The Shakespeare adaptations you'd love to see

I love Et tu, Muthafucka? I can totally visualize Big C and his homey Marko squaring off against Brute and his gang in an East Coast vs. West Coast style feud. Maybe Cleo and Calpurnia could have cameos as Big C’s stripper girlfriends. Kinda like West Side Story, only with less ballet and more bloodshed. Could be fun.

imagines Big C and Brute tying their wrists together before a knife-fight as Michael Jackson’s “Bad” plays in the background