# The Silo Banning, Continued.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 5, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339 "2001-07-05T13:05:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/1 "2001-07-05T13:05:56Z")

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This is a continuation of the discussion from [To Members of the SDMB: Another one bites the dust. Are you next?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=76571&pagenumber=6).

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/2 "2001-07-05T13:14:16Z")

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Hiya John, ya old Nazi. 😃

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/3 "2001-07-05T13:15:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*Hiya John, ya old Nazi. 😃 \*\*

Damn! Beat me to it!

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/4 "2001-07-05T13:27:32Z")

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So, when is Henman playing Silo?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/5 "2001-07-05T13:33:31Z")

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Silo was beaten by Ivanisevic yesterday. Try to keep up, will ya?

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/6 "2001-07-05T13:38:12Z")

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Yeah, but neither of them do so well on grass …

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**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/7 "2001-07-05T13:40:44Z")

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See, that’s what _I_ don’t understand. They keep telling me, “So-and-so is better on grass.” I _don’t_ understand that. Seems to me, if someone’s on grass, it’ll be next to impossible for them to win. Y’know, the ball will be flying, and they’ll be all, “Dude, look at the _colors_”, and boom, out in six. I _can’t_ see how anyone would do better on grass.  
Oh, and thanks to Diane and pezpunk!

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/8 "2001-07-05T13:40:46Z")

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I don’t think anyone plays well on grass, so it’s best to Just Say No. 😃

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/9 "2001-07-05T13:49:58Z")

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Ya gotta love a complete hijack of a thread by the second post.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/10 "2001-07-05T14:02:42Z")

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BTW, heard the one about…What’s the difference between Nazi Carrodo and the Centre Court at Wimbledon ?

A - Centre Court still has a few tufts up the middle.  
(Sorry, John. Just too good to miss)

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/11 "2001-07-05T14:08:55Z")

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Damnit folks, show some respect! Here you are making tennis jokes, when this thread was started so that we could all go making the exact some points over and over, talking past each other and repeating ourselves in a vain and utterly futile attempt to win the other side over to our point of view.

Damnit, if it takes another five pages or another fifty, _we will not be stopped._

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/12 "2001-07-05T14:26:10Z")

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Hey, I don’t really watch much tennis, but I brought a sun-hat, a case of Harp and some chips. Mind if I join in?

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/13 "2001-07-05T14:28:04Z")

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> Oh, and thanks to Diane and pezpunk!

Don’t mention it, Buddy. Anytime. 🙂

Cranky is right! Dangit people, exhibit some honor! Here you are creating sports cracks, when this conversation was began so that we could continue making the precise same points again and again, speaking around one other and duplicating ourselves in an inefficiant and completely barren exertion to succeed the opposing faction over to our way of thing.

Dangit, if it causes another 5 screens or another 50, we will not be halted.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/14 "2001-07-05T14:35:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> \*\*Damnit folks, show some respect! Here you are making tennis jokes, when this thread was started so that we could all go making the exact some points over and over, talking past each other and repeating ourselves in a vain and utterly futile attempt to win the other side over to our point of view.
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> Damnit, if it takes another five pages or another fifty, _we will not be stopped._ \*\*

And dammit, we didn’t get a meltdown! We can’t have a banning without at least one other poster melting down and going out in an insane blaze of glory!

If someone doesn’t do it soon, I’m gonna explode!

Fenris (on the brink)

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**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/15 "2001-07-05T14:38:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jester \*  
> \*\*Hey, I don’t really watch much tennis, but I brought a sun-hat, a case of Harp and some chips. Mind if I join in? \*\*

Ooooooh, Harp. You are now my new best friend.

So what do you guys make of the recent announcement that Venus is allegedly leaving the game? Anyone else think her father is the quintessential “stage mother”?

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/16 "2001-07-05T14:50:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> \*\*And dammit, we didn’t get a meltdown! We can’t have a banning without at least one other poster melting down and going out in an insane blaze of glory!
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> If someone doesn’t do it soon, I’m gonna explode!
> 
> Fenris (on the brink) \*\*

Glad to oblige! Manhattan is a sour-tempered dipshit who sucks eight kinds of ass. He should be banned immediately and if you disagree, you are a Zotti brown-noser.

How’d I do, how’d I do?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/17 "2001-07-05T14:56:55Z")

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> Glad to oblige! Manhattan is a sour-tempered dipshit who sucks eight kinds of ass. He should be banned immediately and if you disagree, you are a Zotti brown-noser.\*\*

Yeah, and all moderator hats come with a prophylactic reservoir tip to prevent unwanted pregnancies and the transmission of STDs.

Mr. Cynical - Not pissed anymore

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/18 "2001-07-05T14:59:35Z")

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Seven kinds! What am I some kind of deve? Eight, indeed.

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/19 "2001-07-05T15:02:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Fenris \*  
> \*\*And dammit, we didn’t get a meltdown! We can’t have a banning without at least one other poster melting down and going out in an insane blaze of glory!
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> If someone doesn’t do it soon, I’m gonna explode!
> 
> Fenris (on the brink) \*\*

That’s not gonna happen.

[sub]::twitching eyeball::[/sub]

Everything is fine!

[sub]::head tic flares up::[/sub]

Why would you think otherwise?

[sub]::vein pumping violently in forehead::[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silo-banning-continued/71339/20 "2001-07-05T15:03:53Z")

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> So what do you guys make of the recent announcement that Venus is allegedly leaving the game? Anyone else think her father is the quintessential “stage mother”?

I believe he’s done this once before–I’m not sure that it carries any more weight now.

Also, I apologize for my profound ignorance about drinking beer for Wimbledon, but I thought it best not to take any chances. Only a few short days ago did I learn that a perfectly good word over this side of the pond has quite an, umm, _interesting_ connotation over there.

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> Glad to oblige! Manhattan is a sour-tempered dipshit who sucks eight kinds of ass. He should be banned immediately and if you disagree, you are a Zotti brown-noser.

Well, you get points for effort, but lose for a lack of:  
[li]Vowing never to come back[/li][li]Swearing that the innocence of your online experience has been shattered for all time[/li]or  
 dissolving into self-pity

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