# The sex life of Big Bangers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 12, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048 "2013-08-12T17:20:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/21 "2013-08-12T19:33:39Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > If near misses like that count then Sheldon rubbing Vap-o-rub on Amy’s chest and detailing what his character would do to her in D&D count as well. I think Amy would count that. ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/22 "2013-08-12T19:55:30Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Gotta give Sheldon some credit, he’s seen both Penny and Amy naked. Seen? He’s gotten to third base with both of them. Amy with the Vapo-Rub incident, and Penny when she fell in the shower and he had to help her get dressed and take her to the hospital. “Is that my arm?” “Doesn’t feel like an arm.” “Then maybe you should let it go.” ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/23 "2013-08-12T19:56:54Z")
That’s ‘second’ base. Or eighth, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/24 "2013-08-12T19:57:07Z")
_Second_ base, unless somebody moved them when I wasn’t looking. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/25 "2013-08-12T19:58:34Z")
Howard’s Mom - with Howards (now ex-)dentist. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/26 "2013-08-12T20:01:31Z")
> [@Biggirl](#): > > What am I missing? A life. Just kidding. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/27 "2013-08-12T20:05:42Z")
Bernadette - the big tall dude that used to be her teacher. ---
**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/28 "2013-08-12T20:15:45Z")
Raj and Sheldon’s sister could have been, if not for his selective mutism. Also, Amy was sexually aroused by Zack and Sheldon actually tried to set them up, but she chickened out. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/29 "2013-08-12T20:50:43Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > That’s ‘second’ base. Or eighth, I guess. I think eighth is over the clothes. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/30 "2013-08-12T21:01:20Z")
With all this bonking going on, you’d think there’d be one or two same-sex bonks. Who has come close? (And yeah, I suppose it would have to involve Raj.) ---
**Author:** ![aNewLeaf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@aNewLeaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aNewLeaf)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/31 "2013-08-12T21:05:07Z")
There are [no bisexuals](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoBisexuals). (Men at least. [Girl-on-girl is hot](http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GirlOnGirlIsHot)). ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/32 "2013-08-12T21:14:54Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > That’s ‘second’ base. Or eighth, I guess. > [@silenus](#): > > _Second_ base, unless somebody moved them when I wasn’t looking. Alright, sorry. Still pretty good for a guy who’s never even taken batting practice. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/33 "2013-08-12T21:24:10Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > With all this bonking going on, you’d think there’d be one or two same-sex bonks. Who has come close? (And yeah, I suppose it would have to involve Raj.) Amy would point out that it is not for a lack of trying on the same sex front. ---
**Author:** ![Alex\_from\_CB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/278dde/32.png) [@Alex\_from\_CB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alex_from_CB)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/34 "2013-08-12T22:40:45Z")
“Bernadette - the big tall dude that used to be her teacher.” The actor who played her ex teacher/boyfriend is Rick Fox, ex LA Laker, model actor and sports talker on The NBA network. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/35 "2013-08-13T01:06:10Z")
…and probably the most beautiful man Amy has ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/36 "2013-08-13T01:36:16Z")
> [@bump](#): > > There was also that physicist chick that came to visit Sheldon, and ended up seducing Leonard, and then hit Raj, Leonard and Howard up for a 3-some, and Raj stuck around. She was Sheldon’s friend and Leonard played with her! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/37 "2013-08-13T02:40:50Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > With all this bonking going on, you’d think there’d be one or two same-sex bonks. Who has come close? (And yeah, I suppose it would have to involve Raj.) There was the time the guys were all together in the Arctic and had to sleep nude together to concentrate body heat. Somebody got spooned. ---
**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/38 "2013-08-13T02:44:33Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > There was the time the guys were all together in the Arctic and had to sleep nude together to concentrate body heat. Somebody got spooned. And the time Howard got spooned by an armadillo during his astronaut survival training. ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/39 "2013-08-13T04:57:40Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > With all this bonking going on, you’d think there’d be one or two same-sex bonks. Who has come close? (And yeah, I suppose it would have to involve Raj.) Amy seriously had the hots for Penny for along time. I think they came close on a few occasions, and, in this thread, we seem to be counting coming close, or just showing an interest, as equivalent to doing it. Of course, on that basis basis I have had hundreds of women.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048/40 "2013-08-13T05:38:09Z")
> [@njtt](#): > > Amy seriously had the hots for Penny for along time. I think they came close on a few occasions, and, in this thread, we seem to be counting coming close, or just showing an interest, as equivalent to doing it. > > Of course, on that basis basis I have had hundreds of women.:rolleyes: [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/h9ZUGA_D390/hqdefault.jpg "The Big Bang Theory (Sub Ita) - 4x08 - Slumber party") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZUGA_D390) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-life-of-big-bangers/666048.md?page=3)