# The Simpsons: Tapped Out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** video-games-e-games\
**Created:** [December 6, 2012, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231 "2012-12-06T21:08:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1021 "2013-05-29T14:50:31Z")

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> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#):
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> I’m kind of cash poor right now as well but I just got the hospital yesterday, so I’m starting to rebuild my cash. The TV station has a nice payout, so if you don’t have that yet it will help when you do get it.
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> Ft. Sensible does sound like weapons being locked and loaded to me, which seems anachronistic because they sound modern.

I guess it _is_ a Fort (as in a military installation), but I just hadn’t thought of that. I just always heard the guns and saw the caption that said “Boring Schoolchildren”. I supposed they mean that school children are getting a tour of it. In my mind, there were school children there, like there learning or working or something. I didn’t really think of it as a military thing until now.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1022 "2013-05-29T15:10:03Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> As far as “Squidport” is that the same as what I’m hearing about being able to buy property along the water? I’ve been trying to save my money for that, but I seem to be at a point in the game where I’ve had to spend a lot of money. Police station, Jail, Gilded Truffle, barbershop, two restaurants…all one after another. I’ve had under $500 at least once a day for the last week or so. But I’m not spending any unnecessary money. As soon as those properties open up, I want to buy them all up, assuming I like them.

Yes, the Squidport update looks to be an expansion that has you rebuilding the town along the waterfront with new land opening up, and a bunch of buildings and decorations specific the that area. I think it runs along a parallel quest track at the 15th level. Nobody knows when it will start. Rumors abound.

So you will need money for that. But buildings are fairly cheap - at least compared to things like The Skinner House. I would suggest saving up.

And don’t worry, you will get to a point where the money comes fairly easily.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1023 "2013-05-29T15:34:39Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> Yes, the Squidport update looks to be an expansion that has you rebuilding the town along the waterfront with new land opening up, and a bunch of buildings and decorations specific the that area. I think it runs along a parallel quest track at the 15th level. Nobody knows when it will start. Rumors abound.

I see they’ve updated the wiki page from being just a rumor or even a poll about what the creators should do for summer to squidport being what it’s going to be. Not just that, it’s all planned out, they’ve got all the different parts, characters, buildings, costs etc. Obviously, someone knows something.

> **[Squidport Expansion](https://simpsonstappedout.fandom.com/wiki/Squidport_Expansion)**
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> "Squidport" redirects here. For the quest chain, see Squidport (quest chain). For all other uses, see Squidport (disambiguation). For the expansions on the ocean, see Land Expansion. The Squidport Expansion was the very first expansion...

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1024 "2013-05-29T17:06:51Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> And don’t worry, you will get to a point where the money comes fairly easily.

I hope so. I just sunk almost all my money into the jail (and a piece of land for the jail) and it’s about 8 hours away from being done and I was just told that I have to build King Toot’s. I should have enough money to build that by the end of the day and then I’ll be back to zero.

It’ll be nice when I can sign on a few times a day, clear out all the money, start some quests, put all my characters into 4 or 8 or 12 hours jobs and be done with it.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1025 "2013-05-29T17:48:09Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I hope so. I just sunk almost all my money into the jail (and a piece of land for the jail) and it’s about 8 hours away from being done and I was just told that I have to build King Toot’s. I should have enough money to build that by the end of the day and then I’ll be back to zero.
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> It’ll be nice when I can sign on a few times a day, clear out all the money, start some quests, put all my characters into 4 or 8 or 12 hours jobs and be done with it.

It happens eventually.

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**Author:** ![Just1Lurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@Just1Lurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just1Lurk)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1026 "2013-05-29T19:11:50Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> I see they’ve updated the wiki page from being just a rumor or even a poll about what the creators should do for summer to squidport being what it’s going to be. Not just that, it’s all planned out, they’ve got all the different parts, characters, buildings, costs etc. Obviously, someone knows something.
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> [Squidport Expansion | The Simpsons: Tapped Out Wiki | Fandom](http://simpsonstappedout.wikia.com/wiki/Summer_Event)

Hooray!! Here comes Captain McCallister! Can’t wait! Hope they give him a voice…

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> Also, what sound does Fort Sensible make. Sounds like a gun or shotgun being racked, but that can’t be right

As long as this question’s been answered, let me re-ask a question I asked months ago - What sound does the Mapple store make?

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1027 "2013-05-29T19:35:31Z")

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> [@Just1Lurk](#):
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> As long as this question’s been answered, let me re-ask a question I asked months ago - What sound does the Mapple store make?

Sliding doors opening.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1028 "2013-05-29T20:48:57Z")

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I hope I can get Handsome Pete to dance for nickels!

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1029 "2013-05-29T22:12:43Z")

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I think I am accidentally hosing myself out of donuts. When I go to collect cash from my plethora of blue houses, I tap furiously and sometimes I accidentally knock on the door while doing so. I try to just arrow back out of it but I think a couple times after drinking that I must have allowed a couple donuts to speed up the transition. I only have seven left and I did have sixteen a few days ago.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1030 "2013-05-29T22:31:00Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I think I am accidentally hosing myself out of donuts. When I go to collect cash from my plethora of blue houses, I tap furiously and sometimes I accidentally knock on the door while doing so. I try to just arrow back out of it but I think a couple times after drinking that I must have allowed a couple donuts to speed up the transition. I only have seven left and I did have sixteen a few days ago.

Go to the options menu and make it ask you to confirm donut spending.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1031 "2013-05-31T14:44:13Z")

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Level 30 is out. No Squidport yet.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1032 "2013-05-31T16:07:21Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> Level 30 is out. No Squidport yet.

I wouldn’t be surprised it the Summer event started at midnight. The splash screen will probably change when that happens.

When did whacking day start? Was it right at the beginning of a month?

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1033 "2013-05-31T17:29:14Z")

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The Whacking Day update was released April 10.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1034 "2013-05-31T18:01:24Z")

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> [@Trion](#):
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> The Whacking Day update was released April 10.

So then if I had to take a shot in the dark, I’d say we have another week or two. Also, since there was an update today and nothing happened, it’s probably not going to magically start working at midnight unless there’s another update. I’m guessing there will be another update when the Summer Event get’s released. As I recall, Whacking Day was set to end around midnight and as people signed on in the last 6 or 7 hours of the day there was an update that ended the event.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1035 "2013-06-01T05:16:11Z")

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No squid port yet, but three new buildings, one premium. Two new characters.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2013, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1036 "2013-06-01T20:18:54Z")

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And there’s a locked task of going to the not yet existing fish place…

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1037 "2013-06-12T19:40:33Z")

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Squidport supposedly launches today.

Anyone got it yet ?

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1038 "2013-06-12T19:48:03Z")

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Yup. It’s an App Store update.

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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1039 "2013-06-12T19:51:20Z")

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I’m downloading a 97.5 MB update, but then again I haven’t logged on in a week or two.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-tapped-out/643231/1040 "2013-06-12T20:34:46Z")

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I had to go to the Google store and download the update, and now it’s running a 99 mb update on top. I should be raring to go in a few minutes.

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