# The Sex Thermometer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889 "2003-03-04T00:57:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/21 "2003-03-04T06:21:15Z")
Me and Cecil, 66 not bad. Me and Hera, 70, getting better Me and Athena, 78, almost there. Me and my sister Isis, 95. … Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/22 "2003-03-04T06:26:53Z")
me & my wife: 34 me & some chick in a bar: 89 Hmmm… ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/23 "2003-03-04T06:33:14Z")
**Neville Chamberlain** and **Adolf Hitler** come up a steamy **93**! ---
**Author:** ![ghandi5569](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@ghandi5569](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghandi5569)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/24 "2003-03-04T06:37:12Z")
> [@](#): > > Me & John Cusack: 81 Cosmopolitan, no fair! I’m obsessed with him. And I got a 100 with him. So thbpbpbpbpbpbttttt! ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/25 "2003-03-04T07:16:28Z")
This little test has just reminded me why I’ve given up on women. Me and the most shaggerific woman I’ve been with: 29 Me and the 2nd-most shaggerific woman I’ve been with: 27 Me, myself and I: 46. I think there’s something in that for all of us!!! Max 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/26 "2003-03-04T08:01:45Z")
Okay… with Alec Baldwin it is 67% with Jude Law it is 77% with Anthony Stewart Head it is a whopping **98%** with John Cusack it is % 91 Time for an orgy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![it\_sjustme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/da6949/32.png) [@it\_sjustme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/it_sjustme)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/27 "2003-03-04T08:08:33Z")
Me and my husband using my maiden name: 88 Me and my husband using my married name: 62 (Sound’s about right. Well, maybe the post-wedding 62 is a little generous) Me and my secret crush using my maiden name: 96 (WOW!) Me and my secret crush using my current married name: 70 (still not too bad) Me and my secret crush using his last name for my married name:98 (I think I married the wrong guy!!!):smack: ---
**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/28 "2003-03-04T08:50:28Z")
argh! I got like super low with everyone… Me and Sarah Michelle Gellar… 51 Me and Shirley Manson… 62 Me and Bjork… 46 Me and My brother… 97!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING!!! ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/29 "2003-03-04T11:14:30Z")
i think it’s based on letters in common. or something. irishfella and i get 89 when i put in our full names, and 54 when i use our nick names. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/30 "2003-03-04T12:17:29Z")
I guess my SO and I aren’t that compatible with each other… The highest score I can get is 61. Even with myself it’s only 64. Guess I’ll need to tell him we don’t need the extra soundproofing, after all. And possibly I’ll have to cancel our plans for the coming weekend. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/31 "2003-03-04T12:54:39Z")
Me and mon **OncleBiere** : 85 - I knew it. Me and **ColdyClogs** : 77 - En fuego! Me and **Guitare Petite Avec Quatre Ficelles Ike** : 38 Sounds like we’d need some whipped cream all up in there, my Manhattanite friend. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/32 "2003-03-04T12:57:49Z")
Shoot. Forgot the “ **du Hawaii** ” **Guitare Petite _du Hawaii_ Avec Quatre Ficelles Ike** ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/33 "2003-03-04T13:43:16Z")
Hmm. I got a 100 with the **kabbess**. :: Looking around carefully: [sub]I suspect that it may be broken :D[/sub] pan ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/34 "2003-03-04T15:52:28Z")
Me and my wife: 63. Me and Helen Hunt: 31. Mrs. Bricker can rest easy. ---
**Author:** ![Saintly\_Loser](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saintly_loser/32/4045_2.png) [@Saintly\_Loser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saintly_Loser)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/35 "2003-03-04T16:18:41Z")
Me and Charlotte Rampling: 98. This makes me very happy. Me and Hilary Swank: 84. Still pretty happy. Me and Helena Bonham-Carter: 42. Oh, well, I’ve got Charlotte and Hilary. Me and Condoleeza Rice: 2. Not quite sure what to make of this. Me and Michael Jackson: 42. This is just disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/36 "2003-03-04T16:22:29Z")
Me and Laetitia Casta: 67 Me and Sarah Michelle Gellar: 69 Me and Jennifer Love Hewitt: 93 (YA-HOO!) Me and Saddam: 84 Saddam and President Bush: 87 Adam and Eve: 16 (This one explains a lot.) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/37 "2003-03-04T16:24:10Z")
Me and Brooke Burke: **100!** ---
**Author:** ![Rutabegger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9de0a6/32.png) [@Rutabegger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rutabegger)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/38 "2003-03-04T16:39:08Z")
My two neutered male cats scored a **97**. And I thought all they did was hiss at each other. Who woulda thunk it? ---
**Author:** ![Beija](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a8b319/32.png) [@Beija](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beija)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/39 "2003-03-04T16:47:56Z")
It can’t be counting letters. First time, me and hubby: 27 First time, me and exbf: 98 Exit and come back Second time, me and hubby: 96 Second time, me and exbf: 60 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/40 "2003-03-04T16:48:26Z")
Are we spotted points if a straight guy keys in a lesbian? As it is now, Ani DiFranco and I would score a 60. If she weren’t bisexual, I imagine it would be higher, wouldn’t it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889.md?page=3)