The Sinclair Broadcast Group and Boris

Are they at least allowed to say “Sinclair has ordered us to read this”? Or do it in the style of a radio commercial with all the terms and conditions, so fast that it’s incomprehensible?

Imma gonna guess No.

But Imma also gonna guess they’ll get approval for their acquisition of Tribune.

Deadspin’s video show how much control and deviation is allowed by the local station: none.

I refused to watch Boris without Natasha. Who else will speak out against “moose and squirrel”?

It is pravda! You cannot disagree with pravda!

Stranger

It’s spooky how they talk with the same inflections and at the same speed-I’ve seen choirs with less coordination.

“Boris Epshetyn is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

“…Can I see my children now, please?”

You can’t handle pravda!

In Russia, pravda handle you!.

Lol.