# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/101 "2007-12-19T14:14:00Z")
\*\*What themes do you enjoy in adult flicks? “Wow! They really can act!” moments \*\* It really felt like he showed up to fix the cable TV… \*\*Are mortars still used as weapons? TSA confiscating items \*\* You wouldn’t believe the kinds of things they won’t let you take on board these days. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/102 "2007-12-19T15:00:14Z")
\*\* I just saw ‘Into the Wild’ and all I gotta say is… What jolly Xmas character would you like to see in Hell? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/103 "2007-12-19T15:58:21Z")
These would be even better if they were the other way round… \*\*A rat. A giant F’ing rat. What are you getting your SO for Christmas? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/104 "2007-12-19T20:56:52Z")
\*\*Post-vasectomy questions Your Gender, Height, & Shoe Size? \*\* Well, Male, of course. 5’7", and I wore a 10 before the operation, but an 8 afterwards. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/105 "2007-12-19T21:34:26Z")
\*\*Unexpected things that mezmerize you… The Celebrity Death Pool 2008 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/106 "2007-12-20T00:30:31Z")
**Some Christians believe Bible’s “Highway of Holiness” is US I-35 Lots of us ladies have been down this road before** ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/107 "2007-12-20T02:00:45Z")
\*\*What will be the next sought-after resource next century? Female Hairloss\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/108 "2007-12-20T03:32:35Z")
**To all the SDMB cat people… So I got an A today Yes, it is worth it to have a dog** Your dog does your homework? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/109 "2007-12-20T04:12:45Z")
\*\*How awful is this gift idea? A rat. A giant F’ing rat. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/110 "2007-12-20T04:26:33Z")
\*\*I think I witnessed a scam I just got into Yale! No, my daughter did. \*\* Hey, what are you trying to pull here? You can’t even keep your story straight! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/111 "2007-12-20T06:23:07Z")
\*\*Have you or anyone you know been “Abducted” by other life forms? A rat. A giant F’ing rat. \*\* Whoa! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/112 "2007-12-20T06:58:51Z")
**What are you getting your SO for Christmas? So I got an A today** Isn’t that a little unethical? Or are we talking about one of those big foam A’s like on Sesame Street? **"Upstate New York" What does it mean to you? Suggestions for Baja California** Well, that would be stretching it a bit . . . ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/113 "2007-12-20T12:32:52Z")
> [@](#): > > What are you getting your SO for Christmas? > So I got an A today > Isn’t that a little unethical? Or are we talking about one of those big foam A’s like on Sesame Street? Maybe it’s a big red sew-on one (or, these days, and iron-on one) like Hester Prynne wore. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/114 "2007-12-20T12:54:32Z")
\*\* Coulter Doesn’t belive in Evolution When some animals are more equal than others. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/115 "2007-12-20T13:05:07Z")
\*\*TSA confiscating items Does semen really have a smell? \*\* As long as it’s in the proper container, there’s no problem. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/116 "2007-12-20T13:44:55Z")
\*\* What did you get yourself for (not) Christmas So I got an A today \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/117 "2007-12-20T16:24:59Z")
\*\*500 channels and only one thing on (HGTV) Long Live HGTV! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/118 "2007-12-20T16:34:55Z")
\*\* “Get Me a Whopper!” Coulter Doesn’t belive in Evolution \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/119 "2007-12-20T16:49:17Z")
\*\*Yes, it is worth it to have a dog I Have The Lowest Power Bill In All The Land \*\* The treadmill’s working out, then? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/120 "2007-12-20T16:56:10Z")
\*\*I just saw ‘Into the Wild’ and all I gotta say is… “Get Me a Whopper!” \*\* I’m going directly to Hell for that one. No passing “Go”, no $200. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687.md?page=7)