# "The Simpsons" trivia **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950 "2002-07-20T06:30:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/41 "2002-07-21T05:58:38Z")
writer of Hi & Lois What was Milhouse’s “thing” that he accused a kid in Shelbyville of copying? ---
**Author:** ![AmyG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@AmyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmyG)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/42 "2002-07-21T07:31:26Z")
Radical. That’s his thing that he says. What’s the name of the woman who stole Kirk van Houten’s car right after her split with his wife? And how did she get his keys? ---
**Author:** ![AmyG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6bbea6/32.png) [@AmyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AmyG)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/43 "2002-07-21T07:33:03Z")
It’s ‘he’, not ‘her.’ Yes, I know. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/44 "2002-07-21T07:55:57Z")
Wwhcih restaurant does Dr. Hibbert’s son recommend for dinner? ---
**Author:** ![Theobroma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5a626/32.png) [@Theobroma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Theobroma)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/45 "2002-07-21T08:13:38Z")
Starla. How many times has Patty been married? How about Selma? ---
**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/46 "2002-07-21T09:39:35Z")
Patty 0 Selma 3 (Sideshow Bob, Troy McLure, Lionel Hutz) (I think) What’s the name of the senate page who plays a vital role in the restoration of Lisa’s faith in democracy? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/47 "2002-07-21T15:30:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crepitus Fremitus \* > \*\*Patty 0 > Selma 3 (Sideshow Bob, Troy McLure, Lionel Hutz) (I think) > What’s the name of the senate page who plays a vital role in the restoration of Lisa’s faith in democracy? \*\* I believe the third husband is Apu, not Lionel Hutz. Isn’t her name something like Selma Bouvier Terwilliger McClure Nahassapeemapetilon? I could be wrong so I’m not going to post another question… ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/48 "2002-07-21T15:35:21Z")
No, she said she wasn’t going to marry Apu in the deportation episode, because her name was already long enough. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/49 "2002-07-21T15:59:51Z")
“Look, I’m already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier Hutz McClure. My name’s already long as it is without Nahassa-passa-whatever.” ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/50 "2002-07-21T16:07:44Z")
THe thing about Selma is that she SAYS Hutz yet we never see a wedding epside for that, I think the writer’s might have slipped it in ot ‘keep us on our toes’, so to speak. Fan boy: Hutz? WHen did she marry Lionel Hutz? I missed an episode! Noooooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/51 "2002-07-21T16:55:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crepitus Fremitus \* > **MIT Mass Institute of tapology** Correction: Moe attended Swigmore University. I have no idea what the name of the Senate page is. ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/52 "2002-07-21T17:01:32Z")
I was just about to chime in and say Moe’s alma mater was Swigmore U, but Max beat me to it ☹ ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/53 "2002-07-21T22:58:37Z")
I have no question to answer but I have one. What kind of car to Patty and Selma drive? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/54 "2002-07-22T13:42:58Z")
To kick-start this thing again, I’ve decided to cheat. According to SNPP, the name of the Senate page is “Brad Fletcher”. But, I can find no information about Patty and Selma’s car, nor do I remember it ever being mentioned on the show. I know they HAVE a car, but I doubt a make or model was ever discussed. So, since I answered one, a new question: Under what name does Homer hide at the Springfield Retirement Castle while Apu pretends to be married to Marge while Apu’s mother visits? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/55 "2002-07-22T18:45:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > \*\* > Under what name does Homer hide at the Springfield Retirement Castle while Apu pretends to be married to Marge while Apu’s mother visits? \*\* Cornelius Talmudge My question: What were the “friends” in the short-lived “Itchy and Scratchy and Friends”? ---
**Author:** ![BabaBooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BabaBooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BabaBooey)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/56 "2002-07-22T18:52:54Z")
Umm, Klu Klux Klam was one of them I do believe. Since I only know part of the answer, I will give part of a question. In the episode where Marge… ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/57 "2002-07-22T18:58:45Z")
Disgruntled Goat was another. What character has an abnormally large penis? ( A legitimate question!) ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/58 "2002-07-22T18:58:45Z")
It was Cornelius **Talmidge**. In what episode did John Waters appear, and what did Marge bring to his store to sell? ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/59 "2002-07-22T19:10:12Z")
Marge sold her grandmother’s antique Civil War figurine, which turned out to be a Johnny Reb Whiskey Bottle. What was the moral reasoning supplied by Fat Tony concerning the sale of illegal cigarettes? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/60 "2002-07-22T19:31:26Z")
> [@](#): > > Which restaurant does Dr. Hibbert’s son recommend? No one got this one? OK, I’ll answer it: Professor P.J. Cornucopia’s Fantastic Foodmagorium and Great American Steakery [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950.md?page=4)