# The Sigs Only Thread
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [October 6, 2003, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776 "2003-10-06T00:00:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/101 "2003-10-08T00:07:26Z")
Same one I’ve had here since the beginning. On another board, I use:
“All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.”
–Homer J. Simpson
\*Sorry **Cajun Man**. I have the habit of automatically clicking the “show signature” box with every post, regardless of whether I’ve already posted before in the thread.
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### Author:  [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/102 "2003-10-08T00:47:12Z")
Literal Translation “Anything said in Latin sounds profound.”
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### Author:  [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)
#### Post date: [October 8, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/103 "2003-10-08T03:59:02Z")
My sig won’t mean anything to anyone who isn’t a Cramps fan.
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### Author:  [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/104 "2003-10-09T07:40:25Z")
😃
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### Author:  [@Innanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Innanna)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2003, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/105 "2003-10-09T10:52:44Z")
!
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### Author:  [@Raymond\_Luxury\_Yacht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raymond_Luxury_Yacht)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/106 "2003-10-09T18:15:38Z")
Lisa,
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### Author:  [@FreeRange\_Maniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FreeRange_Maniac)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/107 "2003-10-09T18:36:37Z")
This is my current one
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### Author:  [@The\_Composer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Composer)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/108 "2003-10-09T19:07:06Z")
😃
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [October 9, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/109 "2003-10-09T20:05:23Z")
Thanks for your cooperation, **Ayesha**.
Let’s try this again, for those of you who didn’t read my post at the top of the second page of this thread. Profile signatures are to be no longer than four (4) lines (including blank lines). Signatures are to be displayed no more than once per thread (once per page, at most).
**BlueMit11** , **vivalostwages** , **swampbear** , **whuckfistle** , **Meatros** , **aryk29**. . . please edit your signatures accordingly.
> [@](#):
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> \*Sorry **Cajun Man**. I have the habit of automatically clicking the “show signature” box with every post, regardless of whether I’ve already posted before in the thread.
Please adjust your habit in compliance with the signature guidelines, **Lisa-go-Blind**.
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**Cajun Man** ~ SDMB Moderator
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### Author:  [@LadySybil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadySybil)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/110 "2003-10-13T21:03:50Z")
Mine is taken from one of my favorite books, \* The Fifth Elephant \* by Terry Pratchett.
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/111 "2003-10-14T04:24:09Z")
Here’s mine. It’s adapted from a “return receipt” I got from someone’s email server. (And once I change it, this explanation will make no sense. :D)
Hell, I’ll quote it in the post…
> [@](#):
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> Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
> _This is a reply to the message that you posted on the SDMB. This post only acknowledges that the message was displayed on the poster’s computer. There is no guarantee that the poster has read or understood the message contents._
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/112 "2003-10-17T23:22:35Z")
Now, how many lines do you guys see?
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### Author:  [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/113 "2003-10-17T23:23:39Z")
Okay, it went away after I previewed. So, I guess the answer is “none.”
🙂
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### Author:  [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/114 "2003-10-18T02:55:43Z")
look down
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### Author:  [@barb\_b](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/barb_b)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/115 "2003-10-18T15:15:22Z")
test
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### Author:  [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/116 "2003-10-18T19:07:54Z")
I change mine pretty frequently, and then never use it, but it amuses me to do so, so why not.
BTW **Rhaeven** that’s **Gr8Kat** ’s sig.
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### Author:  [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/117 "2003-10-18T19:42:56Z")
Here’s mine.
Robin
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### Author:  [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/118 "2003-10-18T23:31:59Z")
Click here for naked girls.
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### Author:  [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/119 "2003-10-19T04:34:25Z")
ok.
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### Author:  [@Beardedcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beardedcrow)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sigs-only-thread/205776/120 "2003-10-19T06:07:27Z")
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