# The Sex Thermometer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889 "2003-03-04T00:57:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/61 "2003-05-08T04:51:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gazelle \* > \*\*Zenham, where the Hell is your “I changed my username” thread? Woof, consider me reprimanded. I’ll slink out quietly now and post my name change. Hell. I’ll even post in it in Great Debates just to piss off the philosophy majors. > [@](#): > > \*\*jazzmine, Zenham’s a good guy. He just forgot the smiley. \*\* Ack! Nooooo! chicks hate nice guys!!! Damn, you’ve just wrecked my chances with every female doper… sigh… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/62 "2003-05-08T05:39:45Z")
Me and my ex-girlfriend: 80 Me and Rose Mcgowan: 27 Me and Peewee Herman: 7 Me and the girl I’m currently pursuing: 94 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/63 "2003-05-08T06:18:31Z")
Me and Liz Hurley: 1 (Damn it!) Me and Holly Marie Combs: 37 Me and Reese Witherspoon: 44 Me and Claudia Schiffer: 61 Me and Rebecca Romijn: 62 Me and Jewel: 72 Me and Kathy Ireland: 79 Me and Norah Jones: 80 Me and Angela Saunders: 82 Me and Kelly Brook: 87 Me and Rose McGowan: 89 Me and Alyssa Milano: 92 Me and Elisha Cuthbert: 92 Me and Liv Tyler: 94 Me and Eve: 97 ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/64 "2003-05-08T10:02:08Z")
Zita and Ricky (the two dogs): 77 Zita and Bunny: 87 Zita has a stuffed bunny that she fucks. No shit, she humps the damn thing while we’re trying to watch TV, and then curls up with it. It’s disturbing. (No, she’s not spayed. Don’t ask me why, she’s not my dog.) ---
**Author:** ![blue\_poop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@blue\_poop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blue_poop)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/65 "2003-05-08T13:09:50Z")
Me and Bippy = 81 Me and Matthew Perry = 83 oh decisions, decisions… 😉 😃 ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/66 "2003-05-08T13:49:00Z")
modro and scott\_evil - 13 modro and matt\_mcl - 81 modro and Esprix - 0 (talk about a lack of chemistry or something) modro and gobear - 58 modro and swampbear - 93 modro, swampbear, and matt\_mcl - 91 modro, matt\_mcl, and Esprix - 99 I seem to do much better in 3 ways… ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/67 "2003-05-08T20:11:31Z")
me and the wife (married names): 39 me and the wife (her maiden name): 43 me and the wife (adding her middle name): **92!** me and random flame #1 (high school): 22 (then name), 85 (married name) me and random flame #2 (high school again): 80 me and random flame #3 (used to work with me): 25 (then name), 34 (married name) me and random flame #4 (now I’m getting embarassed): 0 me and neighbor #1 (does this count as stalking?): 25 me and neighbor #2 (yes, I _am_ bored): 29 I will note that, before I started dredging up the muck of the past, I tried a couple of celebrities, and barely got into the 20s with anybody. So I tried this other angle to possibly find _some_one compatible with me. And the wife’s middle name was the last one I tried – finally, a result I can be happy with. Guess I’ll have to start calling her by two names… ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/68 "2003-05-08T23:20:21Z")
Amy Chow: 82 Zhang Ziyi:8 ! Grace Park:64 My Hyun Kim:54 Jeanette Lee:76 ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/69 "2003-05-08T23:24:05Z")
erictelevision and cosmopolitan:86 (HMMM!) ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/70 "2003-05-10T07:43:50Z")
Se Ri Pak:4! Kelly Hu:88 Kristi Yamaguchi:27 Kristi+Brett Hedican(her hubby):20 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/71 "2003-05-10T08:20:24Z")
> [@](#): > > created and designed by scientists specialized in the area of erotica and sex. For years similar devices were only available for doctors in hospitals and clinics It brings tears to my eyes to know we live in such a scientific and bountiful age. God bless America! ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/72 "2003-05-10T19:23:38Z")
Audrey Quock:14 ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/73 "2003-05-10T19:30:24Z")
me w/my Doper crush:100! (using real names) ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889/74 "2003-05-10T21:38:15Z")
Lu Chen:62 Satomi Yoshida:21 would-be HS gf:4! (THAT explains it!) Would-be RL gf:41 most S FSO:96! (purely physical rel.) me:95! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sex-thermometer/158889.md?page=3)