# "The Simpsons" trivia **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 20, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950 "2002-07-20T06:30:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/61 "2002-07-22T20:22:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by watsonwil \* > \*\*Disgruntled Goat was another. > > What character has an abnormally large penis? > > ( A legitimate question!) \*\* Indeed it is, and the answer is Ned Flanders! It wasn’t directly addressed on the show, as I recall, but in the “dating” video Homer made for Ned after Maude’s death, there was a shot of Ned in the shower. Though a “mosaic” effect was used to conceal Ned’s unit, you can tell that it is HUGE. No wonder Maude always seemed so chipper… Also, another of the characters (which stuck with me because I really loved the name) was Uncle Ant. So I’ll submit this one alongside **Bricker** ’s question: Who created Itchy? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/62 "2002-07-22T20:40:36Z")
Fat Tony uses the loaf of bread reasoning for the bootleg cigs. (Itchy was created by somebody who likes his blintzes!) When did Poochy appear again after he was supposed to never re-appear? ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/63 "2002-07-22T21:21:44Z")
Itchy’s creator was named Chester J. Lampwick. I’m not sure whether it counts as a reappearence, but Poochy merchandise was seen in The Android’s Dungeon in the episode where Bart and Milhouse took it over. I think those count as answers, so… Who starred in the remake of “Man Getting Hit by Football”? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/64 "2002-07-22T21:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > \*\* > > Indeed it is, and the answer is Ned Flanders! It wasn’t directly addressed on the show, as I recall, but in the “dating” video Homer made for Ned after Maude’s death, there was a shot of Ned in the shower. Though a “mosaic” effect was used to conceal Ned’s unit, you can tell that it is HUGE. No wonder Maude always seemed so chipper… Actually, I think he had Willy (no pun intended) in mind. During the mock “Scotchtoberfest” festival, Bart rigged Willy’s kilt with balloons, lifting it. The crowd gasped and one young woman fainted. Willy: Ach! 'Tis naught but what God gave me! > [@](#): > > So I’ll submit this one alongside **Bricker** ’s question: Who created Itchy? \*\* Chester J. Lampwick. He doesn’t necessarly have a strong fondness for blintzes, but he did accept them as payment for painting Krusty’s fence (though he never did). Poochy was run over during a Hallowe-en episode when Bart and Lisa were pulled into an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon. George C. Scott was the star of the remake of “Man Getting Hit by Football.” Q: What happened to the inventor of New Coke? ---
**Author:** ![whitetho](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whitetho/32/1059_2.png) [@whitetho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whitetho)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/65 "2002-07-22T21:48:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racer72 \* > \*\*I have no question to answer but I have one. What kind of car to Patty and Selma drive? \*\* In the episode where one of them gives a ride “home” to Hans Moleman, I believe it was a [Volkswagen Thing](http://www.cc.utah.edu/~ssm7601/thing.html). ---
**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/66 "2002-07-23T08:02:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bricker \* > \*\* > What was the moral reasoning supplied by Fat Tony concerning the sale of illegal cigarettes? \*\* Would it be wrong to steal a loaf of bread for your hungry family? And if so, what if your family didn’t like bread, but liked cigarettes. And instead of giving it to them, you supplied it to them at a tidy profit. Along the same track, what is Fat Tony’s real name? ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/67 "2002-07-23T10:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers \* > \*\* > Q: What happened to the inventor of New Coke? \*\* He became a homeless bum sharing a campfire with Homer’s half-brother (the one who was a millionaire auto manufacturer until Homer bankrupted him). At what floor does the blood usually get off? ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/68 "2002-07-23T10:37:51Z")
The 2nd floor. (From the “Shinning” episode-let from one of the Halloween specials.) Here’s a pretty easy one: in the song “See My Vest”, what is the vest made of? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/69 "2002-07-23T11:35:13Z")
_See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest_ What caps off Homer’s _first_ visit to New York? Hint: _“…and that’s when…”_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/70 "2002-07-23T12:25:38Z")
In the final scene, he is being pelted with garbage and hypo needles as he drives away on the Bridge. What other food does Chester have a hankering for? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/71 "2002-07-23T13:53:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\*In the final scene, he is being pelted with garbage and hypo needles as he drives away on the Bridge. > \*\* I think that’s his _second_ trip to the Big Apple. We only hear about his _first_ trip when, in the same episode, he tells the story… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\* > What other food does Chester have a hankering for? \*\* I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/72 "2002-07-23T15:27:59Z")
BEGINS: Homer’s wallet/luggage/camera is stolen ENDS: Chased by a pimp Who were the two characters who were not the answer to a trivia question because they “were never popular at all”? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/73 "2002-07-23T16:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by watsonwil \* > \*\*BEGINS: Homer’s wallet/luggage/camera is stolen > ENDS: Chased by a pimp …which leads him into a sewer, where he is attacked by CHUDs. > [@](#): > > Who were the two characters who were not the answer to a trivia question because they “were never popular at all”? \*\* “Which two popular character have died in the last year? If you answered Dr. Marvin Monroe and Bleeding Gums Murphy, you’re wrong. They were never popular!” Speaking of which, here’s my question… We actually saw the instance where Murphy died, but have only seen passing references to the Monroe death. Based on the first time we heard about it, Dr. Marvin Monroe probably died prior to what incident which swept all of Springfield? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/74 "2002-07-23T17:08:36Z")
Fat Tony’s real first name is Marion (you just don’t get it, do ya?) Okay, here’s an old one: What kind of canned food is in the Simpson’s (not Flanders’) bomb shelter? hint: it can also be seen in the 138th episode special ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/75 "2002-07-23T19:28:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \* > \*\*What other food does Chester have a hankering for? \*\* Liver and onions, which he enjoys to celebrate his victory over Itchy and Scratchy Studios. What license plates did the gift shop at Itchy and Scratchy Land run out of? ---
**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/76 "2002-07-23T19:38:30Z")
## quote: ## Originally posted by Annie-Xmas What other food does Chester have a hankering for? I think Grandpa gave him a plate of corn muffines to paint his chicken coup…but i might be wrong, But any who, they ran out of “Bort” License plates…They also had a jumper at “TGI McScratchy’s” What is the comic bock guy watching late at night when Bart and lisa come in after getting seats for the Itchy and Scratchy parade? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/77 "2002-07-23T19:58:49Z")
The X-Rated Itchy and Scratchy, featuring sex and god forbid…cigarette smoking. Okay next question: Afraid of failing her Wind in the Willows test, Lisa imagines herself not being accepted to Harvard, and having to go to what “lesser” school? ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/78 "2002-07-23T20:14:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoggie \* > \*\*Afraid of failing her Wind in the Willows test, Lisa imagines herself not being accepted to Harvard, and having to go to what “lesser” school? \*\* Brown. “Game over, mate!!” Who invented Homer’s autodialing machine, and what was its original product name? Where is Superintendent Chalmers from? What does Homer serve to Pinchy for dinner? What was the humorous solution to the math problem at the gifted school that Bart briefly attended? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/79 "2002-07-23T21:14:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > Where is Superintendent Chalmers from? He’s from Utica and he’s never heard of steamed hams. > [@](#): > > What was the humorous solution to the math problem at the gifted school that Bart briefly attended? \*\* r[sup]2[/sup]dr, or rdrr; “har-de-har-har” ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/80 "2002-07-23T22:18:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > **Who invented Homer’s autodialing machine, and what was its original product name?** Professor Frink. Autodial 9000? > [@](#): > > \*\*What does Homer serve to Pinchy for dinner? > \*\* Bacon and eggs. Who sang the ad jingle for Plow King? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950.md?page=5)