# The sexiness of male names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 22, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114 "2003-09-22T16:07:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/1 "2003-09-22T16:07:44Z")

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Just a companion thread to the female one…

My list is:

Sean  
Simon  
Xavier  
Antonio (as well as several other Spanish names)  
Liam  
Sebastian  
Blaise  
Surname-type names (Carson, Carter, Porter, Stewart, etc.)  
Patrick  
Nicholas  
Colin

What are your favorites?

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**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/2 "2003-09-22T16:15:17Z")

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I’ve already mentioned this on the previous thread but:

Jake  
Leo  
Alex  
Tom  
Jack  
Harry

I agree with you on Patrick and Sebastian though. Apparently, if I’d been a boy I’d have been called Patrick.

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**Author:** ![mipiace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@mipiace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mipiace)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/3 "2003-09-22T16:58:03Z")

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Brian is my all time favorite - I’ve dated three but just names I like

Alex  
Eric  
Garret  
Daniel  
Evan

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/4 "2003-09-22T17:06:30Z")

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Something tells me “Frank” isn’t going to make the list.

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**Author:** ![CaptBushido](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@CaptBushido](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptBushido)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/5 "2003-09-22T17:09:13Z")

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I can tell you what the most UN-sexy male name is: **Roger**.

Believe me, I know.

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**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/6 "2003-09-22T17:10:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Angel Heart \*  
> \*\*  
> Blaise
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Blaise?! You might as well add Thibault to your list.

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**Author:** ![Shrinking\_Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Shrinking\_Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shrinking_Violet)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/7 "2003-09-22T17:22:13Z")

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Michael  
James  
Lewis  
Kieran  
Nicholas  
Connor  
Nathan  
Daniel  
Niall  
Adam  
Matthew  
Aidan

All sexy names, NONE of which should be used in their shortened forms … although I’ll make an exception for my dearly beloved, Mike 😉

Julie

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/8 "2003-09-22T19:06:18Z")

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I really like stuff with a Celtic flair to it… you already took Liam and Sean on me!

But I have to admit I have a thing for Seamus…

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/9 "2003-09-22T19:08:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Obsidian Flutterby_  
> I really like stuff with a Celtic flair to it…

So does everyone on this thread so far, apparently.

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**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/10 "2003-09-22T19:51:09Z")

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Kevin  
Matt  
Stephen  
Jacob  
Ethan  
Brian  
David  
Mark

The classic names are the best. They just seem… solid.

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**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/11 "2003-09-22T19:53:11Z")

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wow, it only took 4 lists for me to make it. And I even got a shortened version exemption.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/12 "2003-09-22T19:58:50Z")

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Sadly, I’ll never make the list. Mine, spelled the way it is, is not very common and never has been, unless one is German.

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/13 "2003-09-22T20:05:32Z")

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I’ve got an extreme fondness for the name Sean, but that may be personal bias because that was the name of my first (and only so far) boyfriend. Others:

Eric (had a crush on three different Erics in high school)  
Lucas  
Isaac  
Adam  
Jordan  
Taylor  
Ashley (I know the last three are more often used as “girl names” these days, but I just loove them on guys.)

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**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/14 "2003-09-22T20:24:44Z")

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Alastair, Alexander  
Benjamin, Benedict  
Brendan  
Campbell  
Christian  
Dominic  
Douglas  
Dylan  
Eric  
Fergus  
Gareth  
Guy  
Jared  
Kenneth  
Llewellyn  
Maxwell, Maximilian  
Pierce  
Quentin  
Reuben  
Solomon

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**Author:** ![ThatDuckIsEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@ThatDuckIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThatDuckIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/15 "2003-09-22T20:39:48Z")

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so classic is sexy for male, but not for female. (according to the sister thread about sexy female names)

sad

::taking my knitting and my granny name to another corner of the Board::  
emily

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**Author:** ![Dawne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Dawne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dawne)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/16 "2003-09-22T20:40:02Z")

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I like Dylan, Anderson and Darren

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/17 "2003-09-22T21:29:42Z")

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Still no “Frank”. I’ll check back in later when the women with good taste sign on.

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**Author:** ![Slainte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Slainte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slainte)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/18 "2003-09-22T21:53:57Z")

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Michael 😉  
Alex  
Andrew  
Nick

And just because I have good taste… Frank 😛

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/19 "2003-09-22T22:59:07Z")

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Christian  
Michael  
Anything that shortens to “Tre” or “Taye”  
Luc  
Patrick  
Antonio  
Jono as a nickname for Jonathan (granted, that’s based on one sexy South African :D)

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**Author:** ![Black\_Train\_Song](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4da419/32.png) [@Black\_Train\_Song](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Train_Song)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sexiness-of-male-names/203114/20 "2003-09-22T23:26:04Z")

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Yes!😛

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