# The Single Coolest Living Individual in the World **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 29, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686 "2000-12-29T18:14:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/21 "2000-12-29T20:33:05Z")
Come to our ritualistic service and drink the blood of our undead zombie lord!! This Sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Wildest\_Bill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Wildest\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wildest_Bill)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/22 "2000-12-29T20:43:18Z")
Brocolli, You’re funny but stephen had a good point about being rose and raised. Reservouir Dog it is called the “Lord’s Supper”. But Jesus is not a zombie he keeps his hands to his side except when he healing somebody. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/23 "2000-12-29T21:04:18Z")
If Jesus is still alive, where is he? Hangin’ out in Kalamazoo’s 7-11 with Elvis? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/24 "2000-12-29T21:14:45Z")
So what level Cleric do you have to be to Turn a Jesus? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bellex17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@Bellex17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bellex17)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/25 "2000-12-29T21:19:03Z")
jesus is still alive-in some people’s hearts ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/26 "2000-12-29T21:19:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Montfort \* > \*\*Well, maybe Jesus is both alive and dead at the same time… Y’know, like Scröedinger’s Cat. 😛 \*\* … but… they didn’t put him in a box… Kenneth Branagh. The guy can act. Sing. Dance. Direct. Produce. Write. Married Emma Thompson, who also sings, dances, acts… waitaminute… divorced her. Scratch that. How about Patrick Stewart? ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/27 "2000-12-29T21:27:19Z")
because there is only one: \*\* David Bowie \*\* Coolness was a dream until Bowie made it real. stoid Worshipping at the altar of Bo since 1972 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/28 "2000-12-29T21:28:04Z")
Oh, **Ethilrist** , you were so close, but couldn’t quite grasp it: **Emma Thompson**. Close runner-up: **Cecil Adams** Stepping-on-his-heels-close second runners-up: **snopes** and **Barbara Mikkelson**. Distant third, but still holding his own: **David B.** ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/29 "2000-12-29T23:20:32Z")
The master. ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/30 "2000-12-29T23:44:07Z")
**Stoidela** wrote > [@](#): > > Coolness was a dream until (David) Bowie made it real. I’ll second that. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/31 "2000-12-30T00:28:59Z")
Me. Only nobody seems to know it. ---
**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/32 "2000-12-30T00:45:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bellex17 \* > \*\*jesus is still alive-in some people’s hearts \*\* By this logic **John Lennon** is still alive, and thus wins this contest hands down. ---
**Author:** ![Kipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kipper)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/33 "2000-12-30T07:28:19Z")
Spike Milligan, now Sir Terrance Milligan. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/34 "2000-12-30T07:33:46Z")
The coolest person alive is my gilfriend. For everything I have ever done wrong she’s forgiven me. For every error I’ve made she look past it. For everytime I didn’t do the right thing she believed in me. Oh yeah not to mention she has a nice rack and a very fine ass. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/35 "2000-12-30T08:16:09Z")
Hugh Hefner. 'Nuff Said. ---
**Author:** ![Alantus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a6a055/32.png) [@Alantus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alantus)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/36 "2000-12-30T09:52:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alessan \* > \*\*So what level Cleric do you have to be to Turn a Jesus? > > 😃 \*\* I think if you got a cleric that high, your gonna win. Might as well start a new game;) Alantus ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/37 "2000-12-30T11:16:38Z")
To the OP: **mega the roo**! No contest. To Wildest Bill: Jesus is _alive_??? Do you have his email address because there are some things I’ve been meaning to ask him… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ec8ea/32.png) [@The\_Great\_Philosopher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Philosopher)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/38 "2000-12-30T11:21:27Z")
easily noel gallagher oh, and Jesus could be alive because we’d probably never see him; the british tabloids would have him surrounded 24-7… ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/39 "2000-12-30T11:42:20Z")
Hands down, it has to be **Gordon Downie** Of course Jesus is alive, at least as long as you believe that homeless guy on the corner who keeps trying to heal me… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686/40 "2000-12-30T13:19:31Z")
Either myself, or Henry Rollins. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-coolest-living-individual-in-the-world/47686.md?page=3)