid on the way \*\*

Jingle bells  
Britney’s belly swells  
Another Spears kid is on the way…

Yup, can’t get enough of that one!

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**Author:** ![Pushkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee59a6/32.png) [@Pushkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pushkin)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/94 "2007-12-19T11:47:02Z")

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Just above this thread (before I posted to it);

**Unexpected things that mezmerize you…**  
**My sick kitty**

and just below;

**DC Dopers / MADs - holiday weekend dinner?**  
**"Have you ever had potatoes made by beautiful people?"**

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/95 "2007-12-19T13:04:45Z")

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\*\*“Faith will become sight” - meaning? source?  
How do I setup my home theatre system?  
Trust Jesus?  
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/96 "2007-12-19T13:21:07Z")

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\*\*Another Spears kid on the way

How Many 5-Year-Olds Can You Beat Up: THE GAME SHOW! With your participation!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/97 "2007-12-19T13:23:55Z")

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\*\*Has Bill Clinton has “Work” Done?

No Country for Old Men  
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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/98 "2007-12-19T13:33:30Z")

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**What themes do you enjoy in adult flicks?  
No marriages, hetero- or homo-, just civil unions.**

Pretty vanilla, if you ask me.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/99 "2007-12-19T13:56:36Z")

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\*\*PBS game- what social class are you?  
A rat. A giant F’ing rat. \*\*

Wait, does that mean you’re upper or lower class?

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/100 "2007-12-19T14:06:30Z")

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**What are you getting your SO for Christmas?  
Cool expanding table**

**Is everything always getting worse, or does it just always feel that way to everyone?  
Post-vasectomy questions**

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