# The Sex Thermometer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889 "2003-03-04T00:57:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/41 "2003-03-04T17:06:35Z")
So if we typed in KayKay and …oh some mod’s name? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/42 "2003-03-04T17:42:22Z")
So I put in **irishgirl** and **zebra** and we got a 91 baby! Me and Mrs Z got an 86. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/43 "2003-03-04T17:55:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by beagledave \* > \*\*So if we typed in KayKay and …oh some mod’s name? 😛 \*\* KayKay and Coldfire: 76 KayKay and UncleBeer: 84 KayKay and manhattan: 91 KakKay and Jack Dean Tyler: 71 Jack Dean Tyler and Foreskin: 84 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/44 "2003-03-04T18:02:37Z")
A few things about their algo: it’s case-insensitive and order-insensitive. And it doesn’t care which of the two blanks a character’s in, so long as something’s in each blank. For instance, **Lucretia** and **Bluesman** score a sizzling 96 (always knew Bluesman was a lucky guy! :)), and so do ‘lutrecaIblues’ and ‘mna’. Also there’s no randomizer there: trying the same character strings twice will net the same result. So **Beija** has evidently changed something between tries. And a space, even a concluding space, counts as a character, as **Pablito** ’s post indicates. For instance, me and my wife: First names only: 27 First and last names: 58 Deleting the last names, but leaving the space in between: 91 Me and Susan Sarandon: 44 Me and bondage porn star Whitney Prescott: 94 ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/45 "2003-03-04T18:03:32Z")
George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein: 87 ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/46 "2003-03-04T18:13:00Z")
Oops-- didn’t see someone beat me to the prez and the Iraqi. Re: algorithm:Perhaps just the sum of the letter values mod 100? ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/47 "2003-03-04T18:17:04Z")
Sarah McLaughlin and I are a 72. That’s a low estimate, I know it would be at least a 90. It is in my mind, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/48 "2003-03-04T20:51:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachV \* > \*\*The girl before her? 90. > \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \* > \*\*With an ex gf: 90 \*\* I never knew I was the subject of such fantasy !!! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/49 "2003-05-07T02:35:48Z")
Mariah Carey:76 Michelle Kwan:83 ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/50 "2003-05-07T04:11:34Z")
A certain Doper: 91 A 91? I going to definitely have to try him on for uh… size. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/51 "2003-05-07T05:05:52Z")
Me and Jazzmine: 0. I kid you not. Stay away from me, you evil bitch. Me and MsRobyn: 7 Me and Guinistasia: 10 Me and K.C. Suze: 14 Me and Twickster: 19 Me and a pint of Haagen Daas: 20 (but hey, I don’t like HaagenDaas, plus I’m diabetic) Me and Halle Berry: 24 (Ok, yeah, this thing’s broken) Me and NinetyWt: 26 Me and David Hassellhoff: 32 (hey, at least you KNOW he sucks) Me and Cecil: 44 Me and Nurse Carmen: also 44. But if it’s a threesome, we’d be 88. Me and Scott Evil: 48 Me and Carrot Top: 49 (someone kill me now) Me and John Stamos: 52 (No, seriously… someone kill me now) Me and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s: 54 (screw the diabetes, some things are worth dying for) Me and Satisfying Andy Licious: 55 Me and Alvin and the Chipmunks: also 55 … rodents need not apply Me and Gazelle: 70 Me and Zenham: 74 (proving that well, it’s **not** my fault) Me and TubaDiva: 77 Me and Scylla: 79 Me and Welby: also 79 (thus proving my theory that Scylla and Welby are the same person) Me and Myself: 87. This just goes to prove that I’m a stud… but I kind of wonder why I scored less using my own name. Oh yeah, it’s because when I call out my own name during sex, it’s kind of distracting. ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/52 "2003-05-07T05:42:57Z")
Me and Salma Hayek: 86 Current GF: 35 Ex-Wife: 23 Well heck, at least I’m upward bound. Now if only Salma would lift the restraining order… –IDB ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/53 "2003-05-07T05:52:58Z")
Me and the wife: 89 Me and Cecil (he could be into that): 55 Me and The Pope: 80 The Pope and Cecil: 89! Amazing, the wife and myself along with The Pope and Cecil have the same Sex Temperature. Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/54 "2003-05-07T06:01:38Z")
Michelle Kwan and Brad Ference only scored 45! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/55 "2003-05-07T06:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenham \* > **Me and Jazzmine: 0. I kid you not. Stay away from me, you evil bitch.** Uh… wow. If I knew who the fuck you were, I’d bother to be hurt. ---
**Author:** ![SilverAngel1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@SilverAngel1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SilverAngel1970)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/56 "2003-05-07T06:56:08Z")
An 87 with someone I won’t name…NICE 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/57 "2003-05-07T07:00:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jazzmine \* > \*\*Uh… wow. If I knew who the fuck you were, I’d bother to be hurt. \*\* Heh, no offense intended, it was all in jest. I’m he poster formerly known as Vanilla Toast, if that even means anything. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/58 "2003-05-07T11:31:30Z")
**Zenham** , where the Hell is your “I changed my username” thread? **jazzmine** , Zenham’s a good guy. He just forgot the smiley. ---
**Author:** ![Sn-man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sn-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sn-man)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/59 "2003-05-07T12:48:54Z")
My wife and I got a 69 with our full names prior to marriage. Hum… a 69. 😃 We got a 92 using our everyday names. Either way, it’s all good! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/60 "2003-05-07T13:11:01Z")
In clearly definitive proof that they are two different people Me and Cecil Adams - 36 Me and Ed Zotti - 80 On another note: Me and Eve - **1** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889.md?page=4)