# The sexiest cartoon characters

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426 "2000-04-20T02:02:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/21 "2000-04-20T16:52:00Z")

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I thought Jane in the Disney _Tarzan_ movie was hot. Of course, this could have a lot to do with her speaking in Minnie Driver’s voice… Mmmm…

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**Author:** ![drollman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f04885/32.png) [@drollman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drollman)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/22 "2000-04-20T20:42:00Z")

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One more vote for Jessica Rabbit

“I’d like to have sex with Jessica Rabbit…just to see if I can make her eyes pop out.” Chandler Bing, Friends

But I’d also cast a vote for Luanne on “King Of The Hill.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/23 "2000-04-20T20:47:00Z")

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Daphne from Scooby Doo.  
Josie and the Pussycats (all three of 'em)  
Nova Kane of E-Man  
Kristin Austin from the old Southern Knights comic book  
Aunt Fritzi from Nancy  
Just about any girlfriend Peter Parker ever had  
Carol Danvers (the old Ms. Marvel)

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**Author:** ![Suo\_Na](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@Suo\_Na](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suo_Na)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/24 "2000-04-20T20:48:00Z")

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/disable dignity/

Cartman lights my fart.

/enable dignity/

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**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/25 "2000-04-20T20:49:00Z")

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> Originally posted by DAYIUZ:  
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> Come on really, would any of you want a woman who does it with a rabbit?
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no… but just imagine doing it with a rabbit!! all warm and soft and fuzzy…

OH DEAR GOD!!! _hits himself in the head repeatedly_ what am I saying???

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/26 "2000-04-20T20:52:00Z")

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DAY - Hell, even _I_ would do Jessica Rabbit.

I always though He-Man was hot as hell.

I also have this thing for Laguna on Final Fantasy VIII. Does that count?

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**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/27 "2000-04-20T21:24:00Z")

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> Originally posted by DAYIUZ:  
> \*\*Come on really, would any of you want a woman who does it with a rabbit?
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Well, a woman who does it like a rabbit…

## Betty Rubble Jessica Rabbit - but just a casual thing Daphne from Scooby Doo - and her father is really rich!

The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/28 "2000-04-20T22:42:00Z")

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Last time I voted for Holly Would (from the movie “Cool World”), but I think I’ll change my vote and nominate Princess Mononoke this time. Instead of a sexy woman, a strong one that doesn’t take any crap.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/29 "2000-04-20T22:59:00Z")

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Didn’t we just do this a short time ago? I reiterate: a threesome with the Ambiguously Gay Duo. James of Team Rocket (rom Pokemon), he’s such a long-legged, bllue spiky hair’d, pretty boy, he just has to be kinky (though probably not with me, alas!). Oh, and Terry from Batman Beyond - YOW!

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/30 "2000-04-21T19:11:00Z")

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Have you ever seen Groundskeeper Willy with his shirt off? He may have been the ugliest man in Glasgow, but those abs melt my butter.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/31 "2000-04-21T20:32:00Z")

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First of all, you people are disgusting.

Second, nobody, I mean nobody, beats The Tick.

Proud to be one of you people–  
Sunshine

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/32 "2000-04-21T20:47:00Z")

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First a bit of intro.

There is this burger place in Atlanta (not sure if it is national or not) called Checkers and they have this new set of animated commercials that star this bodacious babe driving a totally hot souped up Mustang (a 60s model I would say) and she is driving this car like I would love to do and she is stacked. She is so hot. Go to [www.checkers.com](http://www.checkers.com) to see her. (She reminds me of the vision I had of Neuro on the Guy Stuff thread, ie HOT).

Also, I liked both Betty and Veronica. I also vote for Jessica Rabbit.

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/33 "2000-04-21T21:22:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by DAYIUZ:  
> Jessica Rabbit is just too much. She has that look that says,“I’m a slut, use me!”
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> Come on really, would any of you want a woman who does it with a rabbit?

I am pretty sure that Roger and Jessica Rabbit had the same sexless relationship typified by Claudia Schiffer and David Copperfield.

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In this world, you must be oh-so smart, or oh-so pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/34 "2000-04-21T23:56:00Z")

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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (Archie comics)  
April O’Neil  
Edda Burber from 9 Chickweed Lane  
Lana Lang (Superman)  
Vampirella  
Nanny Dickering, the reporter for _Cracked_ Mazagine  
Sparkle Plenty from Dick Tracy  
Satooo from Smilin’ Jack  
Sylvia

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**Author:** ![junebeetle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@junebeetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/junebeetle)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/35 "2000-04-22T06:05:00Z")

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I could never muster up much enthusiasm for Jessica Rabbit. She was too obviously sexy — the kind of woman the horny guys in my high school art class might have drawn. Her voice was awesome though. Wasn’t that Kathleen Turner?

Anyway, my personal favorite would have to be Princess Jasmine from “Aladdin”. It must be an Eastern exoticism thing because I kinda dig Mulan too. I remember seeing “Aladdin” for the first time when I was about 16 years old. My dad and I were discussing the movie on the way home from the theater when the topic turned to Princess Jasmine, at which I must have started stumbling over my words (as I often do when embarrassed). He looked at me kinda funny and said “I know, I fell in love with her too”.

That was very strange coming from my dad. He’s not the kind of man you would picture developing crushes on Disney characters — or admitting it. Anyway, my cheeks must’ve turn bright red, because he changed the subject right away.

I actually learned how to draw her pretty well, although I never attempted to draw her without clothing. There’s something really creepy about that, like I’d be violating her or something.

Another cartoon character that rocked my boat was Tarna from “Heavy Metal”. “Heavy Metal” was a series of animated vignettes made in the early 80’s and geared toward the hormonal crowd (lots of gory violence and animated T&A). For the most part the animation was pretty sucky, but the last segment was about this incredibly sexy warrior woman who never spoke. She rode on the back of this giant birdlike creature and kicked some pretty serious ass with a broadsword. I was entranced by her.

–JB

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**Author:** ![Steve-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecc23a/32.png) [@Steve-o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve-o)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/36 "2000-04-22T06:27:00Z")

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Gotta go with Marry Jane of Spiderman fame. I just have a thing for readheads.

#12 yay 😃

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**Author:** ![smilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/48db29/32.png) [@smilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smilla)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/37 "2000-04-22T18:57:00Z")

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Trent from “Daria” is pretty sexy, but really now, I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Bruce Wayne/Batman (from the original cartoon).

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**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/38 "2000-04-22T19:08:00Z")

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Holly Wood

## Damn…I feel funny just thinking about her.

“Clatu, Verrata…nector?..neck-tie?”

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/39 "2000-04-23T01:13:00Z")

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I like Laguna AND Irvine from Final Fantasy VIII. How about Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII? Truth be told, that’s the only reason I watched my BF play those games for hours and hours and hours…he he  
I also agree that Bugs is the sexiest non-person cartoon.  
Anybody remember Peter from the Ghostbusters cartoon? I liked him A LOT…but my favorite is The Beast from Beauty and the Beast both before and after he changed into a human. 🙂

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The things that I do…” Elton John  
“People try to tell me thoughts they cannot defend…” The Moody Blues  
“To start, press any key. Where’s the any key?” Homer Simpson.

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**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/40 "2000-04-23T01:30:00Z")

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777: thanks for thr site. Hot, true, but not quite up to Jessica or Holly.

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