# The Sex Feud \[Closed\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 11, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835 "2008-04-11T02:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/21 "2008-04-11T05:52:08Z")
1. 9 2. 15 3. 4 4. POOL BOY 5. 7 6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES 7. 17 8. BATHROOM 9. NO 10. SEXY DOPER 11. 6 better answer for 6: sexy black dress, no underwear ---
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/22 "2008-04-11T05:58:32Z")
**fisha** : either you are doing something very, very wrong, or something very, VERY RIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/23 "2008-04-11T06:04:34Z")
1. 9 2. 15 3. 6 4. Package Delivery 5. 9 6. Corset And Stockings 7. 17 8. Kitchen 9. Yes 10. Sexy Doper 11. 2 ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/24 "2008-04-11T06:09:21Z")
Virgin doper (19) checking in [I’m killing the average! Hah!] 1. 9 2. 18 3. 5 4. COP 5. 8 6. CORSET 7. 19 8. BATHROOM 9. NO 10. SEXIEST 11. 7 ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/25 "2008-04-11T06:27:51Z")
[QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] Virgin doper (19) checking in 7. 19 [/QUOTE] confident though 😉 ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/26 "2008-04-11T06:33:32Z")
1. 6 2. 6 3. 10 4. Ho’ 5. 11 6. Corset/garters 7. 16 8. Bathroom 9. Yes 10. Sexy 11. 10 ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/27 "2008-04-11T06:36:34Z")
1. 15 MINUTES 2. 9 MINUTES 3. 15 4. UPS GUY Though Teacher-Schoolgirl and Doctor-Nurse are a hell of a lot more fun. 5. 8 INCHES 6. CORSET ETC. Toss in a collar and we’re in business. 7. 20 YEARS OLD Makes me wonder if this thread will attract the hyper-sexual dopers or the horny lonely ones. 8. BATHROOM 9. NO 10. IF YOU’RE A LADY DOPER, UM, PICS! …SEXIEST! Yes, I’m flattering you for a better score. 11. 6…no…9…wait…lets go with 7. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/28 "2008-04-11T06:38:06Z")
I figure I’ll skew it upwards, but I figure I’m about average on this. I’m in no hurry ---
**Author:** ![nikenik2069](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/87869e/32.png) [@nikenik2069](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikenik2069)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/29 "2008-04-11T06:45:38Z")
1. 6 2. 9 3. 3 4. Mechanics 5. 7 6. Corset 7. 15 8. Living Room 9. Yes 10. Sexiest 11. 5 ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/30 "2008-04-11T08:09:29Z")
[ol]6. Answering from memory.[_]9[_]6[_]COP (at traffic stops)[_]9[_]CORSET/STOCKINGS[_]17 (female)/ STILL VIRGIN (male):p[_]LIVING ROOM[_]NO, but I do (though we prefer rope)[_]SEXIEST (talk about grading on the curve)[_]p[/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/31 "2008-04-11T08:38:57Z")
1. 12 2. 9 3. 4 4. PLUMBER 5. 10 6. CORSET AND STOCKINGS 7. 18 8. BATHROOM 9. YES 10. SEXY DOPER 11. 8 1 & 2 - Well, it’s true for ME, anyway. 5 - 6-8 is ‘nice’, 8-10 is ‘big’…on the other end, 4-5 is ‘not bad’, 3 is ‘well, it’s not the size’ 1-2 is ‘how do you find that when you pee?’ (OK, that was mean…) 6 - I’m in the opposite camp, personally, but I’m guessing this is the more common. 8 - As in the bath/shower, not the toity. (But, hey if you’re into that, don’t let me stop you.) 10 - Can’t be sexiest. I’m’a here. 11 - Yes, I read all the way down, then reread the post thoroughly to make sure you didn’t say ‘disregard #11’. That is just weirdly random, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/32 "2008-04-11T09:30:21Z")
1. 21 2. 30 3. 5 4. PLUMBER 5. 8 6. CORSET AND STOCKINGS 7. 20 8. LIVING ROOM 9. YES 10. SEXIEST DOPER 11. 3 I’d be very interested to know how Zebra is going to validate the answers to all these questions. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/33 "2008-04-11T10:31:07Z")
1. 6 2. 15 3. 3 4. CABLE GUY 5. 8 6. CORSET AND STOCKINGS WITH GARTERS 7. 24 8. LIVING ROOM 9. NO 10. SEXY DOPER 11. 5 ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/34 "2008-04-11T10:33:15Z")
1. 9 2. 15 3. π 4. STRIPPER 5. 8 6. CORSET AND STOCKINGS 7. FIFTEEN 8. KITCHEN 9. NO 10. YES? 11. π ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/35 "2008-04-11T10:34:17Z")
OK, that was a bit strange. Edit was solely to restore the entries in upper case; I entered them that way when composing, but the message posted in lower case for some unknown reason. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/36 "2008-04-11T10:34:56Z")
[QUOTE=El\_Kabong] OK, that was a bit strange. Edit was solely to restore the entries in upper case; I entered them that way when composing, but the message posted in lower case for some unknown reason. [/QUOTE] I just had to do the same thing. Are you using Firefox, too? ---
**Author:** ![blinkingblinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@blinkingblinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blinkingblinking)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/37 "2008-04-11T10:39:17Z")
1 12 2 3 3 2 4 POOL BOY 5 8 6 CORSET 7 18 8 BATHROOM 9 NO 10 SEXY 11 7 ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/38 "2008-04-11T10:42:46Z")
1. 9 2. 15 3. 6 4. PLUMBER 5. 8 6. PLAIN WHITE COTTON PANTIES 7. 17 8. KITCHEN 9. NO 10. BOTH 11, 6 All this shouting really makes this whole feud feel kinda rude, doesn’t it… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/39 "2008-04-11T11:34:31Z")
Number 11 is your “Joker” but I’m not saying if it is a bonus or a penalty. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2008, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/40 "2008-04-11T12:17:55Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] I just had to do the same thing. Are you using Firefox, too? [/QUOTE] Board software kills all upper case posts Down Into Camel Case. It stops the nutters from having LONG SCREEDS ABOUT THE KENNEDY ASSASSINATION AND LITTLE GREEN MEN in such a loud way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835.md?page=3)