# The Sigs Only Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776 "2003-10-06T00:00:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/21 "2003-10-06T01:37:55Z")
On the[The Godfather board](http://www.thegodfathertrilogy.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi) it is: _A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than 100 men with guns_
Here it is:
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### Author:  [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/22 "2003-10-06T01:40:07Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by 5 time champ \*
> \*\*On the[The Godfather board](http://www.thegodfathertrilogy.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi) it is: _A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than 100 men with guns_
>
> Here it is: \*\*
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### Author:  [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/23 "2003-10-06T01:40:49Z")
Crap! I clicked it!
I’ll try again.
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### Author:  [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/24 "2003-10-06T01:41:55Z")
This is ridiculous. (sigh)
Once MORE.
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### Author:  [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/25 "2003-10-06T01:53:12Z")
I think I have one…
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/26 "2003-10-06T02:00:50Z")
I’m not sure what’s there at the moment. Someone here gave me this one in a thread about superfpowers, I think, awhile back:
Arden Ranger, sworn protector of the forest and all the woodland creatures. Able to mimic the surroundings and become invisible to her foes. She swings through the trees and swims through the rivers and is deadly with her trusty crossbow!
I use it ocassionally on another board where I also have this in rotation:
I think it was Churchill who said “Though enticing, the clattering call of the dice does not diminish the monstrosity of certain uncivilized gamer-nerd bitches.” Or something like that. ~J. Cole.
Men are useful, but too high-maintenance. I’d rather just rent than own.
My subconscious can beat up your subconscious ~Hardygrrl
ANYA: I like you. You’re funny, and you’re nicely shaped. And frankly, it’s ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not… interlock. Please remove your clothing now.
“My friends need to be punished.” _~ Lilo & Stitch_
“Neega Na La Kweesta!”
_One cloud is enough to eclipse all the sun._ ~Thomas Fuller
“Oh Bother!” said Pooh, as C’thulhu arose and ate him.
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature maching gun. ~ Matt Groening, Life is Hell
**Neo Taoist Techno Pagan.** I worship the Holy Motherboard.
“To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy.” – MIT Assassination Club
I’m sprawled across the Davenport of Despair. ~W. Zevon
Free the [West Memphis Three](http://www.wm3.org/)
“Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and X-Ray Vision.”
“The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd.” ~Blackadder
And I have several from the site this comes from:
Day 1,001,056. “V. bored in Barad-Dur. Nothing to do but play Scrabble with Orcs. Is v. annoying as Orcs only know Black Speech of Mordor. You try spelling Azg Nazg Gimbatul for a triple word score. Yeah, I didn’t think so.” [Secret Diary of Ringwraith #5](http://home.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/)
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### Author:  [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/27 "2003-10-06T02:04:20Z")
Let me blow the dust off of it.
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### Author:  [@Melandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melandry)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/28 "2003-10-06T02:32:22Z")
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/29 "2003-10-06T02:36:28Z")
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### Author:  [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/30 "2003-10-06T03:06:21Z")
I don’t remember what it is, so here goes…
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### Author:  [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/31 "2003-10-06T03:19:45Z")
I’m hungry.
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### Author:  [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/32 "2003-10-06T03:20:48Z")
Shit, I deleted my sig!
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### Author:  [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/33 "2003-10-06T03:29:31Z")
C code.
C code run.
Run, code, run.
PLEASE!!!
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### Author:  [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/34 "2003-10-06T03:34:31Z")
* * *
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### Author:  [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/35 "2003-10-06T04:00:03Z")
\*\*
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### Author:  [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/36 "2003-10-06T04:04:55Z")
Mine came from a 2002 interview with the man. Given that I’m trying to make some kind of impression with my fiction writing, I found it comforting.
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### Author:  [@Waenara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waenara)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/37 "2003-10-06T04:09:07Z")
🙂
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### Author:  [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/38 "2003-10-06T04:09:12Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*
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It’s vivalostwages. Vivalostwages.
Not Lost Twages.
Not Goo!
😃
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### Author:  [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/39 "2003-10-06T04:12:01Z")
Probably by far the two best posts I have written…
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### Author:  [@MonkeyMule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMule)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/40 "2003-10-06T04:15:57Z")
Damn, I can’t beilve my sig owns you all with such ease.
it’s hard work being this good
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