# The sexiest cartoon characters

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426 "2000-04-20T02:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/41 "2000-04-23T02:04:00Z")

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I have a mild crush on Space Ghost. Not the easiest guy to talk to, of course, but that tights and cape look just works 🙂

Catrandom

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**Author:** ![Greyson3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/258eb7/32.png) [@Greyson3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greyson3)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/42 "2000-04-23T03:39:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Catrandom:  
> \*\*I have a mild crush on Space Ghost. Not the easiest guy to talk to, of course, but that tights and cape look just works 🙂
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> Catrandom\*\*

I don’t think he’ll ever get over the whole Miss Nesbitt thing. Or figure out what “doing sex” means. His evil brother Chad is pretty with it, though.

Personally, I think Moltar is kind of hot. (Har.) But he has a lava-wife and lava-kids.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/43 "2000-04-23T04:45:00Z")

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Late entries from the comic world:

Ice (from Justice League International - I cried when she died)

But those of you who have never read Platinum Grit (a rather obscure and rare comic) will never know the ambiguous joy of fantasising about Nils. Whatta woman!!

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“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, “it means  
just what I choose it to mean – neither more nor less.” -Lewis Carroll

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/44 "2000-04-23T04:55:00Z")

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I can’t believe no one has said Cheetara from the Thundercats.

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**Author:** ![The\_gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/45 "2000-04-23T07:09:00Z")

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Trying not to be as ordinary and unoriginal, like those before (sorry) I have to pick someone that’s not a Jessica Rabbit and NOT a Betty Boop. No, the person I would have to say struck a note with me in the past is none other than Julie. You know, Julie, from the MTV cartoon series “The Maxx” Anyone remember that one?! About the Bumb in the purple costume that went around beating up make believe psychopaths and the little black guys, who was taken in by the kind and attractive criminal social worker named…Julie!

## Thank you, I have spoken

_ **The World Has Moved On** _

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/46 "2000-04-24T05:38:00Z")

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The Baroness, from G.I. Joe.

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“There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail; nor no railing in a known discreet man, though he do nothing but reprove.”  
Countess Olivia to Malvolio; William Shakespeare’s _Twelfth Night_, Act 1, Scene 5.

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/47 "2000-04-23T18:26:00Z")

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Who do I like? Well I have to go with

Darien aka Tuxedo Mask aka Moonlight Knight aka Prince Endymion from Sailor Moon. (Though I have gotten into a fight over which is better. Tuxedo Mask of Moonlight Knight)  
Robin Hood (You know the fox from the Disney movie? He’s good one)  
Captain Shang (Mulan when he takes off his shirt _drools_)  
I’m for the Beast as well. Both before AND after the change he looks good.  
James from Pokemon _nods_ Yes hes a looker as well.  
Captain John Smith from Pocahontas. Rugged good looks. Loves the outdoors and what a voice!

Um thats all I can think of right now but if I think of more I’ll be back.

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Never run from anything immortal, it attracts their attention.

_Brought to you by the Amazon woman of Canada._

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/48 "2000-04-23T19:10:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Sunshine:  
> \*\*nobody, I mean nobody, beats The Tick.  
> \*\*

I’m with ya, sister!

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TV Reporter: Can you destroy the earth?  
The Tick: I hope not. That’s where I keep all my stuff!

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/49 "2000-04-24T01:26:00Z")

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Ok, ok… I know it couldn’t have been intended to be what it looks like, but everyone on #StraightDope agrees that this puts Luann in a whole new light.

From the 04/21/00 Chicago Sun-Times: [http://www.inil.com/users/edamoth/comic.jpg](http://www.inil.com/users/edamoth/comic.jpg)

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/50 "2000-04-24T01:32:00Z")

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Zap Brannigan (Futurama) - wears the shortest skirt you’ll ever see on a man, whoo-hoo, baby, do those legs go all the way up?

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**Author:** ![Rift](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rift](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rift)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/51 "2000-04-26T07:54:00Z")

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Definately **NILS** from **Platinum Grit**!.. she had attitude.

Since most of you will have no idea who that is (and are missing out on a great little comic) the following links will enlighten:

There’s an issue on-line at: [http://www.zip.com.au/~surly/](http://www.zip.com.au/~surly/)

or for just a quick peek: [http://members.tripod.com/~farry/Nils.jpg](http://members.tripod.com/~farry/Nils.jpg)

and for those interested in the story (and another pic of nils) the issue summaries are at: [http://www23.pair.com/ozcomics/numbat.html](http://www23.pair.com/ozcomics/numbat.html)

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**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/52 "2000-04-26T10:53:00Z")

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ok … will go and look at the nils references and see what I am missing … I can’t believe I have been so modern day with this …

Princess from “Battle of the Planets!”

cute, futuristic, feisty, wears a cape, and likes hanging out with the guys.

I still prefer Ariel though … Pocahontass comes close … you can’t compete with controlling the wind.

Shortly after that would have to be Betty from Archie fame. I agree with all the above comments.

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Am I still sick and twisted if I acknowledge such and am on the 12 step program??

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**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/53 "2000-04-26T11:08:00Z")

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OK \>\>\>

NILS is definitely HOT!

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**Author:** ![skingraftat75mph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@skingraftat75mph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skingraftat75mph)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/54 "2000-04-26T20:13:00Z")

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Maude Flanders. She’s such a fox…

I will definitely back up Day on Rouge from the X-Men, assuming we’re thinking of the same person (haven’t even looked at a comic book in ages). Blue/black hair, usually pulled back but for a few loose whisps falling into her face? If so, yum. I also recall a cover featuring Storm standing in the rain, eyes closed, lips slightly parted… oh me, hang on a second.

And while only animated in my perverted fantasies, the image on those new Sacajawea dollars certainly isn’t hard on the eyes.

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**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/55 "2000-04-27T00:23:00Z")

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The Beast from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast after he turned back into a man always made me feel kinda funny…heh. Also, and this is really bizarre, Darkwing Duck. There’s just something about him…

SUCK GAS EVILDOER!

Hehe…I love it.

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**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/56 "2000-04-27T00:31:00Z")

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The Beast from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast after he turned back into a man always made me feel kinda funny…heh. Also, and this is really bizarre, Darkwing Duck. There’s just something about him…

SUCK GAS EVILDOER!

Hehe…I love it.

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**Author:** ![Merlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@Merlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merlyn)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/57 "2000-04-27T05:58:00Z")

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Ok , i have to put two characters forward that NO-ONE has said  
1.Fairchild - from Gen-13 , what a goddess  
2.Death - from DC/Vertigo , what person could deny such a cute goth chick like her

well , that’s my 2 cents 🙂

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/58 "2000-05-17T06:39:11Z")

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One can only hope the end features a babe like DC’s death…

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**Author:** ![Koffing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Koffing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koffing)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/59 "2000-05-17T07:50:11Z")

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Dot Matrix from ReBoot. Is it wrong to fall in love with a CG character?

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**Author:** ![Geenius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Geenius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geenius)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/60 "2000-05-17T13:46:28Z")

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When I was about 10 or 11, I had the serious hots for the younger girl on _Clue Club_ … “I know, I’m _only 13!_”

Nowadays, it’d have to be Anne Merkel from Kyle Baker’s _Why I Hate Saturn._ Or Linda Obermeyer from Kyle Baker’s _The Cowboy Wally Show._ Or Helen from Kyle Baker’s _You Are Here._

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