# The Sequential Threads Side **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979 "2006-10-02T15:33:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/21 "2006-10-03T17:37:52Z")
**Pedophile vs. Ephebophile: What’s the difference? "Do I make you a little horny? Well strip down and get naked!"** ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/22 "2006-10-03T20:26:34Z")
\*\*Worst possible band names Getting rid of a deep pimple \*\* Ewwwwww ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/23 "2006-10-03T21:47:58Z")
\*\* Being brainwashed into a belief is not a good reason to hold said belief. Is Science a belief system? \*\* Yes – it-- is. It-- is – a – good – belief – system. Better – than – Cats! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/24 "2006-10-03T22:33:28Z")
I hate myself for finding this one, but it’s got to be documented: **What’s the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia?** **Pages not displaying properly** ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/25 "2006-10-04T01:09:18Z")
Ohh! Took me a second to get that one. _snerk!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/26 "2006-10-04T01:32:17Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] I hate myself for finding this one, but it’s got to be documented: **What’s the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia?** **Pages not displaying properly** [/QUOTE] Topical _and_ funny. But which one is Foley? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/27 "2006-10-04T01:54:28Z")
**Worst possible band names "Homosexuality is caused by overcrowding."** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/28 "2006-10-04T08:18:25Z")
**Don’t talk to me while I piss… “Do I make you a little horny? Well strip down and get naked!” Ick ick ick (creepy old man) Yet another boss pit** **Adorable. The new Elmo masturbates and can even felate himself So I got a call from my son’s math teacher this morning…(looooong)** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/29 "2006-10-04T17:15:12Z")
\*\* She criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat bra fitting confusion \*\* You knocked the Boobs right offa her? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/30 "2006-10-04T17:34:45Z")
\*\*Protestant church question What Is High Maintenance \*\* I guess it’s like High Church Anglican buildings, with all the little filligree and carving around the edges that’s so hard to clean ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/31 "2006-10-04T18:04:33Z")
GD: \*\*So why is Sports a way of life for so many people? Tolerance of hell \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/32 "2006-10-04T19:00:09Z")
Still separated by one other post, but too good to miss: \*\* Why do Amish men only shave their moustaches? Can I Convert to Amish-ness? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/33 "2006-10-04T19:51:56Z")
\*\* bra fitting confusion Rest the breast (Breast milk does not boost IQ) \*\* Better without the parenthetical aside: \*\* bra fitting confusion Rest the breast \*\* We don’t want your boobs getting confused trying to pick out sizes. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/34 "2006-10-05T01:08:45Z")
In the Pit: **Ick ick ick (creepy old man) Bush Fired Colin Powell** ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/35 "2006-10-05T03:24:12Z")
\*\* In Your Geographic Area, What Animal Is Most Likely to Kill You? Familial distribution of genders \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/36 "2006-10-05T03:49:36Z")
**bra fitting confusion Doggone It, Don’t Wear Those!** ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/37 "2006-10-05T04:01:20Z")
I’ve got a five-fer! \*\*Commercial for new weight-loss drug: “It’s not your fault” I’ll never eat that again 2006 Weight Loss Club - October How good an exercise is masturbation? Happy News \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/38 "2006-10-05T12:26:35Z")
\*\*Macabre Thought Chicken does not actually come from the sea. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/39 "2006-10-05T12:28:12Z")
\*\*White Elephant? Bizarre "Animal Olympics " in China? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/40 "2006-10-05T15:24:29Z")
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