# The seven words you can't say on the SDMB(nod to George Carlin) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522 "2003-07-28T21:26:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/1 "2003-07-28T21:26:03Z")
At the KC Dopefest yesterday topics at dinner, and afterwards at the park, were wide-ranging. But of course the SDMB often featured prominently. One I found interesting is the concept stated in the thread title. I said I would give it a go. Some are meant to be funny, some are not. Maybe we can vote if enough folks have ideas of their own. Or I could revise mine, is someone else’s are more inspired. 1)Nazi 2)Troll 3)Fat 4)"-gry" 5)kill(in a sense of desiring death) 6)witness 7)lawnchair ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/2 "2003-07-28T21:39:10Z")
8)Melin ---
**Author:** ![zev\_steinhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/97f17d/32.png) [@zev\_steinhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zev_steinhardt)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/3 "2003-07-28T21:40:37Z")
You know, I once knew a fat Nazi who liked to troll under bridges while lying on his lawnchair looking to kill people for asking the “-gry” question. He would, of course make sure that he never left behind a witness behind… 😃 😛 Zev Steinhardt ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/4 "2003-07-28T21:49:47Z")
SEMPRINI! ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/5 "2003-07-28T22:02:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by zev\_steinhardt \* > \*\*You know, I once knew a fat Nazi who liked to troll under bridges while lying on his lawnchair looking to kill people for asking the “-gry” question. He would, of course make sure that he never left behind a witness behind… 😃 😛 > > Zev Steinhardt \*\* Bravo, **zev**! I \*love \* your reply! But you know the mods in black will be coming to get you now!😛 ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/6 "2003-07-29T00:20:02Z")
Ask the… ---
**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/7 "2003-07-29T00:51:17Z")
Plonk, but only if you were a usenet person before the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/8 "2003-07-29T01:02:05Z")
Where’d my old thread go? Ah well … Can I add _redneck_? In recent monts, use of the term on the SDMB will get you a similar response among those living in the fomer Confederate States of America as if you casually used the “n word” in a post. I think I was Pitted™ once for using “redneck” in a post. ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/9 "2003-08-02T20:24:58Z")
A few more: 1. d00d! u suX0r!! 2. More than one :rolleyes: in a row 3. Hampster 4. Not really a word, but…well, I dunno…maybe…using an ellipsis between each sentence/phrase. Now let’s see if we can stuff them all into a paragraph **zev** -style: Fat hampsters witnessing from their lawnchairs-gry…generally are not looking to kill Nazis…but they will almost alway try to PLONK-gry the d00d Asking the Redneck…“Where the semprini can I go trolling for someone named Melin-gry?” :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/10 "2003-08-02T23:27:29Z")
I believe using the n-word is most sincerely frowned upon. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/11 "2003-08-02T23:38:14Z")
So this fat gay black deaf jewish midget redneck walks into a bar. . . ---
**Author:** ![Shaolinrabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Shaolinrabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shaolinrabbit)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/12 "2003-08-03T00:21:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > \*\*So this fat gay black deaf jewish midget redneck walks into a bar. . . \*\* I’d pay money just to see that 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/13 "2003-08-03T00:26:50Z")
1. **Banhattan** (I’m kidding. Really. But man, that thread was hilarious.) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/14 "2003-08-03T03:19:08Z")
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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/15 "2003-08-03T06:01:23Z")
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**Author:** ![BadBaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BadBaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BadBaby)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/16 "2003-08-03T06:33:18Z")
Careful how you use Gypsy. Echoing ducks’ quacks, and I saw a dust up about white trash a while back. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/17 "2003-08-03T06:34:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ivylass \* > \*\*I believe using the n-word is most sincerely frowned upon. \*\* Nike? I agree. It fills me with disgust too. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/18 "2003-08-03T07:06:18Z")
1. Hi Opal! Sorry, sorry, got overexcited there… I believe the n-word ivylass was referring to was “Newt”… ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-seven-words-you-cant-say-on-the-sdmb-nod-to-george-carlin/191522/19 "2003-08-03T07:38:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dutchboy208 \* > \*\*I believe the n-word ivylass was referring to was “Newt”… \*\* Or could it have been “Ni!”?