# The Sex Feud \[Closed\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [April 11, 2008, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835 "2008-04-11T02:33:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/61 "2008-04-12T01:53:57Z")
1. 12 2. 6 3. 7 4. Cop 5. 8 6. Plain White Cotton Panties 7. 15 8. Kitchen 9. No 10. Sexy Doper 11. 2 ---
**Author:** ![Pixilated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aeb1de/32.png) [@Pixilated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixilated)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/62 "2008-04-12T02:08:21Z")
1. 3 IF I AM IN A QUICKI MODE, 12 IF i’M BEING A TEASING BITCH 2. 3 I’M A QUICK ORGASMER 3. 3 (WE’RE ON A NUMBER ROLL) 4. err… LIBRARIANS (?) 5. 8 6. CORSET 7. 20 8. BATHROOM 9. NO… BUT THEN AGAIN, I’M NOT AVERAGE 10. YES 11. 2 ---
**Author:** ![buttons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8edcca/32.png) [@buttons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/63 "2008-04-12T02:14:30Z")
1. 9 2. 15 3. 6 4. Housemaid 5. 8 6. Corset 7. 15 8. Living Room 9. No 10. Sexiest 11. 1 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/64 "2008-04-12T13:19:39Z")
OK with 45 players here are the results 1. In increments of 3 minutes (3, 6, 9, 12…) how many minutes does a blow job take for ‘completion’? 2. 10 1 3. 12 9 4. 15 4 5. 21 1 6. 3 3 7. 6 11 8. 9 16 9. In increments of 3 minutes (3, 6, 9, 12…) how many minutes does cunnilingus take for ‘completion’? 10. 12 3 11. 15 15 12. 18 2 13. 21 2 14. 24 2 15. 246 1 16. 3 4 17. 30 2 18. 4 1 19. 6 3 20. 9 9 21. The average 25-year-old has had how many lovers? 22. 10 2 23. 15 1 24. 2 3 25. 3 10 26. 4 7 27. 5 10 28. 6 9 29. 7 1 30. 9 1 31. π 1 32. Other than Pizza delivery person, what occupation gets laid by strangers in a porno film? 33. BOSS 1 34. CABLE GUY 3 35. COP 6 36. GARDNER 1 37. HOUSEWIFE 4 38. LIBRARIANS 1 39. MAID 2 40. NURSE 5 41. PACKAGE DELIVERY 2 42. PLUMBER 9 43. POOL BOY 5 44. REPAIRMAN 4 45. STRIPPER 1 46. WINDOWCLEANER 1 47. What is the minimum number of inches a penis needs to be to be considered ‘huge’? 48. 10 7 49. 11 1 50. 12 2 51. 2.5 1 52. 7 2 53. 8 24 54. 9 8 55. What is sexier: a corset and stockings with garters, or plain white cotton panties? 56. CORSET 25 57. PANTIES 20 58. Average age at which a doper lost his/her virginity? 59. 14 1 60. 15 6 61. 16 6 62. 17 11 63. 18 5 64. 19 3 65. 20 8 66. 21 2 67. 24 1 68. 26 1 69. Other than the bedroom, name your favorite room in the home to have sex in? 70. BATHROOM 14 71. DECK 1 72. DEN 1 73. KITCHEN 15 74. LAUNDRY ROOM 1 75. LIVING ROOM 13 76. Does the ‘average’ doper own a set of handcuffs for sexual reasons? 77. NO 37 78. YES 8 79. Zebra, sexy doper or sexiest doper? 80. BOTH 1 81. NEITHER 2 82. SEXIEST 21 83. SEXY 17 84. TUESDAY 1 85. YES 3 So it’s official! I am the sexiest doper! The bonus worked this way. You picked a number between 1 and 10. I put that number as the bouns on that question. This auto copies down the rest of your responses. So if you picked 3. I put 3% (actually negative 3% but it subtracts the negative number) at numer 3 so you had 3% added to replies 3 through 10. If you put 10 you got 10% added to 10 alone. If you put 1 you got 1 added to all your replies. If you put some smart ass non-whole number you got zip. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/65 "2008-04-12T13:22:03Z")
And the winner is \*\*wheresgeorge04 407.64 \*\* Dolores Reborn 383.02 Oredigger77 375.56 buttons 369.60 Beadalin 368.31 Darth Sensitive 362.78 pravnik 360.87 Soul 358.16 Panurge 357.73 Mullinator 356.11 kevja 349.22 Happy Lendervedder 348.80 Oslo Ostragoth 348.16 Taber 348.09 HongKongFooey 344.67 El\_Kabong 339.67 Madd Maxx 335.56 Malacandra 333.33 CoG888 333.20 blinkingblinking 329.13 Maus Magill 325.89 Paranoid Randroid 325.47 Sternvogel 320.40 hocow 320.00 Omniscient 320.00 5-4-Fighting 319.33 RoOsh 316.36 Illuminatprimus 316.36 OtakuLoki 313.33 Purgatory Creek 306.22 freakalette 298.89 Miss Take 297.78 JohnT 284.76 Frosted Glass 284.22 freckafree 282.44 Pixalated 279.07 silenus 277.78 Pushkin 273.33 Justin Credible 262.42 Tengu 262.31 nikenik2069 242.22 Cubsfan 215.16 fisha 213.36 faithfool 211.29 brujaja 203.78 Alpha order 5-4-Fighting 319.3333333 Beadalin 368.3111111 blinkingblinking 329.1333333 brujaja 203.7777778 buttons 369.6 CoG888 333.2 Cubsfan 215.1555556 Darth Sensitive 362.7777778 Dolores Reborn 383.0222222 El\_Kabong 339.6666667 faithfool 211.2888889 fisha 213.3555556 freakalette 298.8888889 freckafree 282.4444444 Frosted Glass 284.2222222 Happy Lendervedder 348.8 hocow 320 HongKongFooey 344.6666667 Illuminatprimus 316.3555556 JohnT 284.7555556 Justin Credible 262.4222222 kevja 349.2222222 Madd Maxx 335.5555556 Malacandra 333.3333333 Maus Magill 325.8888889 Miss Take 297.7777778 Mullinator 356.1111111 nikenik2069 242.2222222 Omniscient 320 Oredigger77 375.5555556 Oslo Ostragoth 348.1555556 OtakuLoki 313.3333333 Panurge 357.7333333 Paranoid Randroid 325.4666667 Pixalated 279.0666667 pravnik 360.8666667 Purgatory Creek 306.2222222 Pushkin 273.3333333 RoOsh 316.3555556 silenus 277.7777778 Soul 358.1555556 Sternvogel 320.4 Taber 348.0888889 Tengu 262.3111111 wheresgeorge04 407.6444444 ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/66 "2008-04-12T13:24:53Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] If you put some smart ass non-whole number you got zip. [/QUOTE] Awww, rats. 😉 Thanks for the game! ETA: I’m surprised I did so well, actually. I did deliberately fluff one answer, after all. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/67 "2008-04-12T13:57:59Z")
NEVERMIND, IT DIDN’T SAY IT WAS CLOSED AND COUNTED. ETA x 2 : Ack, caps is still on! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/68 "2008-04-12T14:07:27Z")
Wow! I came in second! What does that say about me, I wonder? 😉 Congrats to **WheresGeorge**! Thanks for a great Feud, O Sexiest One! ---
**Author:** ![Panurge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/fbc32d/32.png) [@Panurge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Panurge)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/69 "2008-04-12T14:19:23Z")
9th. Great - i read question 10 as “sexy” or “sex_ist_” doper and answered “both”. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/70 "2008-04-12T14:30:17Z")
8th place, my best in a Feud yet! Woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/71 "2008-04-12T14:57:12Z")
1. 12 2. 9 3. 5 4. Cable Repairman 5. 8 6. Panties 7. 21 8. Living Room 9. Yes 10. Pass 11. 3 ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/72 "2008-04-12T15:02:19Z")
Damn, rang in too late. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/73 "2008-04-12T15:18:35Z")
1. 15 2. 15 3. 4 4. Maids 5. 8 6. Panties 7. 16 8. Family Room 9. No 10. Both 11. 7 ETA: oops… ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/74 "2008-04-12T21:29:17Z")
Ouch! Guess that makes me a deviant. (hides [handcuffs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=454217&highlight=love+cuffs), makes mental note to lie about age when lost virginity) ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/75 "2008-04-13T05:01:23Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] [QUOTE=Darth Sensitive] Virgin doper (19) checking in [I’m killing the average! Hah!] Remember, you are supposed to reply what you think the majority of other dopers will reply. This isn’t about you, it’s about them. Since the caps lock seems to be a debacle don’t worry. It won’t make a penalty. next time we’ll do it with no capitol letters whatsoever. [/QUOTE] Oh, I know that. I’m just killing the average for the board as a whole, not the game 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/76 "2008-04-13T13:13:15Z")
This game sucks. I’m never having sex again. ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/77 "2008-04-13T13:21:32Z")
1. Six 2. Nine 3. Five 4. Plumber 5. Seven 6. A Corset And Stockings With Garters 7. Twenty Three 8. Living Room 9. No 10. Yes 11. 6 ---
**Author:** ![Wallflower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Wallflower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallflower)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/78 "2008-04-13T13:30:21Z")
Bah, too late. And Firefox ate my caps anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835/79 "2008-04-13T16:52:01Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] This game sucks. I’m never having sex again. [/QUOTE] Well if you had more sex maybe you’d do beter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-feud-closed/444835.md?page=3)