# The Simpsons (but not about The Simpsons) Feud **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 12, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139 "2008-03-12T18:35:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/41 "2008-03-12T21:59:12Z")
1. Crystal Meth 2. Nuclear Power Plant 3. Thank you, come again! 4. Milhouse 5. Mark Hamill 6. Hank Azaria 7. Mr. Burns 8. Mrs. Crabapple 9. Squishees 10. Alice Doesn’t Live Anymore ---
**Author:** ![tarragon918](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d26b3c/32.png) [@tarragon918](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarragon918)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/42 "2008-03-12T22:05:12Z")
1. Betty Sue 2. Power Plant 3. Diddly Diddly! 4. Milhouse 5. Kelsey Grammar 6. Hank Azaria 7. Ned Flanders 8. Ms. Crabapple 9. Duff beer 10. Dr. Feelgood ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/43 "2008-03-12T22:14:21Z")
1. Cassidy 2. Springfield Elementary 3. “Excellent.” 4. Milhouse VanHouten 5. Kelsey Grammar 6. Dan Castelenatta 7. Ned Flanders 8. Edna Krabappel 9. Duff Beer 10. Make Way for the Metric System ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/44 "2008-03-12T22:29:26Z")
1: I don’t remember 2. The power plant. 3. HA-ha. 4. Milhouse. 5. Kelsey Grammer 6. Hank Azaria. 7. Lenny. 8. Mrs. Krabappel. 9. Duff Beer 10. I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/45 "2008-03-12T22:55:05Z")
1. Q-Bert 2. Spingfield Elementary 3. “Excellent.” 4. Milhouse 5. Patrick Stewart 6. Dan Castellanata 7. Krutsy 8. Mrs. Krabapple 9. Beer 10. “Calling All Quakers.” ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/46 "2008-03-12T23:04:09Z")
1. Britney 2. Moe’s Tavern 3. Thank you, come again! 4. Ralph Wiggum 5. Glenn Close 6. Hank Azaria 7. Barney Gumble 8. Edna Krabapple 9. Buzz Cola 10. Last night’s date ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/47 "2008-03-12T23:22:03Z")
1. Brandon 2. Moe’s 3. Excellent 4. Ralph “I am an Arsonist in Training” Wiggum 5. Ron Howard 6. Azaria, Henry 7. Flanders, Ned 8. Crabapple, Edna 9. Beer! 10. I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/48 "2008-03-12T23:25:54Z")
1. Bob? 2. The elementary school 3. Mr. Burns: “Eeexcellent” 4. Millhouse 5. Kelsey Grammar 6. Dan Castalanneta 7. Flanders 8. Mrs. Crabapple 9. uhhh… Slurm? 10. Planet of the Apes, the Musical ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2008, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/49 "2008-03-12T23:27:52Z")
:smack: Duff Beer! How could I forget Duff Beer! (I know Slurm is from Futurama; I just blanked and tossed out a joke answer) ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/50 "2008-03-13T00:08:50Z")
1. ? 2. Nuclear power plant 3. Excellent. 4. Milhouse 5. Paul McCartney 6. Harry Shearer 7. Mr. Burns 8. Maude Flanders 9. donuts 10. Earwigs, Ewww! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/51 "2008-03-13T00:30:28Z")
1. Rumer 2. The Kwik-E-Mart 3. “Excellent!” (Mr. Burns) 4. Martin Prince 5. Kelsey Grammer 6. Harry Shearer 7. Apu Nahasapeetapetalom 8. Mrs. Krabappel 9. Beer 10. “The Adventures of Larry Leadfoot” and “Alice Through the Windshield Glass.” ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/52 "2008-03-13T00:30:44Z")
1. Brittany 2. Moe’s 3. _Ex_cellent 4. Ralph Wiggum 5. Kelsey Grammar 6. Hank Azaria 7. Carl 8. Mrs. Krabappel 9. Duff beer 10. Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/53 "2008-03-13T00:48:34Z")
1. Incest 2. The Kwik-E-Mart 3.Wazzuuuupppp? 3. Wendell 4. Jasper Johns 5. Pamela Hayden 6. Jasper 7. Sarah Wiggum 8. Pork chops 9. “The Verdict Was Mail Fraud” ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/54 "2008-03-13T01:32:59Z")
1. Q-Bert 2. The Kwik-E-Mart 3. Excellent 4. Ralph Wiggum 5. Michael Jackson 6. Phil Hartman 7. Ned Flanders 8. Mrs. Krabapel (spelling?) 9. Donuts 10. M for Murderousness ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/55 "2008-03-13T01:38:51Z")
[QUOTE=42fish] 1. M for Murderousness [/QUOTE] That should be ‘Dial M for Murderousness’ (D’oh!) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/56 "2008-03-13T02:32:06Z")
1. Q-Bert 2. Moe’s 3. Eeexcellent. 4. Milhouse 5. Al Gore 6. Kelsey Grammar 7. Moe 8. Mrs. Krabappel 9. Duff beer 10. Get Confident, Stupid! ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/57 "2008-03-13T03:34:33Z")
1. Incest 2. Springfield Gorge 3. “Excellent!” 4. Ralph Wiggam 5. Bono 6. Julie Kavner 7. Reverend Lovejoy 8. Mrs. Crabapple 9. Pork chops 10. Gladys, the Groovy Mule ---
**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/58 "2008-03-13T03:43:39Z")
1. Q-Bert 2. Springfield Elementary School 3. Excellent! 4. Milhouse Van Houten 5. Liz Taylor 6. Harry Shearer 7. Montgomery Burns 8. Edna Krabappel 9. Duff 10. Zinc Oxide and You ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/59 "2008-03-13T04:32:11Z")
1. Tiffany 2. Moe’s Tavern 3. Excellent! 4. Milhouse 5. Elizabeth Taylor 6. Harry Shearer 7. Apu 8. Mrs. Krabapple 9. Donuts 10. When Dopers Draw a Blank ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2008, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139/60 "2008-03-13T04:36:26Z")
1. Clo’ 2. Springfield Elementary 3. Ha-Ha! 4. Milhouse 5. Kelsey Grammer 6. Harry Shearer 7. The Sea Captain 8. Edna Crabapple 9. Beer 10. Global Warming or NONE LIKE IT HOT! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-but-not-about-the-simpsons-feud/441139.md?page=4)