# The Sinulator: the (pleasure) wave of the future...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 24, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933 "2004-09-24T20:00:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933/1 "2004-09-24T20:00:32Z")

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Anyone here ever heard of it or, better still, experienced it? 😉

> **[Ins and Outs of Teledildonics](https://www.wired.com/2004/09/ins-and-outs-of-teledildonics/?tw=newsletter_topstories_html)**
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> The UPS guy delivered my Sinulator the morning of the day I was giving a party.

Pure heaven. In the pleasure of your own home. For $79.95

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933/2 "2004-09-25T05:48:58Z")

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Well.

RealGirl dolls. Teledildonics. Self-heating lube.

“In a thousand years there won’t be anymore guys and girls, just wankers. Sounds GREAT to me!”  
–Mark Renton  
Train Spotting

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933/3 "2004-09-25T06:30:29Z")

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Lest we forget f-ing machines dot com.

What will they think of next?

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933/4 "2004-09-25T18:18:57Z")

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Sign #27 You’ve Been Spending Too Much Time On Your Trig Homework:

I thought the Sinulator was going to be a math thing.

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**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-sinulator-the-pleasure-wave-of-the-future/265933/5 "2004-09-26T00:43:03Z")

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> [@Jenaroph](#):
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> Sign #27 You’ve Been Spending Too Much Time On Your Trig Homework:
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> I thought the Sinulator was going to be a math thing.

If I were you, **Jenaroph** , I’d give it a shot. Under ideal conditions, it _might_ even help you with your math. 😃