# The SIH (Suffer in Hell) Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 13, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217 "2024-04-13T02:46:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/141 "2025-11-04T13:11:11Z")

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Oh yeah, thanks for having the energy. 😉

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/142 "2025-11-04T13:51:42Z")

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I heard the Grim Reaper was actually aiming at a quail.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/143 "2025-11-04T14:14:38Z")

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That was good!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2025, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/144 "2025-11-04T16:02:16Z")

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It made me laugh. Join you in that handbasket?

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2025, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/145 "2025-11-05T20:21:40Z")

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Christopher Scholtes left his 2-year-old daughter to die in his driveway, and his other two children unattended, to play video games, after being seen on camera shoplifting beer. (And their mother is/was an ER physician!) He also had a teenage daughter at the time who had type 1 diabetes, and he would do the same thing with her when she “visited.” And he was allowed to bond out, and even took a trip to Maui with his family in the meantime!

He was found dead today, when he didn’t show up for his sentencing. It’s presumed to be a suicide, but authorities do need to do their jobs. Guess at least he can’t bamboozle another woman into siring some neglected children with her.

> **[Man convicted in daughter’s hot car death in Marana found dead in Phoenix](https://www.azfamily.com/2025/11/05/man-convicted-daughters-hot-car-death-marana-found-dead-phoenix/)**
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> An Arizona man at the center of a high-profile case for his young daughter’s death in a hot car last summer was found dead from apparent suicide in Phoenix on Wednesday morning, authorities confirmed.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/146 "2025-11-06T07:11:44Z")

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It’s nice when the trash takes itself out.

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**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2025, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/147 "2025-11-06T23:49:46Z")

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Thanks for the post. I watched it last night.

When I saw that literally hundreds of reporters and other non-law enforcement bystanders showed up during the standoff, all I could think is that he could potentially have taken out many more people than he actually did.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2025, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/148 "2025-11-08T05:02:24Z")

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This is a milder suffer in hell given some of the people in the thread, and yet:

[https://www.npr.org/2025/11/07/nx-s1-5144654/james-watson-dna-double-helix-dies](https://www.npr.org/2025/11/07/nx-s1-5144654/james-watson-dna-double-helix-dies)

There are two reasons I pretty much hate this guy:

1. Not only did he and Crick rely on Rosalind Franklin’s famous double helix photograph without her knowledge, but he mocked her in his autobiography and never gave her credit for her contributions.
2. All the shit he said about race and genetic determinism later in his life. Fuck him.

We revere scientists and believe their hagiographies all too easily sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/149 "2025-11-10T10:15:58Z")

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The obituary on James Watson everyone should read is the one by Sharon Begley. What makes it particularly notable is that she died four years ago, but made damn sure she got the last word in.

> **[James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers](https://www.statnews.com/2025/11/07/james-watson-remembrance-from-dna-pioneer-to-pariah/)**
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> James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.

This is shade-throwing at boss level.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2025, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/150 "2025-11-10T13:46:14Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> What makes it particularly notable is that she died four years ago, but made damn sure she got the last word in.

It was obvious that things were not going to change.

And it is impressive how well she captures what drove him and drives many others, in many other fields. “I bet big against conventional wisdom, and was right; ergo that must always be the case.” And then the total lack of sense of irony in assuming you’re now owed the role of being the authority who can gatekeep the issue.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/151 "2026-01-13T16:18:30Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> Just putting a bookmark here.

There’s a [thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-adams-says-he-is-dying-died-january-13th-2026-at-age-68/1018677) in Cafe Society, but this hateful man is gone, and I saved a spot for him here.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/152 "2026-01-13T16:26:42Z")

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trump, as usual, reliably to be trusted. Who knew that saving people’s lives was so difficult? But in two weeks time he’ll do something about it.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2026, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/153 "2026-01-13T17:57:40Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> > [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> > Just putting a bookmark here.
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> There’s a [thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/scott-adams-says-he-is-dying-died-january-13th-2026-at-age-68/1018677) in Cafe Society, but this hateful man is gone, and I saved a spot for him here.

I’ll bet he’s wishing he was only facing Phil over in Heck.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/154 "2026-05-27T18:32:13Z")

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I don’t want anyone to suffer in hell. Imprisioned in Mar-a-Lago would be ok for some of them though. Oh, no cell phones allowed.

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**Author:** ![Dag\_Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@Dag\_Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dag_Otto)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/155 "2026-05-27T19:13:04Z")

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What, you gonna waste this perfectly good hell? It was made for a reason, you really ought to use it.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/156 "2026-05-27T19:27:12Z")

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Oh no, I’ll put ~~Melanie~~ Melania in charge. That would be quite the hell for Donnie.

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**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/157 "2026-05-27T20:02:55Z")

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You misspelled **[Mazikeen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazikeen)**. But indeed: that’s her.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/158 "2026-05-27T22:48:06Z")

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> You misspelled **[Mazikeen](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazikeen)**.

I loved her in _Lucifer_.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/159 "2026-05-28T02:21:13Z")

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That was my first thought, followed by “Melania should be so lucky”.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/160 "2026-07-12T11:50:47Z")

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> **[Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close Trump ally, dies after a brief and unexpected...](https://apnews.com/article/lindsey-graham-dies-south-carolina-bfa556e170f2df22ce9ffc7165da3dfa)**
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> Sen. Lindsey Graham, a close ally of President Donald Trump, has died after a brief illness, according to his office. The South Carolina Republican was 71.

A detestably hateful little lickspittle finds his true home.

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