# The Seven Faggots of the SDMB
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 8, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496 "2002-09-08T02:19:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/41 "2002-09-09T21:35:08Z")
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> The Seven Faggots would have to be woodsmen.
They’re not gay, they’re just _merry_.
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### Author:  [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/42 "2002-09-09T21:54:30Z")
Oh I’m a lumberjack, and I’m ok…
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### Author:  [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2002, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/43 "2002-09-09T23:30:57Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Tiburon \*
> **The seven dykes? Hmm, I wonder if I could be the lipstick lesbian dyke or if that would be an oxymoron…**
At 1st reading I thought I’d have to chime-in with character witness testimony and state:
Oxymoron is DEFINITELY NOT a lipstick lesbian
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### Author:  [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/44 "2002-09-10T06:08:33Z")
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> \*Originally posted by andygirl \*
> \*\*What I want to know is who the seven dykes of the SDMB would be… \*\*
Oo, when we find out, we could finally stage our production of _Seven Dykes for Seven Faggots._ I’m still not sure what they’re supposed to do with each other, though.
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### Author:  [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/45 "2002-09-10T14:53:07Z")
Why go and take the sobbin’ women, of course.
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### Author:  [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/46 "2002-09-10T15:41:43Z")
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> \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \*
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> At 1st reading I thought I’d have to chime-in with character witness testimony and state:
> Oxymoron is DEFINITELY NOT a lipstick lesbian \*\*
No, indeedy… 😃
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### Author:  [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/47 "2002-09-10T15:57:44Z")
Aside from the whole “faggot” issue, I wonder why I was assigned the sobriquet Jumpy…
when everyone knows i ought to be Hunky! 😃
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### Author:  [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2002, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-faggots-of-the-sdmb/127496/48 "2002-09-12T16:37:19Z")
“Overly Friendly?” 😕
For the record, a friend of min once did a staged reading of _The Women_ with an all-male cast - played as men, without changing one single line of dialogue or character name. (I was Peggy, the young naive waif who had no idea men were such scoundrels.)
Esprix
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