# The Sequential Threads Side **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 2, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979 "2006-10-02T15:33:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/81 "2006-10-16T21:18:32Z")
\*\* What’s in movie popcorn-- IMPORTANT!!! Throw the pot out? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/82 "2006-10-17T13:21:03Z")
\*\*Songs about real people How do you like your ribs? \*\* Obviously a song about Adam and Eve ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/83 "2006-10-17T13:48:17Z")
\*\*Why did the … cross the road? Stuff you just do NOT get… What is the funniest, non-offensive joke you know? White Elephant? \*\* I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/84 "2006-10-17T15:05:35Z")
\*\*Spanking, when done correctly, is good for kids Can a Person Love a Pet as Much as a Child? \*\* Which raises the obvious question… ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/85 "2006-10-17T15:24:27Z")
\*\*Why are people such utter pigs in public ? Cell phone rudeness A DISGUSTING Observation! \*\* If only the one about cell phones shoved up asses were in there somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/86 "2006-10-17T16:22:26Z")
\*\*Why don’t movie theaters offer better food/drink choices? Why are people such utter pigs in public? Time to hang up the jackboots I love galoshes\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/87 "2006-10-17T17:11:12Z")
\*\* Why isn’t the Vatican a member of the UN? Papal refusal? \*\* Sounds plausible. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/88 "2006-10-18T00:58:32Z")
New Posts: **So I’m in Toronto… Oh My God, Wash Your Hands!** Why? What’s so dirty about Toronto? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/89 "2006-10-18T15:12:12Z")
\*\*Scare Me This is what happens when daddy is left home alone with baby \*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/90 "2006-10-18T20:53:23Z")
\*\*Worst Thing You Ever Stepped On Coffee!!! \*\* Coffee’s not all _that_ bad! ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/91 "2006-10-19T11:26:11Z")
**Tomndebb you are a hypocritical pussy. Shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business** A hypocritical pussy, but not one to mince words! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/92 "2006-10-19T11:37:00Z")
\*\*So I’m compiling a cookbook… Whoopee! We’re All Going to Die! \*\* Now, I’m sure **tashabot** ’s not that bad of a cook. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/93 "2006-10-19T11:48:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*So I’m compiling a cookbook… > Whoopee! We’re All Going to Die! \*\* > > Now, I’m sure tashabot’s not that bad of a cook. Non, no, no. Didn’t you see the Twilight Zone episode? Or read the Damon Knight story? It’s because the book _How to Serve Man_ is a _cookbook_!! ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/94 "2006-10-19T12:03:39Z")
In GD: **Maybe Jesus was gay? Does this prove God?** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/95 "2006-10-19T12:33:54Z")
\*\*Don’t do this with your Katana Sword - not for weak stomachs Accident with nail gun \*\* \*\*Absurd Reactions To Transvestites throw it on the roof - no tooth fairy in China \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/96 "2006-10-19T13:19:18Z")
\*\*Darwin’s complete works are now on-line. Darwin’s Writings On the Web \*\* I’m sure Darwin is very interesting, but does he merit _two_ threads? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/97 "2006-10-19T13:29:56Z")
\*\*I’m new. (Can you tell?) I’m late, I’m late! (a late MMP from Spain) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/98 "2006-10-19T19:16:23Z")
In The Pit: \*\*Priest says Foley “may have found some things inappropriate” Sodomy by plumbing snake\*\* :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/99 "2006-10-19T19:18:04Z")
\*\*Chicago Cubs Sign Lou Pinella…um, I need to share. Who is both an atheist and a non-sports watcher?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979/100 "2006-10-19T19:45:26Z")
\*\* Fire Ants must Die!!! - Help me kill them All right. _sigh_ Tell me about these crazy iPod thingies. \*\* Sometimes you have to bargain for what you want… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sequential-threads-side/374979.md?page=6)