# The Sex Feud \[Closed\]
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [April 11, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835 "2008-04-11T02:33:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/1 "2008-04-11T02:33:51Z")
All these questions will pertain to doing the nasty. Boom-chicka-bow-wow!
So if you get offended by that stuff, stop now.
A. Read all the rules.
B. Post your answers before reading the thread.
C. Post your answers like this:
1. ANSWER
2. ANSWER
**THAT’S RIGHT! TURN ON YOUR CAPS LOCK!**
Do not repeat the questions, but feel free to add extraneous fluff amongst your answers. If you want to add commentary, double space after your tenth answer and do it there.
D. Scoring - as usual, all repeated responses will have their value doubled. If you do not format your responses correctly, you will be punished. I may also hand out a random bonus or penalty, just because that’s how I roll.
E. The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or when ever I feel like ending it. Gosh!
**DID YOU TURN ON YOUR CAPS LOCK? DON’T PUT SPACES BETWEEN THE LINES!**
1. In increments of 3 minutes (3, 6, 9, 12…) how many minutes does a blow job take for ‘completion’?
2. In increments of 3 minutes (3, 6, 9, 12…) how many minutes does cunnilingus take for ‘completion’?
3. The average 25-year-old has had how many lovers?
4. Other than Pizza delivery person, what occupation gets laid by strangers in a porno film?
5. What is the minimum number of inches a penis needs to be to be considered ‘huge’?
6. What is sexier: a corset and stockings with garters, or plain white cotton panties?
7. Average age at which a doper lost his/her virginity?
8. Other than the bedroom, name your favorite room in the home to have sex in?
9. Does the ‘average’ doper own a set of handcuffs for sexual reasons?
10. **Zebra** , sexy doper or sexiest doper?
11 Pick a number between 1 and 10.
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### Author:  [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/2 "2008-04-11T02:44:49Z")
1. 12
2. 12
3. 6
4. COP
5. 8
6. PLAIN WHITE
7. 15
8. BATHROOM
9. NO
10. SEXIEST
11. 5
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### Author:  [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/3 "2008-04-11T02:53:24Z")
1. 9
2. 15
3. 5
4. COP
5. 8
6. PANTIES
7. 17
8. LIVING ROOM
9. YES
10. SEXIEST
11. 4
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### Author:  [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/4 "2008-04-11T03:03:34Z")
1. 15
2. 18
3. 4
4. PLUMBER
5. 9
6. CORSET AND STOCKINGS WITH GARTERS
7. 20
8. KITCHEN
9. NO
10. SEXIEST
11. 6
EDIT CUZ IT CHANGES MY CAPS LOCK
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### Author:  [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/5 "2008-04-11T03:05:48Z")
1. 9
2. 246
3. 6
4. POOL BOY
5. 10
6. PANTIES
7. 26 (you said Doper)
8. BATHROOM
9. NO
10. SEXY
11. 7
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### Author:  [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/6 "2008-04-11T03:13:22Z")
1. 12
2. 21
3. 6
4. Cop
5. 10
6. Panties
7. 17
8. Bathroom
9. No
10. Sexiest
11 5
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### Author:  [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/7 "2008-04-11T03:14:24Z")
:smack: I SWEAR THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/8 "2008-04-11T03:16:06Z")
1. 12
2. 12
3. FIVE
4. PLUMBER
5. TWO AND A HALF
6. CORSET
7. 18
8. KITCHEN
9. NO
10. NEITHER
11. 3
You can have sex in _other_ rooms? 😕
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### Author:  [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/9 "2008-04-11T03:23:34Z")
[QUOTE=kevja]
:smack: I SWEAR THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON.
[/QUOTE]
Happened to me too 😕
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/10 "2008-04-11T03:30:42Z")
1. SEX!
2. SEXsexsexsexsex
3. NIPPLES
4. WITH MY TONGUE
5. HILLARY CLINTON
6. EDIBLE PANTIES
7. A HORSE
8. MISS SCARLET, IN THE BILLIARD ROOM, WITH THE CANDLESTICK
9. DOGGY-STYLE
10. THE OLSEN TWINS
11. ABRAHAM LINCOLN
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### Author:  [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/11 "2008-04-11T03:32:10Z")
1. 3
2. 6
3. 6
4. BORED HOUSEWIFE
5. 9
6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES
7. 20
8. KITCHEN
9. YES
10. SEXY
11. 7
ETA: OKAY, MY CAPS LOCK IS ON TOO! WHAT THE BLOODY 'ELL? 😛
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### Author:  [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/12 "2008-04-11T03:45:05Z")
1. 9
2. 15
3. 3
4. Pool Boy
5. 8
6. Corset And Stockings With Garters
7. 16
8. Kitchen
9. Yes
10. Sexiest
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### Author:  [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/13 "2008-04-11T03:50:37Z")
1. 9
2. 24
3. 3
4. Gardener
5. 12
6. Plain White
7. Bathroom
8. No
9. Sexiest
10. 5
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### Author:  [@Purgatory\_Creek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purgatory_Creek)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/14 "2008-04-11T04:10:58Z")
1. 6
2. 9
3. 5
4. MAID
5. 10
6. CORSET & STOCKINGS
7. 14
8. DECK
9. NO
10. YES 😃
11. 4
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/15 "2008-04-11T04:16:23Z")
1. 9
2. 3 (Less, actually. I’m a lucky man!)
3. 4
4. NURSES
5. 9
6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES (On a barely-legal schoolgirl, but that’s neither here nor there)
7. 17 (Being generous here. A true SnarkMeister would guess “Whatever age they will be next year.”)
8. KITCHEN
9. NO
10. NEITHER
11. Pi
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### Author:  [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/16 "2008-04-11T05:00:29Z")
1. 10
2. 4
3. 3
4. BOSSES
5. 8
6. STOCKINGS
7. 17
8. LAUNDRY ROOM
9. NO
10. TUESDAY
11. 3
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### Author:  [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/17 "2008-04-11T05:20:20Z")
1. 12
2. 24
3. 5
4. HOUSEWIFE
5. 9
6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES
7. 15
8. KITCHEN
9. NO
10. uhhh, SEXIEST?
11. 7
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### Author:  [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/18 "2008-04-11T05:40:28Z")
1. 9
2. 15
3. 5
4. Plumber
5. 9
6. Panties
7. 18
8. Living Room
9. No
10. Sexiest
11. 7
Joe
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### Author:  [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/19 "2008-04-11T05:41:04Z")
Housewives! What a genius answer! Here i was thinking of all the jobs that VISIT a home, when I should have just cut out that part and focused on the other party- the lonely housewife at home! DUH!
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### Author:  [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)
#### Post date: [April 11, 2008, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/20 "2008-04-11T05:42:50Z")
[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04]
1. 9
2. 15
3. 5
4. Plumber
5. 9
6. Panties
7. 18
8. Living Room
9. No
10. Sexiest
11. 7
Joe
[/QUOTE]
Okay, this is fucked up. My caps lock was ON! All my answers were in caps. I’m not insane. Fuck this noise.
Joe
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