# The single dopers club---c'mon inside
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 21, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141 "2000-05-21T22:50:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/1 "2000-05-21T22:50:41Z")
Are you a single doper–possibly searching?
If you are then here is your new home.
I am single, here is my picture: [http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/men8.html](http://www.cwcm.net/sdmbmen/men8.html)
Post your picture if you desire,
feel free to flirt with other dopers,
talk about yourself…etc…
Anyone to reveal a secret doper crush?
I’m thinking this thread will get more crowded
once the “ladies” page goes up (maybe not).
Most importantly everyone, have fun. 🙂
-Mike
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### Author:  [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/2 "2000-05-21T23:50:12Z")
I just posted a link to a pic of myself and my offspring in another thread ([http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25156](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=25156)). I’m recently divorced and still bitter, but I think I’ll sit in until I get over it.
–Baloo
PS: Besides, I didn’t want Mike to think he was the only one in this thread. 😉
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### Author:  [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/3 "2000-05-22T00:07:26Z")
I have a crush on psycat90. 😉
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### Author:  [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/4 "2000-05-22T00:31:40Z")
OK, I’m here, everyone can relax.
Well, some hag had to be first, I guess it’s me.
I’m single but not looking very hard. Getting ready to get back into the pool after a long dry spell.
Now what??
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### Author:  [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/5 "2000-05-22T00:51:14Z")
I was just peeking to see what you single folks do…I am happily married, but I’m not dead!! 😉
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/6 "2000-05-22T02:53:29Z")
> [@](#):
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> Well, some hag had to be first, I guess it’s me.
Don’t you know…i’m a hag. 😃
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### Author:  [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/7 "2000-05-22T03:03:40Z")
Um… For some reason my invitation never arrived.
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/8 "2000-05-22T03:09:35Z")
C’mon you single dopers, don’t be shy now. I know that Angkins, Demo, Baloo and DragonLady (and Silo too) aren’t the only single dopes here. I know there are quite a few of ya out there. I can think of one person right now who is single–Singledad (name says it all eh). As I recall Techchick is single too, come jump in my thread (no, not my bed :D). Don’t be shy everyone…this isn’t love connection. This is just a portal where you can shoot the sh\*t. Shoot!
::Silo waves his hand to welcome::
::new people in the singles club::
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/9 "2000-05-22T03:15:51Z")
Sure enough, there’re some of us singles out here. I’ve been through a few decades of mix and match;…I dunno; maybe I’ll hookup with somebody again. Lots of experience here.
Woof-woof?
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### Author:  [@Argeable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argeable)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/10 "2000-05-22T03:16:39Z")
Well, yea, I’m single, but I get this little feeling that I’m just a little too young for y’all (you petafiles! No, just kidding…) but hell, if there’re any (early-) teenage dopers out there, just lemme know. 😉
Also, you’re all invited to my 100th post party!
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/11 "2000-05-22T03:19:44Z")
> [@](#):
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> Um… For some reason my invitation never arrived.
Single = invited
NonSingle = (well you can come in here too ;))
Result: Everyone is welcome.
I am adopting an “open door policy.”
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### Author:  [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/12 "2000-05-22T03:53:17Z")
Single here. I think i’ll just go sit down in the corner and try to blend in with the decor. 'scuse me…
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### Author:  [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/13 "2000-05-22T03:53:45Z")
Yup, I’m checking in…put me in the chronically single pile.
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### Author:  [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/14 "2000-05-22T04:05:04Z")
Won’t that get messy?
Well, I’ll start: I had a “kitchen experiment” turn out pretty good last week. I sauteed some sausages in a frying pan, made milk gravy (with the sausages & drippin’s), then cracked two eggs into the gravy and covered the pan while they “poached”.
I served the whole mess on 12-grain toast. Poor-man’s Eggs Benedict! Not bad.
–Baloo
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### Author:  [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/15 "2000-05-22T05:13:09Z")
bump!
I think we should give are age and location single members.
me: 21 M, Va
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### Author:  [@SSgtBaloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSgtBaloo)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/16 "2000-05-22T05:37:28Z")
41 (42 this June)
Male
New Mexico (7 miles west of Texas – it used to be farther but…;))
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### Author:  [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/17 "2000-05-22T05:54:41Z")
Single here too
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### Author:  [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/18 "2000-05-22T09:40:49Z")
Stay off the board a couple of days and look what you miss!! I’m an old single arrogant doper.
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### Author:  [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/19 "2000-05-22T12:07:11Z")
30/m/MN, Maybe later we can sit in a circle and play spin the bottle
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### Author:  [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-single-dopers-club-cmon-inside/20141/20 "2000-05-22T12:16:41Z")
Thirty, male and from upstate NY.
Picture unavailable (lucky for you since it usually evokes screams of horror)
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