# The SIH (Suffer in Hell) Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 13, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217 "2024-04-13T02:46:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/161 "2026-07-13T03:22:21Z")

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He died of an aortic rupture. His heart was so hard that it cracked. But he got to experience the pain of completely useless CPR in his last minutes, so there’s that.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2026, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/162 "2026-07-13T03:54:30Z")

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"And what happened then? Well…in Whoville they say,

"That the Graham’s small heart Grew three sizes that day!

“And ruptured, so on the floor he lay.”

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/163 "2026-10-07T16:40:45Z")

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I am a little late to post this, but hopefully this man is already roasting.

> **[Disgraced former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/disgraced-former-house-speaker-dennis-hastert-dies-84-rcna145700)**
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> The Illinois Republican, the longest-serving GOP speaker in U.S. history, was sentenced to 15 months in prison after leaving Congress for scheming to cover up child molestation accusations.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2026, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sih-suffer-in-hell-thread/1000217/164 "2026-10-07T18:08:53Z")

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Jim Bakker’s recent demise is being suitable toasted in a dedicated thread over here:

> [@Jim Bakker of PTL Club fame, dead at 86](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jim-bakker-of-ptl-club-fame-dead-at-86/1033620):
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> And so it goes. Not sure what to say about this other than, hopefully he and Tammy Fay are reunited in their proper place.

But it totally deserves an entry here too.

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