# "The Simpsons" trivia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 20, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950 "2002-07-20T06:30:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/81 "2002-07-23T22:42:44Z")

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> Who sang the ad jingle for Plow King?

Who beat Jimmi Hendrix in Pinball (or was it air hockey) in Heaven?

“That’s game, Hendrix!”

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/82 "2002-07-23T22:46:26Z")

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> Who sang the ad jingle for Plow King?

Oops, that’s Linda Ronstadt.

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/83 "2002-07-23T22:52:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ferrous \*  
> \*\*Bacon and eggs. \*\*

That was for breakfast. What did Homer serve him exclusively for dinner, while everyone else got steamed cabbage?

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/84 "2002-07-23T22:57:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dooku \*  
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> That was for breakfast. What did Homer serve him exclusively for dinner, while everyone else got steamed cabbage? \*\*

Oh yeah…was it risotto?

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**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/85 "2002-07-23T22:58:37Z")

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im not sure of the spelling, but i think it was “resoto”

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**Author:** ![fallapart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fallapart/32/3018_2.png) [@fallapart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fallapart)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/86 "2002-07-23T23:00:39Z")

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damn, beat me to it. ☹

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**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/87 "2002-07-23T23:08:14Z")

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Yep - risotto. That whole episode cracked me up. “Dyarrr, I understand. It’s tough to let go. Tel me this then: have ya got any spare change?” Also the cute, cuddly lobster when Homer looks at it vs. the viscious, evil lobster when Marge looks at it…

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**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/88 "2002-07-23T23:19:34Z")

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Yeah, that’s one of my favorites too. The ending, where Homer is sobbing wildly while stuffing his face with his dead pet cracks me up.

“Um, dad…are you gonna eat that whole thing yourself?”  
“_sniff_Uh huh. Pinchy would have wanted it that way.”

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**Author:** ![TigoleBitties](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cab0a1/32.png) [@TigoleBitties](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TigoleBitties)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/89 "2002-07-23T23:57:32Z")

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What can Barney remember after being gone for 3 months?

Easily one of my fave Barney lines…

Whats the secret ingredient of Red Tick Beer?

What’s Homers vision of the “American Dream?”

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/90 "2002-07-24T00:33:55Z")

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I don’t remember Barney’s memory…but…

The secret of Red Tick Beer is that it’s made from real ticks- they have dogs swimming about while it’s being made.

And I believe Homer’s vision of the American Dream was working at Barney’s uncle’s bowling alley, instead of the vicious, evil corporate hell of Mr. Burns’s nuclear power plant.

My question: What country is Bart representing in the Model UN episode?

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**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/91 "2002-07-24T02:03:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TigoleBitties \*  
> \*\*What can Barney remember after being gone for 3 months?  
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He gave a guest lecture at Villanova. . .or maybe it was a street corner.

What broadcaster did Gabbo impersonate in his theme song?

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/92 "2002-07-24T02:06:41Z")

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Tying up a couple of loose ends.

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> Who beat Jimmi Hendrix in Pinball (or was it air hockey) in Heaven?

Thomas Jefferson

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> What can Barney remember after being gone for 3 months?

He was giving a series of guest lectures at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner.

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**Author:** ![rsvp9146](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@rsvp9146](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsvp9146)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/93 "2002-07-24T02:14:36Z")

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My question: What country is Bart representing in the Model UN episode?

Libya

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**Author:** ![Wearia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Wearia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wearia)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/94 "2002-07-24T05:39:30Z")

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Ok I’ll put a question:

In the episode making fun of Lord of the Flys, What did Milhouse steal from the cooler??

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**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/95 "2002-07-24T06:03:39Z")

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Ok, since there really aren’t any open questions left on this page, I’ll start the ball rolling again.

What’s the Sea Captain’s solution to get bubblegum out of hair?

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**Author:** ![Chocobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/96 "2002-07-24T06:05:46Z")

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Whoops. Didn’t refresh before I posted. Anyways, Milhouse steals a sandwich and 2 bags of doritos, IIRC.

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**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/97 "2002-07-24T07:29:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Chocobo \*  
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> What’s the Sea Captain’s solution to get bubblegum out of hair? \*\*

Yarrrr, a deep sea squid.  
What vegetable does Lisa sarcastically admit she’s going to marry?

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**Author:** ![blainer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a698b9/32.png) [@blainer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blainer)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/98 "2002-07-24T07:31:45Z")

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> What vegetable does Lisa sarcastically admit she’s going to marry?

A carrot

“She admitted it!”

I think that Hendrix actually beat Ben Franklin . . .

What is homers waist size and what kind of “seat” does he prefer?

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**Author:** ![Orual](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orual](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orual)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/99 "2002-07-24T12:45:24Z")

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**What’s Homers vision of the "American Dream?"**

I thought this was: “In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.” Spoken while rolling around on his sugar pile.

What do the purple berries that grow on the Lord of the Flies island taste like?

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**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/100 "2002-07-24T13:50:52Z")

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Didn’t the purple berries taste like “burning” ? (ralph quote)

What would Mrs. Botts do to the children if they didn’t listen to her?

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