# The Simpsons with real live actors

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 2, 2006, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059 "2006-01-02T07:34:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![St\_Ides](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@St\_Ides](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St_Ides)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/21 "2006-01-02T18:38:40Z")

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> [@interface2x](#):
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> I think they should use that actor that’s always standing on his hind legs and walking.

Flimshaw. Rory Calhoun died years ago.

I nominate Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/22 "2006-01-02T18:45:40Z")

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Maybe they should go with an unknown like whats-his-name, or whosis, or that guy? Always wore a shirt?

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/23 "2006-01-02T19:29:41Z")

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And hatless!

“Repeat…subject is hatless!”

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/24 "2006-01-02T20:25:04Z")

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Philip Seymour Hoffman as Mr Smithers.

And keep an eye out for Bill Murray and Denzel Washington in their uncredited cameos as Lenny and Carl.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/25 "2006-01-02T20:34:53Z")

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> [@Little Nemo](#):
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> Philip Seymour Hoffman as Mr Smithers.

Mr. Stasaeon says he thinks he’s closer to a Barney than a Smithers.

And oddly, he nominates Robin Williams for Smithers - he’s thinking of “The Birdcage”. I say ehhhhhhh… _maybe_. But there are probably much better.

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/26 "2006-01-02T22:24:02Z")

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> [@Eutychus](#):
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> I think if you gave him the chance, Richard Moll could pull off a pretty decent Homer.

Yeah, if he weren’t over two metres tall and trim. Maybe they could use some of that _Lord of the Rings_–style trick photography to scale down his height without reducing his weight…

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/27 "2006-01-02T22:39:31Z")

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Are there any four fingered actors out there? They would be naturals for a role.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/28 "2006-01-02T22:57:01Z")

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**interface2x** and \*\* Bryan Ekers\*\* had me in stitiches!

Has Dakota Fanning started developing yet? if not, we could ‘butch’ her up to play Bart who after all is voiced by a woman

Kirstie Alley (at her new trimmer self) for Ms Krabapple

John Larroquette for Principal Skinner

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/29 "2006-01-03T00:04:01Z")

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I know this is all speculation, but IMO a live-action Simpsons would be a Very Bad Idea. That said, Anthony Hopkins for Mr. Burns, and Jerry Stiller for Grampa Simpson.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/30 "2006-01-03T00:10:08Z")

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Perhaps it could be live action, but with voiceovers by the original cast. Why, that’s just crazy enough to… fail miserably.

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**Author:** ![davenportavenger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@davenportavenger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davenportavenger)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/31 "2006-01-03T00:33:24Z")

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> [@Cat Fight](#):
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> Perhaps it could be live action, but with voiceovers by the original cast. Why, that’s just crazy enough to… fail miserably.

Would you really want to see a live Homer strangle a live Bart? Or watch a real Mr. Smithers get kicked by a real Mr. Burns? It would be funny, but not ha-ha funny.

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**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/32 "2006-01-03T01:03:04Z")

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Some people say Homer looks like Dan Aykroyd.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/33 "2006-01-03T02:06:06Z")

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yeah, tons of speculation on homer. we had thought of john goodman over here, but he’s already got the fred flintstone thing on him.

goodman is out.

i DO like me an anthony hopkins of a christopher walken for mr. burns. have we no responses to ed o’neill?  
i haven’t seen anyone bring up the lisa/marge/barney trivumnirate.

that should be a good one.

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**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/34 "2006-01-03T03:46:17Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> i hear that a simpsons movie has been made, but it won’t be released until the show gets retired. one of the possibilites of a movie would be a live action one.

> [@Marley23](#):
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> IMDb has a 2008 release date for the film, and confirms it’s animated. Doing it any other way would get them killed.

Wait – does this mean that the show will officially end in just 2 years?? Say it ain’t so!! I mean, I know the show has jumped the shark, and jumped back, and jumped again a dozen times over, but it’s such a fixture of TV that I kinda thought it would be on, well, _forever_…or until one of the major voice actors died… ☹

As for casting, all I’ll say is Ralph Wiggum = George W. Bush. (Any Conan fans out there?)

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/35 "2006-01-03T03:51:42Z")

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> [@Rodgers01](#):
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> Wait – does this mean that the show will officially end in just 2 years?? Say it ain’t so!!

I sure wouldn’t call it official. Who knows where IMDb got the number, and I don’t think anyone connected to the show has said the movie will be the end. [IMDb’s Simpsons trivia section says the cast members are each signed for three movies.] I think they started saying “we’ll do a movie when the show ends” years and years ago, never expecting the show to run for as long as it has. If the SNPP site is right, they’ve got at least one more year left.

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**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2006, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/36 "2006-01-03T04:38:26Z")

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> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#):
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> i haven’t seen anyone bring up the lisa/marge/barney trivumnirate.

Barney = George Wendt? Bit of typecasting there.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/37 "2006-01-04T06:31:30Z")

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what about george wendt playing homer?

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**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/38 "2006-01-04T10:11:07Z")

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> [@Little Nemo](#):
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> Philip Seymour Hoffman as Mr Smithers.

Yes.

Just mix Hoffman of _The Big Lebowski_ and Hoffman of _Talented Mr. Ripley_ and you’re set.

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**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/39 "2006-01-04T16:49:35Z")

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French Stewart from _Third Rock_ might make a good Smithers…

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**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-simpsons-with-real-live-actors/338059/40 "2006-01-04T18:34:14Z")

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Steve Buscemi as the gun store guy  
Wayne Knight as the comic book store guy  
Geena Davis as Marge

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