# The Simpsons: Tapped Out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** video-games-e-games\
**Created:** [December 6, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231 "2012-12-06T21:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3664 "2014-10-15T01:34:42Z")

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I got 30 donuts shooting down a UFO today too! And I just got Hugo about five minutes ago. Good day for TSTO.

I’m not sending out eggs until the glitch is fixed. I’m not hoarding them, but I don’t want to waste them. I’m not very far off from getting the last probe prize and I MIGHT hold off on opening bags at that point. I won’t need probes and I guess the craft prizes aren’t going to change on Sunday. So if I hang onto my bags, I can collect ray guns a little faster. I assume the drop rate will increase or the amounts needed will decrease.

I think the nail-in-board is indefinite. I am really noticing a difference as I level it up.

BTW, do the probes look like vibrators to anyone else? A probe by another name…

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**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3665 "2014-10-15T02:01:03Z")

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> [@Fair\_Rarity](#):
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> BTW, do the probes look like vibrators to anyone else? A probe by another name…

I’m horrified that you’re reading something sexual into a perfectly innocent anal probe.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3666 "2014-10-15T10:55:36Z")

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> [@Erdosain](#):
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> I’m horrified that you’re reading something sexual into a perfectly innocent anal probe.

I thought they had reached the limits of what rectal probing could teach them.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3667 "2014-10-15T13:49:10Z")

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I read on one of the TSTO blogs that the Drive In pays out 30 donuts on completion of its quest. I don’t know if that’s true so take that with a grain of salt.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3668 "2014-10-15T16:26:02Z")

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Yes, it’s true.

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3669 "2014-10-16T01:15:50Z")

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I only got 10 donuts for the drive-in.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3670 "2014-10-16T01:23:53Z")

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> [@Fair\_Rarity](#):
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> I only got 10 donuts for the drive-in.

Me too. Is there more?

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3671 "2014-10-16T02:34:42Z")

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Yes, it’s true.

No, the second one.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2014, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3672 "2014-10-16T22:38:43Z")

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An update was just pushed where Homer has to find Moe’s clothes by squishing aliens. For some oddball reason I didn’t get the task until I went to Krustyland so if the same happens to you try that.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3673 "2014-10-17T00:00:26Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> An update was just pushed where Homer has to find Moe’s clothes by squishing aliens. For some oddball reason I didn’t get the task until I went to Krustyland so if the same happens to you try that.

Yep, and you can go to The Simpsons’ house to see your progress. Visit daily and make sure you are getting the clothing item. Final prize Sunday.

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**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3674 "2014-10-17T00:15:54Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> An update was just pushed where Homer has to find Moe’s clothes by squishing aliens. For some oddball reason I didn’t get the task until I went to Krustyland so if the same happens to you try that.

Yeah, if Homer isn’t free, and you don’t go to Krustyland, the second part of the quest will never trigger. I must have squished 50 aliens to no effect before I had to check online for what I was doing wrong. I don’t know how people can play this game without help from online sources.

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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3675 "2014-10-17T00:18:01Z")

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_I’m siiiiiiiiingin’ in the rain_

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3676 "2014-10-17T03:53:10Z")

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I got \*another \*30 donuts from shooting an alien ship AND one from a squished alien in the same town! Thanks, whoever \*\*jameyd \*\*is. Your town rocks! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3677 "2014-10-17T15:58:48Z")

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Great.

Tons of tasks for Homer and he’s strapped into the donut torture device for 36 FREAKING HOURS

Also love how they’re trying to send the kids on random tasks while they’re supposed to be trick or treating for a whole month.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3678 "2014-10-17T16:00:54Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Yep, and you can go to The Simpsons’ house to see your progress.

Oh, cool. I think I figured out the outfit. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3679 "2014-10-17T16:45:34Z")

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Homer completed the clothing item for me today even while he was busy on another task.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3680 "2014-10-17T17:04:16Z")

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Homer’s been getting the clothing items for me, even though I haven’t been to K-land in over a month.

However, I’m going to punch the next person who gets 30 donuts from a spaceship. I have not received a donut this entire event… grrr.

At least I got Hugo sleeping in the attic.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3681 "2014-10-17T23:20:13Z")

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> [@Labtrash](#):
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> Great.
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> Tons of tasks for Homer and he’s strapped into the donut torture device for 36 FREAKING HOURS
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> Also love how they’re trying to send the kids on random tasks while they’re supposed to be trick or treating for a whole month.

I got a Grow Tomacco task about two weeks into growing corn. It’s been good at keeping random tasks from annoying me.

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**Author:** ![Fair\_Rarity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fair_rarity/32/153_2.png) [@Fair\_Rarity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fair_Rarity)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2014, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3682 "2014-10-18T01:25:23Z")

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So I’m going with the hoarding stuff strategy since I got the donut machine yesterday. The idea is that opening bags will just get you lots of probes, which you don’t need any more. So hang onto the bags until we switch from probes to ray guns. If my bags and eggs and ammo don’t roll over, I’m screwed, but otherwise, I’ll be in good shape for round two with a shit ton of bags to open and eggs to drop on the 20th.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/3683 "2014-10-19T12:58:20Z")

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The trivia question at the Simpsons house is about a Shmoo. The answer is:

Pretentious Modern Art

10 Free Donuts!

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