# The Sing Along Thread to End All Sing Along Threads **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 15, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574 "2001-07-15T12:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/1 "2001-07-15T12:17:37Z")
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you… **Nirvana** [sub]Like anyone knows the words to this song.[/sub] Load up on guns and bring your friends… ---
**Author:** ![Mundo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/bc8723/32.png) [@Mundo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/2 "2001-07-15T13:58:24Z")
Uh, I’m pretty sure Nirvana is the name of the band. Isn’t the song called Smells Like Teen Spirit? It’s fun to lose and to pretend… ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/3 "2001-07-15T14:36:14Z")
I’m Henry the eighth I am Henry the eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She’s been married seven times before… ---
**Author:** ![Spiritus\_Mundi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Spiritus\_Mundi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiritus_Mundi)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/4 "2001-07-15T14:46:17Z")
I looked at the title. Hope blossomed, briefly, then died. ---
**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/5 "2001-07-15T15:02:06Z")
I feel stupid. And contagious. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/6 "2001-07-15T23:25:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cap’n Crude \* > \*\*I feel stupid. > > And contagious. > > \*\* BBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZ! Wrong answer but thank you for playing. She’s overboard and self assured… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/7 "2001-07-15T23:30:51Z")
[Grrrr…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=78169) I’m high on drugs and cannot speak Salmon dance ahead for sure I know, it makes no sense, but I could never understand what the hell Cobain was singing anyway. AFAIK, those were the actual words to his songs. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/8 "2001-07-16T01:44:52Z")
Crunchy, Nice try. There will be no mockery of Kurt in my thread. Go back to planning next year’s Frog Ball Day parade. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/9 "2001-07-16T01:48:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > **Nice try. There will be no mockery of Kurt in my thread.** Or, as sung by Kurt Cobain himself: Rice fry. Share wheel Beano soccer he have curtain my head. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/10 "2001-07-16T02:15:07Z")
Geez, Crunchy,nice hijack. 🙂 Did Kurt steal your lunchbox? Did he mock the Cardinals? [sub]And if he mocked the Cards,could you blame him?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/11 "2001-07-16T02:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > **Did Kurt steal your lunchbox? Did he mock the Cardinals?** What’d you say? Did he feel sore crunchlocks? What? Did he rock the hard and talls? What the hell? You’re starting to sound _just like_ Cobain! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/12 "2001-07-16T03:01:19Z")
Bite me, Crunchy 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/13 "2001-07-16T12:12:25Z")
[Weird Al] _I can’t remember the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse. It’s hard to bargle naugle souse With all these marbles in my mouth…_ [/Weird Al] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/14 "2001-07-16T13:46:14Z")
[sup]Let’s see who listens to Bob and Tom[/sup] Orange barrels, orange barrels, Everwhere I see! Orange barrels, orange barrels, Looking back at me! _ **-or-** _ I take a look a my enormous penis, And everything is going my way. I take a look a my enormous penis, And the blues just can’t hang around. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/15 "2001-07-16T14:27:10Z")
Favorite line to “Smells Like Teen Spirit”: A mullato, an albino, a mosquito, my libido. Who knows what the hell it means, but dang… it’s funny. 😃 [sub]I also like the Tori Amos version of the song. :)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/16 "2001-07-16T14:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > **[sup]Let’s see who listens to Bob and Tom[/sup]** Sorry, **hardygrrl** , ya know I love you and all, but this thread’s already been hijacked all to shit and back… **thinksnow** - _who the hell are Bob and Tom?_ I turn on the radio this morning and John Boy and Billy have been replaced by these characters, and all they’re doing is singing these two dam’ songs! And now, NO, I can’t get the frickin’ “orange barrels” thing outta my head!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/17 "2001-07-16T14:50:25Z")
[Bob and Tom](http://www.bobandtom.com) are the hosts of a morning show based in Indianapolis that has been running for…geez, I don’t know, alot of years. I’ve been lisening to them for about 12 years now and have a few albums of theirs. They have a number of comedians and the occasional rock star and a ton of funny skits (IMO). The “orange barrels” is notorious for getting stuck in peoples heads so when ever someone emails or calls saying that they have something running through their head, they play OB. As for the John Boy and Billy show, I listened to them when I was in NC and they also play here, but I don’t care for the show too much. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-along-thread-to-end-all-sing-along-threads/72574/18 "2001-07-16T23:38:05Z")
Since this has already been hijacked… I’ll just post my favorite Liz Phair lyrics. From the song Flower: Everything you say is so obnoxious,funny,true and mean. I want to be your blowjob queen. 🙂 You’re probably shy and introspective. That’s not part of my objective. I just want your fresh long jimmy. Jamming, slamming,ramming in me. 🙂