# "The Simpsons" trivia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 20, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950 "2002-07-20T06:30:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/141 "2002-08-06T05:42:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zappo \*  
> \*\*What does Bart fill Groundskeeper Willie’s hovel with? \*\*

Creamed corn.

What porn magazine does Krusty get free from Apu?

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**Author:** ![Amidar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Amidar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amidar)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/142 "2002-08-06T14:42:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> \*\*Question: Dr. Hibbert tells Apu to call him at what number when his pixie sticks come in? \*\*

9-1-1.

Name three things you could buy from Larry Burns.

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**Author:** ![JBERGES](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed8c4c/32.png) [@JBERGES](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBERGES)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/143 "2002-08-06T15:14:30Z")

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“I only stole [insert what he actually stole]!”  
Milhouse only stole 3 sandwiches and a bag of Dorritos, if I remember correctly.

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**Author:** ![Fish42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4da419/32.png) [@Fish42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish42)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/144 "2002-08-06T16:11:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Amidar \*  
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> Name three things you could buy from Larry Burns. \*\*

A walnut with googly eyes; a rock with googly eyes; a stretched out Pepsi bottle (“If this stuff’s too good for you, I’ve got some crap to sell”)  
When Marge is rehearsing for the musical version of “Streetcar Named Desire,” what daycare center do they leave Maggie at?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/145 "2002-08-06T16:55:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rilchiam \*  
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> What porn magazine does Krusty get free from Apu? \*\*

“Enourmous Asses”. I don’t think he gets it free, just at a discount.

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/146 "2002-08-06T17:34:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Miskatonic \*  
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> “Enourmous Asses”. I don’t think he gets it free, just at a discount. \*\*

Nope. I believe it’s _Gigantic Asses_

Name a couple of the Xtreme magazines Marge noticed at the Kwik-e-Mart.

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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-trivia/119950/147 "2002-08-06T17:35:16Z")

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Streetcar - It’s the Ayn Rand Child Care Center or something like that, innit?

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