# The Sequential Threads of Hazzard **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2005, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900 "2005-08-13T21:23:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/21 "2005-08-16T04:09:16Z")
PM and Pres in porno parody precipitates pugnacious political polemic in Parliament My two best friends are dating each other, behind my back. I got phished! HApyy Birthday slinky! Share Your Weird-Ass Dream I’m going to be a daddy…Maybe… if I so desire… I’M SO CONFUSED! **I know this is against the rules of the thread, but:** Am I doing my son/kids a disservice by not buying them an XBox? Shirley Ujest. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/22 "2005-08-16T06:34:22Z")
Fresh outta MPSIMS: \*\*Thanks a lot - I’m pregnant Tell Everyone Something Bad You Did\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/23 "2005-08-16T07:32:54Z")
MPSIMS: **I got Phished!** **Thanks a lot – I’m pregnant** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/24 "2005-08-16T20:01:24Z")
MPSIMS: **Hello, I Must be Going Today Is Bring A Spider To Work Day** For some reason, a lot of people are calling in sick today. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/25 "2005-08-16T21:30:33Z")
Pit: \*\*All you fuckers whining about gas prices Were you driving with a paper bag over your head?\*\* GQ: \*\*(Moved) Raccoon eyes? (Moved) contact lens insertion training\*\* CS: \*\*Breaking through (to the other side) lyrics What I need from Six Feet Under\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/26 "2005-08-18T15:34:05Z")
What mispronunciations/grammatical errors drive you absolutely batty? Do you have an opnion on ECT? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/27 "2005-08-18T16:45:28Z")
\*\*Oh I could waste hours at this site Well I’m now in Las Cruces\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/28 "2005-08-18T17:13:07Z")
I think this one’s going to provide a lot of fruit for the sequentials thread: **When is it time to leave a message board? Nerdy jokes** –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/29 "2005-08-18T17:32:27Z")
New posts: \*\*The Sims 2 has finally made it to my Mac Like any of us give a fuck… \*\* I love the Sims, but I just couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/30 "2005-08-19T12:15:28Z")
In GD: UK - mandatory sterilisation for the mentally disabled? yes, I’m shooting blanks…now what ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/31 "2005-08-19T15:15:23Z")
from MPSIMS \*\*I got crabs Taste sensations I adore…but everyone else thinks are weird \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/32 "2005-08-19T19:26:44Z")
I’ve been waiting for this one to get set up. Mark it – 2:32 pm, U.S. Central time. \*\*Something weird happened to me yesterday I got crabs\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/33 "2005-08-19T19:54:11Z")
A four-fer just now in MPSIMS: **I saw funnel clouds last night! A challenge** Naah, I’d rather not. You win. I am so going to hell for this next one … **I lost a good friend Judge Crater “Found!” Sort Of!** Well, I’m glad you didn’t lose him for long! ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/34 "2005-08-20T02:34:20Z")
**Passive/Aggressive? or Stupid? or Thoughtless? or…** **I got crabs** ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900/35 "2005-08-20T02:44:44Z")
Right now in The Pit: Poop Smears Next To The Toilet Paper Holder Let’s cheer the right-wing smear machine! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-of-hazzard/316900.md?page=1)