# the Sing yer li'l ol' heart out MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [August 16, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-yer-lil-ol-heart-out-mmp/550373 "2010-08-16T01:33:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 244
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-yer-lil-ol-heart-out-mmp/550373/244 "2010-08-23T16:16:20Z")
Manly stuff I do whiskey guns and explosives killing your own food (celery doesn’t count) Gay bingo (hey - it works for a lot of the men I know 😉 ) Harleys Beards Smokers (like a grill they use real flames and burning wood but you get to play with them for most of a day instead of just a couple hours) Free weights Bleeding knuckles from a slipped wrench Crying when you need to and beating the snot out of anyone laughing at you for doing it Killing spiders with your thumb > [@A Special Manly MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/9): > > Yogurt’s not manly. Not manly? The crap is best when its full of live active bacteria, fer Chrissakes! How much manly can you get? OK - washing it down with sour milk maybe. > [@A Special Manly MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-special-manly-mmp/551120/43): > > Y’all watch while I oogie out **Da Bear** … I’ll get him too. **Doggio** got the long version of this but -------- I have this cousin on mothers side named Freddie. Cousin Freddie is the meekest little fellow you ever met. He worked in the mill as an electrician but as a sideline he hunted poisonous snakes; mostly copperheads. He would find a cottage somewhere that had basically gotten infested, buy it cheap, hunt out all the snakes and sell them, and then sell the cottage snake-free for a profit. Some of the guys in the mill learned of this seeing him at a rattlesnake round-up (where you compete by jumping into a pool with snakes in it and grabbing them by hand) and sort of outed him. Well ------ some folks just weren’t buying this. Cousin Freddy really is like your cartoon 98 pound weakling after all. Especially bad was his foreman who was this huge Hulk Hogan type. Freddie took the flak - to a point. Then he pulled the fangs and sacs from a timber-rattler and put it in the foremans lunchbox. Hulk open the box, snake went for Hulk ------ and Cousin Freddie got fired. But to this day he says it was worth it. > [@VunderBob](#): > > I just heard that Iraqi security forces have arrested a terrorist cell that was responsible for manufacturing booby-trapped prayer mats. > > Prophets were going through the roof. Did you hear that the Polish Security Forces figured they won the whole war? [spoiler]This weekend they found Bed Linen on the third floor of Macy’s![spoiler] --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sing-yer-lil-ol-heart-out-mmp/550373)._