# The sexiest cartoon characters

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426 "2000-04-20T02:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Geenius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Geenius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geenius)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/61 "2000-05-17T13:47:53Z")

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Addendum: Or the college-age Lisa Simpson in the episode in which she imagines herself getting engaged to some stylin’ British guy.

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**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/62 "2000-05-17T13:51:11Z")

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Maybe I haven’t been paying attention here, but has _no-one_ mentioned Amy Wong (Futurama)?

picmr

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/63 "2000-05-18T00:25:14Z")

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OK, presuming that anime counts (and several folks have mentioned Sailor Moon), then there’s absolutely no question that the hottest animated female is Kagero from _Jubei Ninpocho_ (aka _Ninja Scroll_ or _Wind River Ninja_).  
As far as computer-generated babes, it’s pretty much a toss-up between Lara Croft and the Blue Valkyrie from Gauntlet Legends, although neither one measures up to Kagero.

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/64 "2000-05-18T00:36:21Z")

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Sweet Polly Purebred. Absolutely. And if Polly WAS in trouble, I wouldn’t be slow either.

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**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/65 "2000-05-18T03:22:36Z")

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I’m reminded of the episode of “Red Dwarf” where Lister and the Cat are so bored that they are fantisizing over Whilma Flintstone. Finally they realise that it’s pointless fantisizing over a cartoon character.

I mean come on. Whilma is never going to leave Fred.

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**Author:** ![Elthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Elthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elthia)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/66 "2000-05-18T04:59:42Z")

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I agree about bugs being the sexiest non-human. Well, except maybe Devilman. No, he beats devilman even.

human/demihumans?

-Sephiroth  
-Mephisto from Demon City: Shinjuku  
-Darkside Blues (the ‘prince’ himself)  
-Touga from Utena (I can’t help it, even if he IS an ass, he’s sexy - too bad he’s an ass)  
(sensing a theme here? _grin_)

Jessica Rabbit was sexy, definitely, but too much Out about it.

Wolverine. His body was a bit bulky for my tastes, and I don’t usually go for facial hair, but _that_ mind… _Drool_  
In a similar way, I really liked Hank (the Beast, the blue guy).

Gambit was sexy, but if I met one like him in rl I’d have to smack him - hard. A lot.

Superman. Come on. He can fly. I don’t care about the pecs (much - he was a bit much with em). He can FLY! And I could wear panties that say ‘I know you’re watching’ and have him SEE them! LOL

Mulan. She kicks ass, is really smart and good in a pinch, and she’s CUTE. Captain Li isn’t bad either (they call him Li Shang, his first name would be Shang then, as his father was General Li?)

Oh, and Bruce Wayne does it for me bigtime. He’s sexy, he’s cool, he’s collected, he’s genius-level smart, and he DOES HIS HOMEWORK. _laugh_

(and slinger, I loved Julie 🙂 But that was almost platonic, she’s _relateable_)

-Elthia

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**Author:** ![Elthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Elthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elthia)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/67 "2000-05-18T05:01:24Z")

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Oh, and Nightcrawler. I looooved Nightcrawler. He’s so cute, and funny, and _agile_. Nice bod, too 🙂

-Elthia

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**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/68 "2003-01-26T18:51:53Z")

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Ok here’s my list:

Movies:  
Dimitri from Anastasia… HOT  
Prince Phillip from Sleeping Beauty. He’s all about the Black and Khakies. Word.  
also that guy from Mulan. Yeah he’s pretty ripped.

Shows:  
Trent from Daria, by far  
I liked Tom too.

Comics:  
Ok wow, Batman. totally wanna do it in the bat mobile. Yeah man. He’s hot.  
Also Peter Parker. I have a thing for nerds.  
Wolverine, yeah word, he’s a beast.  
But most especially Bat man. what a man.

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**Author:** ![1ofthegulls](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/bcef8e/32.png) [@1ofthegulls](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1ofthegulls)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/69 "2003-01-26T19:15:56Z")

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Peppy Le Pew. A true “man” of romance and I’m into the accent.

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/70 "2003-01-27T01:59:59Z")

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The Baroness without a doubt,  
the birans the accent and that long dark hair ROWR.

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/71 "2003-01-27T02:03:07Z")

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See? she gets me so worked up i can’t spell.

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/72 "2003-01-27T04:02:38Z")

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Guys: Wonder Woman or Mulan

Girls: He-man or The Beast

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/73 "2003-01-27T12:09:09Z")

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I’ve got a thing for Kim Possible.

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/74 "2003-01-27T12:46:36Z")

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Cherry Poptart, hands down. Although her mother runs a close second.

Even after the Pop Tarts people went after Larry Welz to get their product name off his X-rated comics…

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/75 "2003-01-27T13:08:24Z")

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Kindaichi Hajime, from Kindaichi Shonen no Jikembo. He’s so cute… _sigh_

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/76 "2003-01-27T14:11:15Z")

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Samauri Jack. Hands down winner.

_drool_

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**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/77 "2003-01-27T14:24:21Z")

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Come on ladies - Johnny Bravo!!

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/78 "2003-01-27T14:43:52Z")

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If I say all three of the PowerPuff girls, does that make me a pervert?

Mmmmmm … Bubbles …

It’s those big eyes, dammit!

(Yeesh … not all three at the same time … that _would_ make me a pervert!)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiest-cartoon-characters/16426/79 "2003-01-27T15:32:11Z")

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**Jessica Rabbit** , of course. I’d go for **Betty Boop** , too, except that I hate those child-like virtually mouthless “Hello Kitty” faces.  
As for whether or not Jessica and Roger got it on – of course they did. They had a kid, a boy who took more after Jessica than Roger, and looked human. In gratitude, they named him after Eddie Valiant, and years later he became a popular singer.

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