# The Simpsons (but not about The Simpsons) Feud

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [March 12, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139 "2008-03-12T18:35:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/1 "2008-03-12T18:35:27Z")

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My hope is that this one transcends all regional and cultural boundaries. We shall see.

A. Read all the rules  
B. Post your answers before reading the thread  
C. Post your answers like this:

1. Answer

2. Answer, etc  
Do not repeat the questions, do not add extraneous fluff amongst your answers.  
C. Scoring - Any answer duplicated by anyone else is worth 100 points divided by the number of entrants.  
D. The game will end either when we have 50 entrants, or at 3 PM Eastern on 3/13/08 whichever comes first.  
E. The penalty. See rule # 3. If you fail to post answers correctly causing me extra work in the scoring, you get the honor of incurring a penalty. That penalty is 10% of your final point total. I only do this with the goal of making sure people read the rules.

3. Name one of Cletus the Slack jawed Yokel’s children

4. Name a setting the show often takes place at other than the Simpson’s house

5. Name a catchphrase used by someone other than the Simpson family

6. Name a non-Simpson family Springfield Elementary student

7. Name a celebrity that has lent their voice to the show

8. Name one of the actors that voices multiple characters on the show

9. Name an adult male character outside of the Simpson family

10. Name an adult female character outside of the Simpson family

11. Name a food or drink commonly consumed on the show

12. Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies/TV shows/ educational filmstrips/etc as \_\_\_\_\_\_\_

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/2 "2008-03-12T18:43:24Z")

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1. Q-Bert
2. Moe’s
3. _Excellent_…
4. Martin Prince
5. Kelsey Grammer
6. Harry Shearer
7. Ned Flanders
8. Edna Krabappel
9. Duff!
10. _Alice’s Adventures Through The Windshield Glass_

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/3 "2008-03-12T18:47:27Z")

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1. Rumer
2. Moe’s Tavern
3. Excellent
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Michael Jackson
6. Hank Azaria
7. Principal Skinner
8. Mrs. Crabapple
9. Doughnuts
10. Dial M for Murderousness

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/4 "2008-03-12T18:46:14Z")

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1. International Harvester
2. Moe’s Tavern
3. Excellent
4. Milhouse
5. Phil Hartman
6. Hank Azaria
7. Moe
8. Edna Krabappel
9. Beer
10. Alien Nose Job

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/5 "2008-03-12T18:57:18Z")

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1. Q-Bert
2. Moe’s Tavern
3. “Excellent!”
4. Ralph Wiggum
5. Michael Jackson
6. Harry Shearer
7. Barney
8. Ms. Crabbapal (sp?)
9. Beer
10. “Mommy, What’s Wrong With That Man’s Face?”

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/6 "2008-03-12T18:59:19Z")

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1. Eunice
2. Quickie Mart
3. “Hey Hey!”
4. Milhouse
5. Mel Gibson
6. Harry Shearer
7. Apu
8. Miss Crabapple
9. Donuts
10.

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/7 "2008-03-12T19:05:19Z")

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1. Q-Bert
2. Moe’s
3. Excellent
4. Milhouse
5. Phil Hartman
6. Hank Azaria
7. Mr. Burns
8. Edna Krabappel
9. Beer
10. Firecrackers: The Silent Killer

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/8 "2008-03-12T19:05:59Z")

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1. Phil
2. Nuclear Plant
3. Ha-ha!
4. Sherry
5. Mark Hamill
6. Dan Castellaneta
7. Chief Wiggum
8. Agnes
9. Pork chops
10. Get Confident, Stupid!

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**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/9 "2008-03-12T19:07:14Z")

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I may have to bookmark this thread for times in the future when I need a good laugh.

Question 10 is brilliant.

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**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/10 "2008-03-12T19:10:52Z")

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1. Qbert
2. Moe’s Tavern
3. Excellent
4. Milhouse
5. Phil Hartman
6. Harry Shearer
7. Moe
8. Donuts
9. Smoking yourself thin

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/11 "2008-03-12T19:12:57Z")

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1. Pass
2. Springfield Elementary
3. Excellent!
4. Martin
5. Danny Devito
6. Hank Azaria
7. Apu
8. Mrs. Krabapple
9. Duff
10. Gladys the Groovy Mule

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/12 "2008-03-12T19:14:35Z")

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1. Brandine
2. Moe’s Bar
3. Ha ha!
4. Milhouse
5. Michael Jackson
6. Hank Azaria
7. Ned Flanders
8. Ms. Krabapple
9. Duff Beer
10. Gladys, the Groovy Mule!

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/13 "2008-03-12T19:16:16Z")

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1. Qbert
2. Moe’s
3. “Excellent!”
4. Milhouse Van Houten
5. Johnny Cash
6. Harry Shearer
7. Barney
8. Edna
9. Duff
10. Leper on the Backfield

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/14 "2008-03-12T19:18:36Z")

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:smack: Q-Bert! D’oh!

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**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/15 "2008-03-12T19:19:28Z")

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1. Pass
2. Quick-E-Mart
3. HaHa
4. Millhouse
5. Name a celebrity that has lent their voice to the show
6. Hank Azaria
7. Moe
8. Mrs Krabapple
9. Duff Beer
10. Pass

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/16 "2008-03-12T19:31:25Z")

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1. Cletus Jr.
2. Springfield Elementary
3. Ha-ha (Nelson Muntz)
4. Milhouse
5. Dustin Hoffman
6. Hank Azaria
7. Stupid Flanders
8. Mrs. Krapabble
9. Duff Beer
10. 2-3 = negative fun

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/17 "2008-03-12T19:38:25Z")

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1. Jethro
2. Moe’s
3. Hi, eveybody!
4. Milhouse
5. Paul McCartney
6. Nancy Cartwright
7. Moe
8. Mrs. Krabbapple
9. Duff beer
10. Jimmy! get that fork away from that toaster: a lesson in electronic safety  
I thought I knew the Simpsons, but at least 3 of my answers are guesses

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**Author:** ![CatInASuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@CatInASuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatInASuit)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/18 "2008-03-12T19:43:10Z")

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1. Darlene
2. Moe’s Bar
3. Ha-Ha
4. Milhouse
5. Paul McCartney
6. Hank Azaria
7. Mr. Burns
8. Mrs Krabapple
9. Duff Beer
10. Nuclear Explosions saved the Earth

Another Feud I can score low in 😉

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/19 "2008-03-12T20:02:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Mullinator]

1. Name one of Cletus the Slack jawed Yokel’s children

2. Name a setting the show often takes place at other than the Simpson’s house

3. Name a catchphrase used by someone other than the Simpson family

4. Name a non-Simpson family Springfield Elementary student

5. Name a celebrity that has lent their voice to the show

6. Name one of the actors that voices multiple characters on the show

7. Name an adult male character outside of the Simpson family

8. Name an adult female character outside of the Simpson family

9. Name a food or drink commonly consumed on the show

10. Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies/TV shows/ educational filmstrips/etc as \_\_\_\_\_\_\_  
[/QUOTE]

11. Billy Bob

12. Springfield Elementary

13. “Thank you, come again”

14. Nelson

15. Kelsey Grammer

16. Hank Azaria

17. Mr. Burns

18. Ms. Krebopple

19. Duff (beer)

20. “…from such nature films as “Earwigs- Eww!”…”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/20 "2008-03-12T20:06:07Z")

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How the eff do you guys know the names of Cletus’ kids?

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