# The Sequential Threads: Now Banner-Free! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2007, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687 "2007-12-03T19:16:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/121 "2007-12-20T17:13:16Z")
[QUOTE=CalMeacham] \*\*I just saw ‘Into the Wild’ and all I gotta say is… “Get Me a Whopper!” \*\* [/QUOTE] You totally beat me- that’s what I was running here to post. 😃 For those who don’t get it, INTO THE WILD is about a guy who starved to death in the Alaskan wilderness. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/122 "2007-12-20T17:20:08Z")
\*\*The new and improved 2008 Sapo I am officially a snow warrior! I’m too old to be teething lots of us women have been down this road before\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/123 "2007-12-20T20:05:47Z")
**I am officially a Snow Warrior! How many five year olds can you take in a fight?** Well, let’s see. Snowballs at 20 paces, kids! **Winter Solstice is on Friday if… I Have The Lowest Power Bill In All The Land** Six more weeks of Fall if not. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/124 "2007-12-21T10:49:02Z")
\*\*“Get Me a Whopper!” One year, one month, two days, twelve hours and eight minutes from now… \*\* The fast food industry is all shot to hell. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/125 "2007-12-21T13:28:34Z")
\*\*how many drops of bleach Does semen really have a smell \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/126 "2007-12-21T13:41:14Z")
All in a row: \*\* The Thread of Self-Horn-Tootingness So I got an A today What does your employer do for Christmas? Teachers celebrate! Holidays are here! If We Ever Get a Message From ET To all the SDMB cat people… \*\* That last message would be from ALF ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/127 "2007-12-21T14:50:53Z")
New Posts: **To those who appreciate/enjoy a cappella music Which cartoon voice do you wish you could pull off?** “Kill the waaabbit…” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/128 "2007-12-21T17:21:09Z")
\*\*What to do with unwanted present? Effin’ car! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/129 "2007-12-21T18:34:51Z")
\*\*Unintentionally Disgusting… Stop bringing treats into work! Lots of us ladies have been down this road before \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/130 "2007-12-22T05:42:30Z")
\*\*The Thread of Self-Horn-Tootingness I Have The Lowest Power Bill In All The Land \*\* \*\*Parents, need advice on video games please… Kids buying presents for parents \*\* Oh I see! This is one of those presents that the kid really wants. He buys it the parent, knowing that the parent will never use it then the kid winds up with it, just as he’d hoped. **When some animals are more equal than others. Coulter Doesn’t belive in Evolution** ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2007, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/131 "2007-12-22T14:35:11Z")
In IMHO: **Please recommend a woody, masculine shampoo Do you wash your pubic hair with shampoo and conditioner?** If only the adjectives in that first one had been reversed… ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/132 "2007-12-23T02:54:00Z")
**Is there any proof torture works? I waterboard!** Well, if you’re gonna be so cheerful about it, I’m gonna say not. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2007, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-now-banner-free/428687/133 "2007-12-23T06:22:27Z")
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