# "The Simpsons" trivia **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950 "2002-07-20T06:30:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/21 "2002-07-20T15:15:15Z")
The Heavenly Hills. What is the name of Mr. Burns’ autobiography? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/22 "2002-07-20T15:31:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mobo85 \* > \*\*The Heavenly Hills. > > What is the name of Mr. Burns’ autobiography? \*\* _Will There Ever be a Rainbow?_ What was the name of the Planet of the Apes musical in which Troy McClure appeared? By the by, are there any rules here? I assume we’re on the honor system but is there a limit of how many times one can answer a question? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/23 "2002-07-20T15:53:34Z")
“Stop the Planet of the Apes - I Want to Get Off!” The honor system probably consists of relying on memory instead of going to [www.snpp.com](http://www.snpp.com) What lie did Homer spread about Ray Patterson during the Sanitation Commisioner election? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/24 "2002-07-20T16:32:13Z")
Is there any other interpretation of the honor system? About the lie, is it that Ray’s an alcoholic? I need a ruling on this one, so I’m not going to post another question. ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/25 "2002-07-20T18:13:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\*What lie did Homer spread about Ray Patterson during the Sanitation Commisioner election? \*\* He said that he “lured children into his gingerbread hut.” New Question: What did the Try’N’Save do “in honor of the birth of our Lord Jesus Christ”? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/26 "2002-07-20T19:30:56Z")
Stayed open all Christmas Day. What was the problem with Fudd? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/27 "2002-07-20T20:20:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HowieReynolds \* > What was the problem with Fudd? They took it off the market after all them hillbillies went blind (or at least that’s what Moe thought, but Fudd is still sold in Shelbyville). Who hosted _World’s Deadliest Executions_? ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/28 "2002-07-20T21:15:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\* > > They took it off the market after all them hillbillies went blind (or at least that’s what Moe thought, but Fudd is still sold in Shelbyville). > > Who hosted _World’s Deadliest Executions_? \*\* Originally was Phil Hartman (☹ ), but after he was recently murdered, they changed it to Ed McMahon out of respect. What did Homer tape over when he made Flander’s dating tape after Maude died? ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/29 "2002-07-20T21:47:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Neurotik \* > \*\*What did Homer tape over when he made Flander’s dating tape after Maude died? \*\* Marge giving birth. According to Homer, who sold poison milk to schoolchildren? ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/30 "2002-07-20T23:17:02Z")
Abe Lincoln! What is Cletus’ advice to Lisa about riding in the truck with skunks? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/31 "2002-07-20T23:34:38Z")
Be careful, those things can go off, even after they’s dead. What is Carl’s (of Lenny and Carl) surname? ---
**Author:** ![coldstream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@coldstream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coldstream)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/32 "2002-07-21T01:40:24Z")
Carlson. What’s the name of Groundskeeper Willie’s shovel ? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/33 "2002-07-21T02:12:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by coldstream \* > \*\*Carlson. > > What’s the name of Groundskeeper Willie’s shovel ? \*\* Agnis What’s the name of Moe’s alma mater? ---
**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/34 "2002-07-21T03:53:26Z")
MIT Mass Institute of tapology Please recite the jingle used by Ned Flanders to remind him of the difference between apple cider and apple juice. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/35 "2002-07-21T03:56:31Z")
“If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella! If it’s [something] brown, you’re in cider town.” What was the name of the hockey player whose photo Bart used for a fake date with Edna Krabapple? What were his stats? ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/36 "2002-07-21T04:00:13Z")
I remember now. “If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.” ---
**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/37 "2002-07-21T04:04:30Z")
Gordie Howe Where does Kerny’s son sleep? ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/38 "2002-07-21T04:25:43Z")
In a drawer. What does Ralph say about the Brillo pad Skinner gives him to sleep with? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/39 "2002-07-21T04:41:30Z")
It feels cold and hurty. When Bart jumps on Sideshow Bob’s younger brother Cecil, saying “Guess who?,” what does Cecil respond? ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/40 "2002-07-21T05:51:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*When Bart jumps on Sideshow Bob’s younger brother Cecil, saying “Guess who?,” what does Cecil respond? \*\* “Maris?” Finish the following line from the Comic Shop Guy: Are you the \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_? Because you are making me laugh." [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950.md?page=3)