# The Sequential Threads of Hazzard **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900 "2005-08-13T21:23:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/1 "2005-08-13T21:23:17Z")
In IMHO: Do you really believe that “Life is too short.” Help me pick a handgun, please ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/2 "2005-08-13T22:18:05Z")
In IMHO Doper exchanges you would prefer not to participate in Make Way For The Destroyers of Western Civilisation ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/3 "2005-08-13T22:55:32Z")
In new posts: I’ve Lost My Shower Well, this was a crappy way to end my day I could see her underwear (not a good thing) Britney to hit all-time low? ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/4 "2005-08-13T23:00:44Z")
Cecil’s Here. Celebrity trivia you like that isn’t worth its own thread what? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2005, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/5 "2005-08-13T23:18:02Z")
Hey, Strangers: We’re Havin’ A Baby! Buy Us Some Stuff! Help me pick a handgun, please ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/6 "2005-08-14T01:33:51Z")
Help me pick a handgun, please Meeting the parents ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/7 "2005-08-14T01:57:46Z")
In MPSIMS: Make way for destroyers of western civilization. My time at the Apple store. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/8 "2005-08-14T02:27:39Z")
To the moronic twat behind the counter at the bank yesterday Thanks, Mom, for turning me agnostic. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/9 "2005-08-14T02:32:23Z")
Why was the Mercedes Maybach a flop? Have you ever been badly ripped off? ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/10 "2005-08-14T02:46:51Z")
Meeting the parents. Do you really believe that “Life is too short” ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/11 "2005-08-14T03:26:26Z")
I am going to create my own Comic-strip, or die trying. Help me pick a handgun, please Make Way For Destroyers of Western Civilization Help me pick a handgun, please Harry Potter Dating Sim Help me pick a handgun, please SP in the OC. What shall I see? Help me pick a handgun, please ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/12 "2005-08-14T03:52:05Z")
Sequentials would have to be in the same forum… that is, unless you’re looking at the main frontpage… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/13 "2005-08-14T04:18:22Z")
Recently in IMHO: Kittens Evil. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/14 "2005-08-14T11:01:58Z")
In IMHO Cecil’s Here. Make Way for Destroyers of Western Civilization ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/15 "2005-08-14T11:08:29Z")
> [@DarkSideoftheFloyd](#): > > Sequentials would have to be in the same forum… that is, unless you’re looking at the main frontpage… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/16 "2005-08-14T21:44:34Z")
Share Your Weird-Ass Dream Christopher Walken for President ---
**Author:** ![Loopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loopus/32/15343_2.png) [@Loopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2005, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/17 "2005-08-14T22:06:48Z")
**Helicopter question Parking on Residential St.s** ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/18 "2005-08-15T01:04:46Z")
Rex cats? What makes a meal? ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2005, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/19 "2005-08-15T04:08:44Z")
\*\*It’s no wonder man invented Television I know why your kid can’t read – it’s you!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/20 "2005-08-16T02:42:10Z")
The Pit: \*\*You fucking CUNT! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OPEN A FUCKING CAR DOOR WITHOUT LOOKING? To the stupid little cunt behind the counter at the movie theater \*\* Cunts abound. They Prosper. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900.md?page=2)