# "The silver lining of everyone catching bat cooties is . . ."

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**Created:** [March 16, 2020, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silver-lining-of-everyone-catching-bat-cooties-is/849613 "2020-03-16T23:21:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2020, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-silver-lining-of-everyone-catching-bat-cooties-is/849613/1 "2020-03-16T23:21:37Z")

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. . . there’s a fresh crop of wildly entertaining conspiracy theories

. . . I can grocery shop in my underwear

. . . now I have a socially acceptable excuse to drink alone

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